|'THE FAT CONTROLLERS' PIGGY BANK----|
"£35 MILLION!!!???"------"HAVE A DRINK ON ME INSTEAD!!!"
The latest news from the club is that SOME!? of the £35 Million quid from the transfer of 'ye naa who', will NOT! be spent until the JANUARY! transfer window opens, with claims that if we spend it aall now, we'll have nowt left for 'the window' in six months time!!! (ne mention at aall? of aall the season ticket money/'Sky' money/sponsors money/etc. received???)
"I F*****' KNEW IT!!!"