"80 DAYS TO GAN!"
Believe it or not there are just 80 days! to gan before The Premier League starts agen on August 13th!
Normally, aa start gettin' withdrawal symtoms within a week of the season finishin', but a'm sure that the time will pass very quickly before aa pull aall mee hair oot!.
In the mean time a few pre season friendlies have been arranged to keep us 'occupied' til then (see below)
A 'sauce' close to the club haz telt 'The Geordie Times' that Joey Barton haz NOT been offered a new contract and that both Sol 'Moneybags' Campbell and Shefki Kuqi are 'on their bikes' az we speak!
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| "BARTON'S GANNIN---LIKE!" |
Any transfer news from wor 'exclusive' club
'sauce' will be published forthwith for the benefit of Geordie exiles aroond the world (and beyond!)
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