Friday, 22 September 2017

"NE WHERE NEAR" BRIGHTON v THE TOON **** SUNDAY AFTERNOOON!

Posted 'high noon bells' Thorsday 21st September 2017
Updated at Woodall sorvices truck park on the M1
10 45pm bells, Friday
NOW YOO NAA WHY WE CAALL THEM
"NE WHERE NEAR" BRIGHTON!

Next up on wor travels iz the away game at Falmer in Sussex where Brighton play!---Their groond iz actually nearer to to the town of Lewes in the opposite direction to Brighton!

It's a nice stadium in the WRANG place, with ne car parkin' allowed whatsoever for fans and (more importantly!) ne pubs anywhere near the groond, which iz in the middle of "ne where"!

The train ride from central Brighton to the groond iz a nightmare and yoo have to queue for at least half an hour to get on one!---which will be packed to the rafters for the 6 mile jorney!
(It would be like NUFC playin at Tynemoooth, with just the Metro to rely on from St James' station!) <(it doesn't bear 'finkin' aboot!)

This iz wor 4th visit here, so we 'naa the score' and plan to get a 5 seater taxi to The Amex Stadium instead, this time!
Getting the train meenz yoo HAVE to leave the boozer yoo are drinkin in at least an hour an a qwaataa beforehand to make the kick off!---so a taxi will save us valuable 'drinkin time', az we will book one for aroond three qwaataaz of an hour before kick off!

Tim Krul, wor (now!) former keeper haz just signed a one year deal with Brighton and could well be between the posts when we play them on Sunday!---surely it would have been better to delay the transfor until AFTER we have played them!?---lets hope he doesn't have 'a blinder'!---"Eh!"

We have sold wor full allocation of 2,500 tickets----aalso sold oot iz wor next away game 'doon here' v Sooothampton--allocation 3,200 tickets!

Team news and more updates later!


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