Tuesday, 8 January 2013

"I BEG YOUR PARDEW?"

Posted '9:30am bells' Tuesday 8th January 2013
"SOMEWHERE ON THE 'A47'
HEEDIN' TOWARDS NORWICH!"

The latest utterances of wor beleagered manager make worryin' reeedin'!---accordin' to him the young players he hoyed in at the deep end in wor woeful performance @ Brighton last Saturday did well enough to be considered for a place in the team @ Norwich this comin' Saturday!???

"I can't fault them for effort!", he reportedly said? and claimed he was pleased with the workrate of his young players? <(must have been watchin' a different game to us!--like!???)

This iz very disturbin' news indeed!, az 'not one of them' are anywhere near Premya Leegue standard and we will be on anotha 'hidin' to nothin' if nowt iz done soon to add to the Debuchy signin' and fortha strengthen wor squad, before 'the window' closes once again at the end of the month!

Honest!---we've got nowt against James Tavernier, 'The Lone Ranger', Sammy 'Ami' or 'Dummy' Dummett, but the reality IZ!----they're simply not 'up to it', Alan---mate!

SO!-tell 'The Fat Controller' to 'get hiz hand in hiz pocket' before it's tooo F*****' late! ("AGAIN!!!")

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