Saturday, 16 July 2022

356 Saalfelden Arena

 Ground number 356

Date of First Visit: 15th July 2022

Saalfelden Arena, Saalfelden, Austria

Munich 1860  0

Newcastle United  3 (Willock, S Longstaff, Bruno)

Friendly fixture

Attendance: 700 ish (250 Toon fans---250 Munich fans--200 locals--12 (or so) watchin from the hills beyond!)


"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF GEORDIES!"

Three of us travelled from Tyneside to Tirol via Manchester Airport and based worsels in a hotel not far from Innsbruck Airport for a few days stay to watch the two games against Jawman opposition on Austrian lower leegue groonds, namly 'Big Al (NOT the sheet metal workers son) and International 'Russ'cue (Who came wor 'rescue' a few years ago in Cardiff, when wor car broke doon on wor way to Swanzee)

Anyway!----after sussin oot Innsbruck's 'Inn's the previous day, we made wor way to a place caalled 'Worgl' where we had to change trains to get to Saalfelden where the forst game of 'The Austrian Tour' (of two games!) woz bein played on a Friday afternoon!



We had a bit time on wor hands---so---az yi dee, we heeded for the nearest drinkin den near Worgl station for a quick 'gargel' before catchin' the next train to Saalfelden (A 70 mile jorney through the Alps from Innsbruck)



Arrivin in Saalfelden we heeded for the toon centre for a gargel in Rathauscafe before movin on to a bar next to the groond which owerlooked the Alps in the distance, before heedin for entrance to the groond!


THE VIEW FROM THE BEER GARDEN!

Monsoon conditions were forecast durin the game but luckily for us the heavy rain had arrived in the mornin and had stopped by the time we got to The Saalfelden Arena! Instead there were humid conditions az the temperature soared to aroond aboot the '30 mark'

The game kicked off at '2:30 bells' and it looked az though aroond aboot 500 fans had made the trip from Jawmany and Tyneside and we were both 'housed' on an open terrace, with the opposite main stand a 'neutral' area for the locals! 



With a capacity of just 1,500 this groond is smaller than local non leegue Tyneside teams like Whitley Bay, Dunston and Heaton 'Stan'

Luckily there woz nee sign of any rain, which woz just az well az we didn't bring any 'nanny goats' (coats) with us!---Instead humid conditions in a bakin' heat

The groond iz literally suroonded by high Alpine mountains and iz the most picturesque groond av ever been tee oot of the 356 watchin' The Toon!

A VIEW TO DIE FOR!


The forst half woz typical pre season dross with wayward shots aplenty!

The 2nd half woz much better fare and the deadlock woz broken in the 55th minute when a through baall from Shelvey foond Joe Willock and he fired great shot into the net!


A mass of changes then occurred on the hour mark for the Toon 

I never realised that Nick Pope had been one of those who had been substituted and loudly praised him for heedin a baall ootside the box!---much to the amusement of The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers az DUBRAVKA had replaced him in goal! (must get mee 'mince pies' tested!) 😳 

The subs who came on


Then we got wor 2nd goal when Bruno passed to Sean Longstaff and he hit a beauty into the goal in the 66th minute!

It woz soon 3-0 when Bruno hit a fine effort past the 1860 keeper to send the 250 or so Toon faithful wild with delight! (The hills were alive with the sound of Geordies!) (sic!)

This woz the final goal of the game!

The starting line up (In total NUFC used 22 players--"er!" Includin MARTIN DUBRAVKA!)

We heeded back to the beer garden train after the game and had a few celebratory gargels, before catchin the train back to Innsbruck!


SPOT THE 'FREEBEEZ' WATCHIN' FROM THE HILLS?

"ANYONE FOR TENNIS?"  WHILE THE FUTBAALL MATCH WOZ GANNIN ON THERE WOZ A TENNIS MATCH GANNIN ON BEHIND US!   THE PARTISIPENTS OBLIVIOUS THAT THE WORLD'S RICHEST CLUB WERE PLAYIN ON THE FUTBAALL PITCH BELOW!


Thursday, 14 July 2022

"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF GEORDIES" ALPS TOUR 2022

 Posted 'high noon bells' Thorzday 14th July 2022


NUFC play 2 games in Austria on Friday (v Munich 1860) and next Munday (v Mainz 05)

And yoo can rest assured that The Geordie Times will bring yoo the match reports from both games!

So stay tuned on Friday and Munday neets for updates!

Az per usual "Watch this space!"

The musical 'The sound of music' woz filmed in The Alps near Saltsberg where NUFC play their 2 games and The Geordie Times haz its own version of the title song!

*"Aaltogether now!" (Geordie version)

"The hills are alive with the sound of Geordies!"

"With songs they have sung for a hundred years!"

"The hills fill my heart with the sound of Geordies!"

"My heart wants to sing every song it 👂 hears!"

Grand tour of Austria game 1: Saalfelden Arena


Grand tour of Austria game 2: Kufstein Arena



Wednesday, 13 July 2022

MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2021-2022 (PART 10)

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 13th July 2022



*April 2022 *** 10 pubs visited *** Running total 74

Sporz and Nohrich















Tuesday, 12 July 2022

MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2021-2022 (PART 9)

 Posted '2:00pm bells' Tuesday 12th July 2022

March 2022*** 12 pubs visited *** running total 64

*Soothampton  Everton and Chelsea ?in the wrang order!
















Saturday, 9 July 2022

THE TOON V THE HEEDBANGERS *** TODAY!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 9th July 2022

Updated 1:30pm bells


NUFC's forst pre season game tex place today v near naybaaz (neighbours) Gatesheed behind closed doors at wor Benton trainin base!

Nee kick off time haz been annoonced, to stop any fans watchin from afar! (We presume?)

"Wots the score mate?"

We will bring yoo the result az soon az we find oot!

So "Watch this space intently!"





The Geordie Times-- A groveling apology!

We said last week that season ticket holders shud have been given priority for tickets for wor 2 home pre season friendlies at the end of this month after chaotic scenes at the ticket office after unprecedented demand for tickets! (Mee mate and season ticket holder 'Tex', waited ower 2 hours in the queue to get wor tickets!)

'Lang haired Davy' from Benton sez we were selfish and wrang to say this and that the kids need to be given a chance to gan az well!

We understand "where he comes from" (Benton!) and unlike Boris, we apologise profusely for this selfish error of judgement!

PS: Woz at the the NUFC ticket office yesterday to sort misstayks with friendly tickets and woz told that season ticket holders WILL be given priority for any Leegue or FA Cup ties at SJP this season!

Thursday, 7 July 2022

MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2021-2022 (PART 8)

 Posted 'high noon bells', Thorzday 7th July 2022

PART 8 *** FEBRUARY 2022 *** 4 GAMES AND 6 PUBS VISITED *** RUNNIN' TOTAL 52

safc u15s v NUFC U15s (AT JARROW)
47: JUNCTION, NEWCASIL (After game)

WHU V NUFC
48: BAXTERS COURT, HACKNEY WICK, LONDON

49: BETJIMAN ARMS, ST PANCRAS, LONDON

BRENTFORD V NUFC
50: SWAN, HAMMERSMITH, LONDON

51: WILLIAM MORRIS, HAMMERSMITH, LONDON

NORWICH U23s V NUFC U23s (AT KING'S LYNN)
52: LIVE AND LET LIVE, KING'S LYNN




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Wednesday, 6 July 2022

NUFC TELLY TIMES FOR AUGUST AND SEPTEMBER

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 6th July 2022



The live telly games have been published for August and September.

The Toon have been picked for 4 games oot of the 8!

AUGUST

Sat 6th:The Friar Tuck Mob of Nottingham at SJP (3 bells) NE TELLY

Sat 13th: Ne Where Near Brightin at The Amex (3 bells) NE TELLY

Sun 21st: The Blue Moonies of Mancland at SJP (4:30 bells) SKY

Wed 24th?: Leegue Cup 2nd roond (Opponents and venue not known yet) 

Sun 28th: Wolverhampton Wanabeez at Molineux (2 bells) SKY

Wed 31st: The Liverbirds at Anfield (8 bells) BT

SEPTEMBER

Sat 3rd: Cristil Palliss at SJP (3 bells) NE TELLY

Sun 11th: The Jellied Eels Mob of West Ham at London Stadium (2 bells) SKY

Sat 17th: Bournemoooth at SJP (3 bells) NE TELLY

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Tuesday, 5 July 2022

WORKY TICKET CHAOS!

 Posted '1:00pm bells' Tuesday 5th July 2022

THE QUEUE SNAKED ROOND THE CORNER AZ FAR AZ THE STRAWBERRY BOOZER!

TOTAL CHAOS!

*Cannit beleeeve that NUFC havvint given priority to season ticket holders to buy their own seats for wor 2 pre season friendlies at SJP!

Mee mate 'Tex' had to wait 2 hours in the queue to get his and my tickets this mornin! (Leazes End---take it or leave it, he woz told!)

Massive queues online az well (Estimated 20,000) and one mate 'Big Al' (not the sheet metal workers son!) waited an hour to be told that somebody had bought hiz seat in The East Stand---and so he will have to sit somewhere else in the stand instead!

Phone lines are jammed az well!

Total chaos for puttin seats on sale to anybody!

There will be 'hell on' for certain!

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