IT'S NOT OWER YET!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 5th July 2021

If anybody thought that the NUFC takeower woz dead in the waataa, and that the consortium had waalked away a year ago, last July---- then fink again!

Amanda Staveley, wor chairwoman in waiting, haz released a statement into the "NO comment!" statements repeatedly issued by the EPL-- proof that the PCP Capital Partners takeower haz NOT been abandoned by the Saudis, Amanda and the Reuben brothers!

An alleged offender, when asked questions by detectives, will reply "NO comment!" to repeated questioning, which iz exactly wot the EPL iz doing! (ie: they are crooks az well!)

There iz still hope that it will eventually happen after 18 long months of torture!

Put it this way! Why would she bother to ✍write such a letter if they HAD waalked away???

Below iz Amanda's letter to Tracey Crouch the Conservitive minister who iz chairing the fan led review to sport!

MEHRDAD IZ AMANDA'Z HUSBAND

ING-ER-LAND EXPECTED!-----AND THEY CAME UP WITH THE GOODS!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 4th July 2021

   TOON FANS IN ROME! 

   (The Bender Squad!)

"UKRAINE TAKE THE KANE!"🦯

An unexpected 4-0 demolition of The Ukraine lifts Ing-er-land into the semi final of the Euros, where we will play Denmark on Wedinzday neet for a place in the final at Wembley next Sunday, against eethaa Spain or Italy, who meet in the othaa semi on Tuesday!

Ukraine were hit by a hurriKane (sic!) az a Harry Kane brace and one each from Maguire and henderson, sealed the magnificent win in Rome in front of a 21,000,000 BBC audience, (and a few in Rome!)

Well done lads and best of luck on Wedinzday!

COMMUNICATIONS BREAKDOON!

 Posted '12:35pm bells' Friday 2nd July 2021

NUFC have complained that the EPL haven't been open with them and there iz nee transparency in regard to the takeower, yet the very same club says nowt to the loyal fans aboot season ticket renewals, new players, or anything else for that matter!

Below iz a club statement condemning the secrecy of the arbitration!

A bit rich from a club that stays silent itself!---isn't it just! 

The NUFC Supporters Trust have aalso wrote a letter in response!

ANOTHAA FRIENDLY ADDED TO PRE-SEASON

 Posted 'high noon bells' Thorsday 1st July 2021

News reaches The Geordie Times (2 days late!) that yet anothaa Yorkshire friendly haz been added to the list, makin a total of 5 pre season friendlies in the coonty!  

We will travel to the Keepmoat Stadium, Doncaster on Friday 23rd July for a '7:00 bells' kick off (Or at least the team will travel, az there iz nee news if away fans will be allowed to attend?)

Meeenwhile Rafa haz signed for Evaatin and good luck to him, with the hostility of their fans to contend with!

The NUFC takeower saga drags on and we have nee idea wethaa it will be succesful or not?

If it isn't, then we are stuck with the same manager, owner and nee new players (so far) and yet anothaa top flight survival battle iz on the cards, if this nightmare scenario happens!

We shall soon find oot me 'finks'!

STOP PRESS! '3:00pm bells'

A home friendly v Nohrich haz been added to the list

Saturday August 7th with a '2:00 🔔bells' kick off!

THE AWAY DAY NIGHTMARE CONTINUES INTO A 3RD SEASON!

 Posted 📫'high noon 🔔bells' Tuesday 29th Joon 2🥶21

News that York City have been forced to deny entry to Toon fans in wor forthcoming friendly next month at their new groond, haz sent shock waves through 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' fan base!!! (See above!)

Indeed, anly 2,000 home fans will be allowed into their 8,500 capacity stadium, denyin them much needed revenue! (Some mad-sad groundhoppers (includin' 'me') have even looked at prices of York season tickets to get in, but were put off, az they are nearly £300 for an adult!)

York, would of course 💘love to welcome up to 3,000 of us, but The City of York advisory committee have said that 6,500 seats must remain empty for them to receive a safety covid certificate!

Pure 😠madness if yoo ask us, az huge 60,000 plus crowds are to be allowed into Wembley for the Euro semi finals in the very same week! (Many of them from othaa European countries!)

Nothing makes sense anymore in this 🤪crazy mixed up country!🥶

Meeenwhile--and taakin of Wembley---there's a certain Euro game there at '5:00 bells' toonet when Ing-er-land take on Jawmany for a place in the qwaataa finals!---In front of 45,000 fans! Where's the logic??? (nee Jawmans allowed!)

Ing-er-🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿land expects!

Updated '10:30am bells' Wedinzday

For once Ing-er-land didn't let us doon and won 2-0 with goals from Sterling and Kane to set up a qwaataa final with The Ukraine on Saturday neet!

Ing-er-land expected and delivered!!!

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!?

 Posted📫'high noon 🔔bells' Munday 28th Joon 2021

NUFC FANS

News that Rafa will finally be appointed az Evaatin manager this week, reaches us!⬇️

    SO CAALLED EVAATIN FANS!

PIZZA TEASERS! ***PAPA JOHN'S TROPHY 🏆DRAW MADE!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 25th Joon 2021

                        WETHERBY ROAD, HARROGATE

The draw for the EFL Cup haz been made and NUFC U21s have been paired with Harrogate, Manzfeeld and Sheff Wed's forst teams!

This iz NOT good news for 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' az we have been to aall 3 groonds previously to watch The Toon!

The ties 👔 which are aall away will take place in August, October and November!

.Meeenwhile! anothaa away 1st team friendly v The Liverbirds haz been mentioned, but NOT confirmed!

We will keep yoo 📫posted!

SAME TIME---DIFFERENT PLACE!-----

 Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 22nd Joon 2021

YORK (top) OR HARROGATE?

"YOO CAN'T BE IN 2 PLACES AT THE SAME TIME!"

Harrogate have conformed to NUFC that the kick off time against us iz at '2:00 bells' on Sunday 18th July!----Exactly the same time az wor friendly at York's new stadium! (The 25 man 1st team squad will be split between the 2 games)

Az yoo cant be in 2 places at the same time The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers have opted for the York game az we have never been to their new groond---but we HAVE been to Harrogate many moons ago for a NUFC resorve game!

However!---az both games take place ONE DAY before the lockdoon ends, it iz uncertain wethaa we will be allowed to travel doon!?

The sensible thing would be to move both games to 'freedom day' to ensure that az many fans az possible can attend!

But thats tooo simple ----isnt it!?

THE MONKEY HANGERS 5 THE FAWLTY TOWERS MOB 4

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' munday 21st Joon 2021

       Somewhere in Hartlepoool, many moons ago!

Congratulations to Hartlepoool for winnin the penalty shootout v Torquay 5-4 at Ashton Gate!

Many Toon fans watched on from the 3 Bulls and their woz a loud cheer when 'The Fawlty Towers Mob' missed their last penalty to send 'The Monkey 🐒Hangers' back to Leegue 2 from non leegue obscurity---And just one leegue below the SMBs 15 miles up the A19!

Well done Poool!

Explanation to those of yoo who live ootside north east England:  

In the orly 19th century a foreign ship woz seized in Hartlepoool and a monkey woz captured!  

Az they'd never seen a monkey before, the locals thought the monkey woz a foreign spy and hung him from the gallows on the quayside!

Honest, it's TRUE!

GEORDIE TIMES EXCLUUUSIVE! *** NEW YORK AWAY FRIENDLY ADDED TO THE LIST!

 Posted 'high noon🔔bells' Saturday 19th Joon 2021

"NO! NOT THAT NEW YORK!"

Sensational news reaches The Geordie Times that a new NUFC pre season friendlies haz been added to the list!

We are off to New York! "Er!" Not the one in the USA, but the one in sooth Yorkshire where Rotherham play!

The game will take place on Tuesday 17th July at their New York Stadium groond with a '7:00 🔔s kick off!

The reason it's caalled New York Stadium iz because they play in a district of Rotherham caalled New York!

And the reason for THAT name iz because a foundry in Rotherham used to make the distinctive fire 🔥hydrants for the New York in America!

Honest, it's TRUE!

     Made in Rotherham 🇬🇧UK

Meeeenwhile!  Wor forst game of the new Premyaa Leegue season v The Jellied Eels Mob of West Ham haz been moved to Sunday 15th August with a '2:00 bells' kick off time!  (Live on SKY)

The forst of many nee doubt to be moved for live telly!