"ANLY TEARS FOR SOUVINERS YET AGAIN!"

Posted 'just after high noon bells' Thorsday 12th July 2018

Crow-ay-shaa 2  Ing-er-land 1
😥😤😧
It aall ended in tears once again when we went oot with a bang (on the heed!) in The World Cup semis last neet and anly thing we will be bringin back home are tears, souvenir futbaallz and Russian dolls, after this crushin 2-1 defeat!

Ing-er-land shud have put the Crow-aats to the sword but didnt take their chances in the forst half and payed the ultimate price in extra time! (In the 6 games played, Ing-er-land have anly had 6 (SIX) shots on target!) (ie: Thats anly 1 (ONE) shot per game on average!😨)

The meaningless 3rd/4th place decider takes place on Saturday v Beljim and yoo can bet your bottom dollar that both side will be full of the players who never got a game!

In other words it will be Beljim resorves v Ing-er-land resorves! (Again!)

I certainly wont be glued to the telly watchin that one!😨

"INGLISH TIL WE DIE!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Wednesday 11th July 2018

New-cas-sil's coat of arms

A canny while back, while in London for a Toon game, a Chelski fan I woz taalkin to said Geordies shud support Scotland, az we were so close to the Scottish border!

I replied that I woz born 50 miles south of the border (az the drunken magpie flyz!) and even if I woz born "1 inch" inside the Inglish border, then I am Inglish, I replied!-----HE DIDN'T!

The 2 closest cities on the Inglish side of the border, namely Carlyl and New-cas-sil BOTH show their allegiance and have the Ing-er-land flag in their badges!

Carlye's badge

In othaa words: "We are Inglish til we die!", just like The Cockneys in London, The Scousers in Liverpool, The Brummies in Bormingham, The west country yokels from Bristil, Yowvil and Plymith and the rest of the inhabitants who were born in this country!

We are aall rootin for Ing-er-land tooneet in their quest to reach The World Cup final after a gap of 52 years!

Crow-ay-shaa wont be easy opponents but they are beatable nonetheless!

Franss await the winners in Sunday's final in Moscow after beatin favourites Beljim 1-0 in last neets othaa semi final!

"HOWAY THE LADS!"

NEW ENTERTAINERS AWAY KIT RELEASED!

Posted '12:47pm bells' Tuesday 10th July 2018

NUFC have unveiled wor new away kit for the forthcomin' season and it' s a throwback to the 1995 'entertainers' change strip!

Lets hope that we ARE entertained in the 2018-2019 season!?

News aalso reaches us that 'President' Kenedy iz back on anothaa loan season lang deal from Chelski.
The 22 year old Brazilian made thorteen appearances for us last season

"Welcome back Ken!"

"BEER WE GO!, BEER WE GO!, BEER WE GO!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 9th July 2018

                    It's last Saturday and Ing-er-land have just scored against Sweedin!---
                                   and the beer gans skywards in Times Square!          

Mebeez a'm a bit 'long in the tooth', but to pay £40 to sit and £22 to stand in Times Square, New-cas-sil, watchin' a big screen and gettin' expensive £5 pints of beer in plastic glasses hoyed ower yoo when Ing-er-land score, iz NOT my idea of a fun day oot!😨

Personally, I will watch the final for FREE in 'The Leazes End Club' behind St James' Park (£2.70 a pint in a reeel glass container!) and hoy mee beer doon mee throat instead!😨🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
(Hopefully Ing-er-land will be 'in it'!?)

One brain dead idiot wrote this on Twitter and
  bein' a responsible publication,😨 
'The Ge😨rdie Times' haz **** any swear words!

"Thieving c**** at Times Square.
Tickets just went on sale for semi final.
22 f****** quid to stand. £40 to sit down.
F****** unbelievable. Yet more proof of this country being f*****".

Geordie Times reply.
"Simple---divvint gan then, you 'simpleton'!
There are 100 plus pubs/clubs in New-cas-sil city centre alone that are showin' it FREE!
If you're not old enough to drink, then watch it at home, az its on terrestrial telly!"

"FUTBAALLS COMIN YEM! (By the piano man!)

Posted 11:05am bells' Sunday 8th July 2018

"FUTBAALLS COMIN YEM!

Posted '11:00am bells Sunday 8th July 2018

EVEN THE GARDEN GNOMES ARE 'CHOUFFE'D!

Posted '4:45pm bells' Saturday 7th July 2018 onwards!

SWEEDIN 0  ING-ER-LAND 2 !
THE BACCUS, HIGH BRIDGE, NEW-CAS-SIL!

We at The Geordie Times have to admit that we didnt 'fink' Ing-er-land had any chance of reachin' the World Cup semi-finals!
But here we are after a MAGnificent 2-0 win ower Sweedin in Samara !

Thankfully yoo have proved us wrang and have a great chance of beatin Crow-ay-shaa in the semis next Wednesday!

'The Toon' woz rockin last neet with thoosands of fans celebratin the victory in the streets az they spilled oot of the drinkin dens at full time!

Well done lads!

WORLD CUP QWAATAA FINALS!

Posted '12:40pm bells Thorsday 5th July 2018   Updated Saturday @ 'high noon bells'

THE LUZNHIKI STADIUM, MOSCOW

WHERE THE FINAL WILL BE PLAYED

(PHOTO TAKEN IN 2013 WHEN NUFC

PLAYED ANZI IN THE EUROPA LEEGUE)

The qwaataa finals of the World Cup take place tomorrow and Saturday, with Ing-er-land gettin the prime spot of 3 bells on Saturday!
The boozers thoughoot the land will be packed to the rafters to cheer them on v Sweedin!

Updated Saturday at high noon bells

Fri 6th July
Franss 2  Urigwy 0, 3 bells in Nizhny on ITV

Braazil 1  Beljim 2, 7 bells in Kazan on BBC

Sat 7th July
Sweedin v ING-ER-LAND, 3 bells in Samara and every pub/club in the land!
(PS: I will watch it in The Monkey Bar in the Toon!🍺🐒🍺🐵🍺🐒🍺🐵🍺🐒🍺🐵)

Rushaa 2  Crow-ay-shaa 2 (Crow-ay-shaa won 4-3 on penalties and will meet Ing-er-land in the semi finals!), 7 bells in Sochi

PPS: Just switched the telly on in wor hoose and 1966 World Cup winner Bobby Charlton iz in the crowd----at WIMBLEDON!!!???😨🎾

NUFC LIVE TELLY GAMES ANNOONCED!

Posted '12:50pm bells' Friday 6th July 2018

The forst roond of live telly games have just been released!
Wor forst 4 games have aalready been moved!😨

AUGUST
Sat 11th: SPORZ, HOME, 12:30 BELLS (SKY)

SAT 18th: THE TAFFY NOSES, AWAY, 12:30 BELLS (SKY)

SUN 26th: CHELSKI OAPs, HOME, 4:00 BELLS (SKY)

SEPTEMBER
SAT 1st: THE BLUE MOONIES, AWAY, 5:30 BELLS (BT)

SAT 15th: THE ARSE, HOME, 3 BELLS (NE TELLY)

SAT 22nd: CRISTIL PALLIS, AWAY, 3 BELLS (NE TELLY)

SAT 29th: THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE, HOME, 3 BELLS (NE TELLY)
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YI CANNIT DE THEM AALL! ****PRE SEASON FIXTURE UPDATE!

Posted '2:40 pm bells' Wednesday 4th July 2018

Stirling university's groond

Wor U23s have added anothaa fixture to their pre season schedule!
We will play Hamilton Accies at Stirling university on Sunday 22nd July at '3 bells'

I fly back from Exeter on the day after wor U18s game in Mousehole, Cornwall, and wont have time to get to Stirling az the flight to 'Toon airport' doesnt land til '4 15 bells' on Sunday afternoon, just az the 2nd half will be kickin off in Stirling!😥
An impossible situation!