Wednesday, 29 May 2013

ON THIS DAY! ***44 YEARS AGO***INTER CITIES FAIRS CUP FINAL***1st LEG

Posted '3:00pm bells' Wednesday 29th May 2013

BOBBY MONCUR (OOT OF PICTURE) SCORES
WOR 2nd GOAL IN THE FAIRS CUP FINAL 1st LEG!
NOTE THE NUMBER OF FANS ON THE ROOF TOPS 
AND CHIMNEY POTS OF LEAZES TERRACE!


59,234 fans squeezed into St James' Park (with many many more on the roof tops of Leazes Terrace!) to witness wor 3-0 forst leg final victory against Ujpest Dozsa of Hungary in the old Inter Cities Fairs Cup!

Bobby Moncur proved to be the hero of the day with two goals, the forst from a Wyn Davies rebound which fell nicely for him to prod into the net with hiz left peg @ The Gallowgate End.  

His 2nd came just a few minutes later with anothaa 'left footer' to put us two-nowt up! (Amazingly, Moncur waz right footed and had NEVER scored in a competitive game before!---his 143rd for the club!)

Jimmy Scott completed the victory when he fired in from a Benny Arentoft pass! (aall the goals were scored in the 2nd half @ The Gallowgate End!) (little ol' schoolboy 'Fink' waz in The Leazes End on that memorable neet in '69'!)  

  

WOT THE FANS THINK!

Posted '10:50am bells' Wednesday 29th May 2013


The back page of todays 'Ronny Gill' sez it aall on wot the fans think aboot wor current manager!
(see wor related article below!)

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

"IT'S A SERIOUS STATE OF AFFAIRS!"

Posted '4:00pm bells' Tuesday 28th May 2013

"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS, PARDEW!"

It iz NOT 'The Geordie Times' intention to slag the club off, but some ridiculous things have been said by wor manager 'I Beg Your Pardew' once again ower the weekend.
He claims that HAD we steered clear of injuries last season, that, in hiz opinion, WE would have been the best team ootside the top six!

'The Liverbirds', may I remind yoo Alan, put SIX goals past us at home and aalso rattled the woodwork a couple of times az well, just ONE MONTH ago!

'The Liverbirds' yoo see, finished in SEVENTH position and gannin on Pardews logic, WE were a better team than THEM in the last campaign ???

Of course finishin' just above the relegation zone in SIXTEENTH place iz better than finishin' SEVENTH and just missin' oot on Europe, isnt it????



"I'VE HAD ENOUGH!"

 


Monday, 27 May 2013

PRE SEASON FIXTURES*** LATEST NEWS ****"A LITTLE STICK OF BLACKPOOL ROCK?

Posted '2:35pm bells' Monday 27th May 2013


News reaches 'The Geordie Times' aboot a possible forst team pre-season friendly against Blackpool @ Bloomfield Road sometime in late July!
The reason bein' that BOTH clubs will have the 'Wonga' logo on the front of their shirts next season!
This begs the question az to wethaa we will be crossin' 'The Cheviot Hills' and playin' a friendly @ Tynecastle az well, az 'The Jam Tarts' of Hearts aalso sport the 'Wonga' logo?

More pre-season friendly news below!

Sunday, 26 May 2013

PREMIER LEAGUE FINAL AVERAGE GATES TABLE 2012-2013

To view the final average gates table 'click' onto top tool-bar!

THE GEORDIE TIMES 1 v 0 THE SUNDAY TIMES!

Updated 'high noon bells' Sunday 26th May 2013

Aa waz 'trawlin' the internet<(az yi de!) and came across this 'racist article' in wor 'step-sister paper' The Sunday 'Times' which waz published a fortneet ago!


I am sure yoo woood aall like to tell this 'hate preacher' just wot yoo think of him!
He must have choked on hiz Sunday dinner when he hord wor score from QPR, (on the same day he wrote this 'article'!) which meant we couldn't be relegated!
The fact that he aalso thinks that the 'mackems' are 'Geordies', shows hiz true southern ignorance!
'Hate mail' shud be sent to him forthwith! via 'The Sunday Times' Twitter-site!


"HA!-HA!"--"WE'RE STAYIN' UP!"


Saturday, 25 May 2013

2013-2014 PRE SEASON FIXTURE NEWS ***LATEST!*** AFRICAN ADVENTURES?

Posted '9:45pm bells' Saturday 25th May 2013

'Excluuusive' news from wor 'sister paper' The Cape 'Times' from Sooth Africa, claims that we are to play in a pre season tournament there in mid July against Ajax Cape Toon and 'The Toffee Noses' of Everton!

The games <(they aserturn!) will be played between the 19th and 26th of July in the 'Mother City'<(Cape Toon!) and frantic negotiations are takin' place 'az we speak'!, to get aall the necessary paperwork sorted oot before they annoonce any match details!
Nowt can be divulged at this stage before any approval, but they de hope to have everything 'sorted' by the end of this month!

The Geordie 'Times' will of course bring yooo!, wor loyal reeeders, any forthcomin' news of this, 'second hand, first', az per usual! watch ^ this space!   

Friday, 24 May 2013

GEORDIE TIMES QUIZ ANSWERS!?

Posted '10:30am bells' Friday 24th May 2013
WHO'S DELAPIDATED GROOND WAZ THIS?
(AALL WILL BE REVEEELED!)
(SEE BELOW!)

Last week we asked yoo three Toon related questions:

1: Did The Toon score from a corner kick in ANY of wor 54 competitive games this season?
Answer:  "NO WE DIDN'T!"

2: How many yellow or red cards in total did Toon players pick this season?
Answer: 111! (106 yellow cards and 5 red cards!)

3: Name anothaa former English groond, apart from Belle Vue, Consett, where The Toon have played, which went by the same name?
Answer: See the archive ground match report below, for the answer!

106 belle vue doncaster rovers


(GROUND NUMBER 106)

Date of First Visit: 4th AUGUST 1992

BELLE VUE, DONCASTER

 

DONCASTER ROVERS 1 

NEWCASTLE UNITED 1 (Liam O’ Brien)

 

FRIENDLY FIXTURE---

ATTENDANCE 3,951 (1,500 Toon fans)

 

"KEEGAN'S GUILTY CONSCIENCE!"

 





BELIEVE IT OR NOT!----this Tuesday neet pre season friendly was arranged by ‘then’ Toon manager Kevin Keegan, because as a young lad who lived in the nearby Armthorpe district of Doncaster, he used tih craall under the wooden fence at Rovers groond and get in for nowt!.

 

Nuw! wor Kev obviously had a guilty conscience and it must have been playin' on his mind aall those years and when someone at Belle Vue foond oot aboot this, after 'Special 'K' had admitted as much on a telly programme!
The Donny official was on the 'dog 'n' bone' as quick as a flash tih organize and demand a friendly for the hard up Yorkshire club, as 'compensation' for the revenue that they lost aall those years ago!.(so the story gans!)

 

'King Kev' even answered written pleas from cash starved Rovers fans to bring The Toon back to hiz place of birth, az their club had nearly been wound up by the Inland Revenue just a few months orlier!

 

Fourth Division 'Donny' were one of the poorest clubs in England back then (probably because of fans sneakin' in under the fence!) and the state of their groond cortainly reflected this.

For example, the visitors dilapidated and weed strewn terraces ran anly half way behind one goal with the rest of this end bein' covered by a shallow grass bank!. (some of the weeds were a foot high!)

 

The main stand with a dodgy lookin’ roof extention at the front, looked ready to faall doon at any moment and so we kept well away from that side and plonked worsels on the crumblin’ terrace ! (A sorry sight indeed!)

 

But!---it was the Newcastle team (who had narrowly avoid relegation to the ‘old’ THORD DIVISION just three months orlier!) who were ‘a sorry sight’ durin' the match!, and we could anly manage a ‘one's each’ draa against one of the leagues paupers!

 

Keegan opened Rovers new £100,000 floodlights<(where did they get the money from?)
but must have been ruein’ hiz decision to come home az Donny striker Mike Jeffrey missed two great chances in the forst 10 minutes to put the home side aheed!

 

In reply Micky Quinn and Lee Clark had efforts saved and David Kelly aalso went close az both sides went in goal-less at the break.

In the 2nd half Rovers again through Jeffrey had a glorious chance to put ‘The Paupers’ in from but shot waz well saved by defender Kevin Scott who cleared off the line with sub goalie Pavel Srnicek stranded!

 

The deadlock waz finally broken in the 75th minute when The Toon took an undeserved lead through ‘super sub’ Liam O’Brien (who had came on just minutes orlier) and he lashed in a Kevin Sheedy cross  in front of the Toon faithful standin’ in ‘The Giant Weed End’!<(wot else?)

 

 

The Fourth Division minnows were not to be denied though and ‘thorn in wor side’ Mike Jeffrey beat Kilkline on the right and wellied the baall into the net for a well desorved equaliser in the 83rd minute and the game ended aall square!

 

For the record the Toon line-up waz: Wright (Srnicek 45), McDonough, Beresford, Bracewell, Kilcline, Scott (Kristianson 68), Brock (O’ Brien 68), Clark, Kelly, Quinn, Sheedy.

 

VERDICT: It’s just a pity WE could'nt find THAT gap under the fence to ‘escape’ from this dire performance! 

 

©Fink™ (the mad-sad groundhopper!)
 
THE HEEDLINES ON THE BACK PAGE OF
'THE JAWNIL' NEXT DAY, SAID IT AALL!
 

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

"I BEG YOUR PARDEW!" ***"AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETLEEE DIFFERENT!"

Updated '1:00pm bells' Thorsday 23rd May 2013

In yesterday's 'Ronny-Gill' wor manager said that we'd better beware of othaa clubs pinchin' wot star players we have left and that there waz nothin' we could de to stop this!?---with the back page heedline of: 'PARDS IS ON GUARD'

Today he says that next season we can emulate Liverpool and finish az high az seventh!?---with the back page heedline of:
'REDS ARE BLUEPRINT' 
How the hell can we match them if we continue to sell rather than buy star players???
And 'lest we forget'---it iz less than a month since 'The Liverbirds' inflicted wor heaviest home defeat in livin' memory! <(SIX-NIL just in case yoo've forgotten!)

One minute he's says 'one thing' and the next he says something COMPLETLEEE DIFFERENT!
It's like a scene from 'Monty Python's Flying Circus!'

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