Friday, 11 November 2011

POSTED @ 11:11 on the 11th of the 11th, 11

ST JAMES' PARK PROTESTS REACHES CANADA!

Posted '10:30 am bells' Friday11th November 2011
Protesters remain in St James Park despite talk 'The City of Toronto' plans to end 'The Occupy Toronto Movements' stay in St James Park, tents remain staked in the ground and protesters vow to remain.

News of the attempted name change of St James' Park haz even reached Canada!, where protesters in the 'NUFC Canadian Branch' are campin' oot in their very own St James' Park in the centre of Toronto in a show of support! 
THANK YOO CANADA!
Gan to: www.insidetoronto.com  ('click' news)  

Thursday, 10 November 2011

ST JAMES' PARK FOREVER! 1880--UNTIL ETERNITY!****131 YEARS AND COONTIN'!

Posted '2:35pm bells' Thorsday 10th November 2011
LIVE ON 'LOOK NORTH'---'THE 'RONNY GILL' SEZ IT AALL!

News of the decision to try and change the name of St James' Park for 'a few dollars more' haz sent shockwaves aroond Tyneside and beyond!

How CAN YOU change such an iconic name?---YOU CAN'T!

REMEMBER! it aalways HAZ BEEN!
St James Park!
it STILL IZ!
St James' Park!
and it aalways WILL BE!
St James' Park!

"WE ARE IN 'TOTAL' SHOCK!!!"

Posted '10:10 am bells' Thorsday 10th November 2011
"HOW DOES ---'THE FAT CONTROLLER ARENA' ---SOUND???"

Not content with plasterin' a certain 'red, white and blue' sports brand logo in EVERY SINGLE PART of 'ST JAMES' PARK', 'The Fat Controller' haz now decided to rename THE GROOND az well!---to be caalled!-----'THE S***** D***** ARENA' ('The Geordie Times' refuses point black to utter or print this GHASTLY name!)

It's been caalled 'ST JAMES' PARK'  for
131 YEARS (since 1880!) and az far az we are concorned it will be 'ST JAMES' PARK' 'FOREVER MORE!'----FULL  STOP.

Saturday, 5 November 2011

THE TOON 2 THE TOFFEE NOSES 1

Posted '9:50 pm bells' 'Bonfire Neet' 2011

The unbeaten run just gans on! and on! and on! az we beat a very resiliant Everton 2-1 at St James' today.

A pin point cross from Danny Simpson in the 12th minute had the Toffees defence panickin' and John Heitinga vollied into his aan net @ The Gallowgate End to give us the lead!

Wor lead waz then doubled when Ryan Taylor hit a wonderous shot off the crossbar which reboonded into the visitors goal to send the 50,000 plus crowd into delerium (er!--apart from the Evertonion contingent-- that iz!)

The 'mickey mousers' then pulled one back, 'deed on half time' when Jack Rodwell levelled with a 'free heeder' at 'The Leazes End' in front of their near 3,000 fans in 'Level 7'

It was 'aall hands to the pump' in the second period az the visitors went aall oot for the equaliser, but The Toon managed to 'haad oot' and we secured wor seventh win of the season to move up (briefly!) to second place in the premya leegue table! ( Man U beat the SMB's 1-0 a couple of hours later to regain second spot!)
We are now THIRD (again!) and the 'party' continued well into the night with fireworks displays aall ower Tyneside to celebrate another win! (nothin' to de with 'Guy Fawkes' of course!)
Attendance: 50,671 (nearly 3,000 Evertonians)

The '100 pub crawl challenge' started off disastrously when the forst boozer we tried to visit wasn't open till '12 bells' (The Enigma!) and the second (Linekers) was aallso closed (permanently!) so we were telt!  
Wor thord on the list (Number 28 Bar) was aalso shut! (god help us!) so we had to 'slum it' in 'The Black Garter' to eventually de wor forst pub of the day @ '11:30 bells'!


The anly otha boozer we managed to visit before the match waz 'The Irish Club' where we bumped into a few aad scouse mates who were up from Morseyside for the game!
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'The 100 pub crawl challenge' continued after the game and several new 'waaterin' holes' were added to 'the list'! (will update 'the list' tomorrow!---or when aa sober up!)

THE TOON v THE TOFFEE NOSES

Posted '9:00 am bells' Saturday 5th November, 2011
"NO!---NOT THAT! ENIGMA!"
We face the toffee noses of Everton @ '12:45 bells' today in wot will be wor sixth, 'live on the telly' game, of the season.
We are lookin' to extend wor unbeaten record to FOURTEEN premya leegue games and 188 days and this bonfire day extraveganza iz sure to be a lively affair with plenty of 'fireworks' guaranteed @ St James'!
If? we win, we will gan up to SECOND PLACE! in the table for two hours at least! (Man U play the SMB's @ '3 bells', so second place cud be short lived!) 


'The Geordie Times 100 pub crawl challenge' starts off @ 'The Enigma' near to the old Worswick Street Bus Station today @ '11 bells' and yer aall  welcome to join us @ 'pub number 33'

Match and 'pub crawl' report to follow much later az per usual!

Friday, 4 November 2011

NUFC RECORD BREAKERS!

Posted '1:00 pm bells' Friday 4th November 2011

A'v been traalin' through the record books to see the best undefeated sequences in the clubs history, to match the six month sequence we have at the moment.
And I have to tell yooo!--- that the current unbeaten run in the league iz wor!----- LANGEST EVER! since we joined the Futbaall League way back in 1893!

The top three sequences are az follows:

1: May 2nd 2011 to date*****
187 days unbeaten in the league (and coontin'!)

2: May 1st 1994 to October 28th 1994****
181 days unbeaten in the league

3: April 16th 1950 to October 6th 1950***
174 days unbeaten in the league

Thursday, 3 November 2011

FAIRS CLUB @ HOWDEN TONEET!

Posted '1:15 pm bells' Thorsday 3rd November 2011

The annual meetin' of the Fairs Cup winnin' team of 1969 takes place toneet @ The Howden Club near Waallsend.
'The Fairs Club' event iz a selloot as usual and haz been organised by Bill Gibbs (az usual!)
Iz it reeely 42 YEARS since we last won a major trophy!?

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

WHEN IRISH 'WHEY AYE'S' ARE SMILIN'!

Posted '9:30 pm bells'  Wednesday 2nd November 2011

THE SIGN SAYS---"GUINNESS IS GOOD FOR YOU!"

'The Geordie Times' haz just had it's FIVE HUNDREDTH hit today from the Republic of Ireland and they are second oweraall in the overseas 'hit list' behind the USA---Have a 'pint of the black and white stuff' on me lads and lasses!---
"Whey aye maan!"----"Cheers!"

WE FORGOT THAT YOU WERE HERE!

Posted '3:15 pm bells' Wednesday 2nd November 2011

Both Man City and Man U away tickets are now sold oot!---For both games we have taken wor MINIMUM! allocation of tickets!, SO!--- instead of havin' aroond 4,000 at each game, we will have!---wait for it!---just 1,700 fans @ Man City and 1,800 fans @ Man U!---a DISGRACEFUL state of affairs when we could easily have sold 4,000 for each game!---wot the hell's the club playin' at????

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