DARLO v THE TOON TOONEET!

Posted '10:50 am bells' Friday 15th July 2011

Just fifty fower days after hoyin' away a three goal lead against West Brom on the last day of the
2010-11 season on May 22nd, we are ready to embark on this seasons games aalready, with a friendly against  Darlo @ 'The Northern Echo Areeena' toneet @ '7:45 bells'.
The Toon will have a very healthy followin' of nearly SIX thoosand and will probably ootnumber the home fans by three to one!

A'm on the 'three bells'  train from 'The Central' and shud 'hit' the forst 'liquid lubrication location' in Darlo toon centre by 'three forty five bells'! (hopefully!) 

Match report to follow much later! (when I sober up!)

LEGS ELEVEN!
 Az aa was writin' the above 'piece', 'The Geordie Times' had it's 11,111th hit! 
We now have been viewed in 104 countries! 
"Hello! Belarus!" ----"Hello! Taiwan!"---"Hello!  Aruba!" (wherever you are?)

HIGH NOON BELLS @ THE SOS

Updated '7:35 pm bells' Tuesday 12th July 2011

On the advice ("Er!"-"insistance!") of 'Dibble', wor forthcomin' game against the SMB @ the SOS will now kick off @ high noon bells on Saturday 20th August (suprize!---suprize!) 
"Do not forsake me oh! my darling!"

This game for some unbeknown reason to man nor beast is NOT live on telly? ("Er!"---"unless yee naa different"???)

Az usual 'The Geordie Times' haz brung you this news--second hand--first!
("Aa meen!---wih anly a day late--like!")


"Er!"---Wor game against 'The Liver Birds' @ Anfield on New Years Eve haz aalso been changed to a '12:45 bells' kick off on the 'advice' of 'The Morseyside Dibble' (again---ne live telly) (so far!)

The full fixture list for the resorves have aalso been released and I will endevaa to update them later

The Fiorentina tickets are now on sale for wor one and anly home pre season friendly on Saturday August 6th ('3 bells') and are 'owerpriced' @ twenty quid for big kids, a tenner for zimmerframeites and a fiver for sprogs!

TOON LIVE TV GAMES ANNOONCED! (AT LAST!)

Posted '8:00 pm bells' Monday 11th July 2011

Followin' 'massive pressure' from 'The Geordie Times', both 'Sky' and 'ESPN' have (finalleee!) released 'The Toons' live games for the start of the season.

LIVE TOON GAMES (so far!)

Sat 13th August*****'The Arse'   home '5:30 bells'
ESPN

Mon 12th September*****QPR   away '8:00 bells'
SKY

Sun 16th October*****Spors   home '4:00 bells'
SKY

Mon 31st October*****Stoke   away '8:00 bells'
SKY

Sat 5th November*****Everton  home '12:45 bells'
SKY

Ne doubt there'll be many more to follow!

TOON FANS @ LEEDS---TICKETS ON SALE!

Posted '25 to nine (pm) bells' Thorsday 7th July 2011

Tickets are now on sale for wor end of the month friendly game against Leeds @ Elland Road on Sunday 31st (kick off '2:00 bells')
Priced at fifteen quid for gadgies & gorls and eight quid for bairns & Zimmerites, they can be bought from the box office above the club shop at St James'
We have been allocated the whole of the Sooth Stand (plus the corner bit!)
Tickets are aalso on sale for wor friendly @ Darlo on Friday 15th (£10 and £5)

PS: Mee computaa will be oot of action for a few days due to old age!, but shud be up and runnin' agen by Monday neet!

£35 MILLION!!!---WOT £35 MI££ION???

Posted '1:00 pm bells' Wednesday 6th Ju£y 2011

'THE FAT CONTROLLERS' PIGGY BANK----
"£35 MILLION!!!???"------"HAVE A DRINK ON ME INSTEAD!!!"

The latest news from the club is that SOME!? of the £35 Million quid from the transfer of 'ye naa who', will NOT! be spent until the JANUARY! transfer window opens, with claims that if we spend it aall now, we'll have nowt left for 'the window' in six months time!!! (ne mention at aall? of aall the season ticket money/'Sky' money/sponsors money/etc. received???)

"I   F*****'  KNEW  IT!!!"

TOON FANS @ DARLO---TICKETS ON SALE!

Updated 'high noon bells' Wednesday 6th July 2011

'The Toon' have been allocated the whole of Darlo's North Stand for wor openin' friendly a week on Friday. The stand holds 5,378 so there shud be plenty of room for 'The Toon Travellers' @ 'The Northern Echo Arena' (kick off 7:45 pm bells')

Tickets are now on sale from the box office which is situated in the club shop at The Gallowgate End (up the escalator) Prices: Ten quid for grown ups & a fiver for bairns & those of you of 'zimmerframe age'!
 Tickets for wor friendly @ Leeds at the end of the month will gan on sale shortly (we'll let yi naa straight away when we find oot!)

Followin' 'pressure'? from 'The Geordie Times', (see  article (somewhere?) below!) 'Sky' are expected to annoonce their live Premya Leeeg fixtures for the start of the new season 'very soon'
(Agen---watch this space!)

THE SKY'S THE LIMIT!

Posted 'ten to one pm bells' Sunday 3rd July 2011

Here we are, with under six weeks to gan before the start of the new season and 'Sky' and 'ESPN' still havvent said which games they are gannin to televise, despite the fact that the fixtures were released in the middle of Joon.

Surely they must naa by now which games are gannin oot live??? so that WE, the fans, who are actually gannin to the matches can book wor cheap train tickets in advance.

Wor forst London game for example is at QPR and is unlikely to be changed.  BUT! that does'nt mean to say that it WONT BE for some reason and therefore we will have to eetha 'tek a chance' and book the '7 bells' train doon on the Saturday mornin' or wait and pay more when they eventually decide to pick the games for that weekend.

YET! AGEN! the loyal 'Toonhoppers' (and fans of otha Premya Leeeg clubs!) are treated with uttaa contempt!

"ARE YOO LISTENIN' 'SKY' & 'ESPN'!!!???"
(AALMOST CERTAINLEEE NOT!!!)

THE FRENCH CONNECTION---ANOTHA SIGNIN'

Posted '11:20 am bells' Friday 1st July 2011

Yet anotha Frenchman has signed for 'The Toon' on a free transfor, this time from Racing Club Lens.
Mehdi Abeid is an 18 year old midfielder and has signed a five year deal and brings wor French connection to FOWER so far this summer! (three of them for free!)

This still leaves the £35 million we got from 'The Liver Birds' for 'yee naa who' in the kitty, with just six weeks to gan before the start of the new season, as Nolan's received transfor fee from West Ham cancels oot Yohan Cabaye's ootgannin transfor fee to Lille.
("divvint haad yer breath!")

THE 100 COUNTRIES CLUB

Posted (seconds before!) 'midneet bells' Thorsday 30th June 2011

By amazin' coincidence and on the same day as wor 10,000th hit, we have aalso had wor 100th country viewin' this site, namleee, Trinidad and Tobago! 
Below iz the entire list of countries aroond the world (and beyond!) in the order they viewed 'The Geordie Times' ("get the broon ale oot!")



Photo of the World kindly supplied by wor friend from Mars!


1 England  
2 Scotland  
3 Northern Ireland   
4 Wales  
5 United States of America  
6 Canada  
7 Japan  
8 Bulgaria  
9 Columbia  
10 Brazil  
11 Republic of Ireland  
12 Denmark  
13 Hong Kong  
14 France  
15 Germany  
16 Russia
17 Burundi
18 Kenya
19 Lithuania
20 China
21 Iraq
22 Egypt
23 India
24 Romania
25 Malta
26 Slovenia
27 Holland
28 New Zealand
29 Australia
30 Spain
31 Greece
32 Belgium
33 Ukraine
34 Luxembourg
35 Sooth Korea
36 Poland
37 Italy
38 Serbia
39 Malaysia
40 Macedonia (FYROM)
41 Hungary
42 Mexico
43 Switzerland
44 Turkey
45 Croatia
46 Norway
47 Equador
48 Czech Republic
49 Portugal
50 Austria
51 Latvia
52 Kyrgyistan
53 Azerbaijan
54 Estonia
55 Israel
56 Argentina
57 United Arab Emerates
58 Chile
59 Sweden
60 Finland
61 Tunisia
62 Saudi Arabia
63 Sooth Africa
64 Peru
65 Indonesia
66 Thailand
67 Iran
68 Iceland
69 Pakistan
70 Slovakia
71 Singapore
72 Albania
73 Uruguay
74 Vietnam
75 Bosnia & Herzegovina
76 Nigeria
77 Georgia
78 Philippines
79 Lebanon
80 Isle of Man
81 Belarus
82 Moldova
83 Yemen
84 Taiwan
85 Aruba
86 Venezuela
87 Guatemala
88 Ghana
89 Mauritius
90 Cyprus
91 Zambia
92 Brunei
93 Kuwait
94 Liberia
95 Gibralter
96 Morocco
97 Sierra Leone
98 Jersey
99 Bahrain
100 Trinidad & Tobago
(Plus Mars!)

"A hundred (and one!) thank yooos to each and every country/planet!"





  

THE GEORDIE TIMES ONLINE

Posted '10:00 am bells' Thorsday 30th June 2011
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"WHEY AYE MAAN!"

                     


< (AND BEYOND!)

Christmas has certainly come orly for 'The Geordie Times' as the hit coonta has now past 'the magical' TEN THOOSAND! mark.

"HAPPY XMAS!"

At the beginnin' of the year aa said aa would be happy if we got 10,000 hits by Christmas and so to get that before the end of Joon is well beyond expectations!

This momentious figure was acheeeved at preciseleee '1:43 bells' this mornin' with a hit from somewhere in the UK? (thank you, orly bird!)  

A total of 99 countries have nuw viewed this website (plus MARS!) and this includes ower 1,100 hits from the USA!
Other countries who have reached the 'three figure mark, include: The Republic of Ireland (317)   Germany (240)  Greece (234) Holland (148) and Nigeria (105)

And a waam welcome to some of wor more recent visitors
"Hello! The Philippines!"---"Hello! Lebanon!" ---"Hello! The Isle of Man!"