Posted 1:17pm 🛎️ bells’ Thorzday 30th April 2026
The Geordie Times faithful carrier pigeon, known az Secret Pigeon, (above) flew to Geordie Times HQ to give us the ‘cast in stone’ dates for wor final 4 fixtures on the season, 2 days after they were annoonced! (This iz The Geordie Times— Wot the hell did yoo expect?🤔
It will bring the total number of competitive fixtures to an exhausting 58!
Just 1 behind the most games played in wor Fairs Cup winnin season in 1968-1969
MAY
2nd Saturday. Home to Nee Where Near Brightin @ ‘3 🛎️s’. Nee telly!
10th Sunday. Away to The Friar Tuck Mob of Nottingham @ ‘2 🛎️s’. SKY telly
17th Sunday. Home to The Jellied Eels Mob of West Ham @ ‘5:30 🛎️s’. SKY telly
24th Sunday. Away to The Cottage Pie-eyed Brigate of Fulhim @ ‘4 🛎️s’.
Hopefully nee live telly, coz if we are we will be in danger of relegation! (Surely not?🥶)
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