Posted 'high noon bells' Thorzday 6th February 2025
"IT MUST BE THE BAALL!"
An absolutleee brilliant performance in an absolutleee brilliant atmosphere rattled The Arse and from the 'off' NUFC were on the front foot az we attacked The Leazes goal!
And it didnt tek lang for us to score the forst 'goal'
Alexander the Great ran through The Arse defence and hit a superb shot past in the visitors goal to put us 1-0 up after just 4 minutes on the clock!----Az we celebrated wildly we could see the ref holdin' the baall and not retornin it to the centre spot for the restart!?
A very lang VAR check followed and eventually the ref comunicated that Isak woz offside and the goal woz chalked off! FCUK VAR!
However, that didnt disheartern The Toon and in the 20th minute Isak again ran through their defence and hit a rocket shot which reboonded off the goal frame to Jacob Murphy and he hit the baall forst time into the net and this time the goal stood! 1-0 to us and 3-0 on aggregate from the 1st leg!
The Arse aalso had chances and just before Murphy's goal when 'mystery man'? (can't remember who?) shaved the post, but we held on to the half time break with that precious 3 goal advantage!
Not lang after the restart Anthony Gordon hit a lang shot with their goalie way off hiz line, but hiz effort just missed the post to large groans from the crowd!
But the final nail in The Arseholes ⚰️coffin came just after this in the 52nd minute, when their goalie Raya attempted a pass to Rice, but Fab Schar dispossed him and the baall fell to Gordon who squeezed the baall just inside the far Gallowgate post to put us 2-0 up and 4-0 up on aggregate!
At this point there looked nee way back for the 'norf Landaners' az the clocked ticked doon and the crowd started singin that, "Tell mee maa me maa!", Wembley song alang with, "It must be the ball, Mikel Arteta , it must be the ball!", in reference to The Arses managers 1st leg comments that the ball used woz different to the Premyaa Leegue ball and that 'the flight' woz different and thats why they lost---(The excuse of aall the excuses!)
We saw the game oot and there woz mass celebrations at the final whistle!---"Wembley oh lay oh lay oh lay!" (For the 2nd time in 3 years!) v The Liverbirds! (just watched them hammer Sporzy!)
Attendance: 52,173 4,883 Arseholes! (Az aa waited in the queue to get in, some Arsehole fans waalkin past me were arrogantly singin', "We're gonna win three nil!" (Would have loved to have seen those tossers after the game!)ð
NUFCs official website published this last neet!ððĪŠððð️
Footnote: A lot of Toon fans thought that we would lose after The Arse demolished champions Man City 5-1 at the weekend, and one of mee mates who shall remain nameless caalled jimmy sent me a text sayin' "Be afraid, be VERY afraid!"ð§ (Oh yee of little faith!)
Not little faith only 60+ years following the Toon
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