Posted from '1:35pm🔔 bells', onwards, Friday 24th February 2023
Whey! The big day iz aalmost upon us az the norves start jangling 2 day before the game!
Hord reports from mee mate 'Davy the Silver Fox' that the trains to King's Cross this morning are rammed!
We are travellin doon tomorrow in mee 9 seater tranny van and are stoppin in Aylesbury, then catchin a direct train from there to Wembley which takes aboot an hour!
There iz 'nee way' that we would be gannin anywhere near KX coz it will be manic on Saturday and Sunday, with and estimated 30,000 travellin with nee tickets! Add on the 33,000 who dee have one and yoo can see where 'we are comin from'!
Some of the media have aalready got us beat and on Wedinzday az aa listened to the Livaapoool v Real Madrid game on mee truck radio the Commentator said: "Alisson ( the Livaapoool goalie) has made a horrendous misstayk for Real's 2nd goal! ---I wonder if Loris Karius iz watching!" (Wor 4th choice goalie who will play in the final az Pope of course iz suspended after gettin sent off v Livaapoool last week!) The question on everybodys lips iz!----Why the hell would he mention that???
Aye! Moan U are odds on to beat us az we are the underdogs yet again for a cup final!
But The Toon are made of sterner stuff theeeze days and hopefully Karius haz a blinder and the rest torn up az well!
There are nee injuries to report and we are 'up for it' for sure!
Block 126, row 36, here we come!
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE IN THESE 2 WEMBLEY PROGS!
BEFORE NICK POPE GOT SUSPENDED
AFTER NICK POPE GOT SUSPENDED!
Shud be ashamed of himsel--A former Toon player az well!😬
Footnote: Moan U manager Ten Haag iz moaninin already, sayin that we are annoying holding the game up and wastin time and asks the officials to crack doon on any time wastin by us!
And the game hazzint even kicked off yet!--- Now yoo know why we caall them 'Moan U'!
Match and boozer report on Munday! -- let's hope it's a good one!🙏