|"I TOOK THEM DOWN!---I TOOK THEM DOWN!"|
NEVER BEEN RELEGATED?---"OH YES YOO HAVE!"
So Fat Sam haz 'hoyed the towel' in at Crystal Palace and retired and will now be 'hoyin' a towel on' by the swimmin' pool at hiz luxury retreat on the Costa Blanca in Spain, named "Casa St James" which he named after gettin' a ridiculous 4 MILLION poond 'pay off' from then NUFC chairman Freddie Shephard for bein' a failure here! (borin', lang kick futbaall--and aall that! "ZZZZzzzz!!!!"
It's not the anly place he's been sacked eethaa---Blackpool, Blackborn Rovers, West Ham and Ing-er-land in disgrace, just to name 4! (and huge 'pay offs'!)
He 'abandoned the mackem ship' last summer to take on the Ing-er-land job, leavin' 'Miseryguts Moyes' to take ower (and finally 'sink it'!) and haz now decided to retire, leavin' Palace in the lurch this time and 'on the rocks'!
It's aalways been said that he's NEVER been relegated---BUT 'The Geordie Times' can tell yoo otherwise, az in the 1996-1997 season he woz RELEGATED to the 4th tier of Inglish futbaall, while in charge of Notts Coonty!!!
He played for the mackems az well! (when he woz a bit thinner!)--and az yoo may gather by this, we divvint reelly like him very much! and so we hope he enjoys (not!) the 'sun sea and sangria'! (That's sunburn!, sea food! (whale and chips!) and loads of sangria to make him even fatter!
"Bye bye Fat Sam!--yoo certainly wont be missed by us!"
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