|'GEORDIE TIMES' EXCLUUUSIVE!!!!|
BIG FAT SAM (in the middle!) WITH HIZ AGENT (left)
AND HIZ ACCOUNTANT (right)
Big Fat Sam woke up this mornin' havin' just lost hiz 'dream' £3 million job after tryin' to stick hiz nose 'into the trough' to grab another £400,000 'to make ends meet'!
While the rest of 'us' can anly 'dream' of that kind of dosh, he haz been caught red handed, bitin' the hand that feeds him and stabbin' The FA in the back!
Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke---could it??????
|"HELLO ELLIS!---CAN I HAVE MY JOB BACK PLEASE!?"|
PS: Did yoo know that he waz born on Old Park FARM, Dudley, West Midlands!
---Very appropriate under the circumstances---don't yoo 'fink'!?!