|"WE MAY AZ WELL HAVE GOT ONE OF THESE TO BRISTOL AND BACK!---|
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH QUICKER AND RELIABLE!
"LET THE TRAINS PUDDLE YOUR BRAINS!"
Taalk aboot train jorneys from hell and we had them BOTH ways to Bristol and back yesterday!!!
Because of this aa havvent had time to put a match report together yet, az aa didn't get back til the orly hours of this mornin', despite leavin' Bristol at '7 bells' last neet!
Just got oot mee 'scratcher' after a few hours kip ("ZZZZzzzz!!!!")and the boozers are open soon--SO yoo'll have to wait for 'The Geordie Times'z match report sometime later tooneet!!!
Remember wor motto: "We'll bring yoo aall the news forst hand, second!" (or iz it second hand, forst???)
WATCH THIS SPACE TOONEET FOR THE TRAIN JORNEYS FROM HELL!