"YOO CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS---
BUT YOO CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY!"
Unless yiv been livin on the planet Zog for the last few months, it comes az ne suprize that 'The Wally With The Brolly' haz been appointed az heed coach at NUFC on a 3 year contract!
To be honest we feel totally underwhelmed by hiz appointment and think that the trophies we are taalkin' aboot winnin' must be The FA Resorve Leegue Cup or The Northumberland Senior Cup!
However!--- the very fact that he iz with us for 3 years at least meenz that WE MUST BACK HIM and hope that we have made a missteak in questionin' the clubs decision to give him the job!
(Az the old sayin' gans--"Yoo can pick your friends-but yoo can't pick your family!")
On the bright side--he can hardly de any worse than John 'the best coach' Carver did last season ---can he!? (the forst 'demand' by the club to him iz a 'top 8' finish next season!) <(we shall see!)
Major signings MUST be made before the new season starts and we await (yet again!) with baited breath to see the 'quality' players he/the board will 'attempt' to bring to St James'!
The clock's 'a tickin'---very fast!