Friday, 14 March 2014

THE WACKO JACKO-LESS JIVERS v THE TOON **** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

Posted '8:23pm bells' Friday 14th March 2014
THE LAST TIME WE WERE @ CRAVEN COTTAGE!
(WE LOST 2-1!)

Forst of aall---apologeez for not updatin' this site az regularly az aa used to, but a new full time job haz prevented me from dein' so, az a now normally work constant neetshift! (but NOT toneet!)

We are on the '6:30 am bells' train in the mornin' to Kings Cross and shud arrive in Hammersmith (one of the nearest tube stations to Fulham) for the customary pre match gargels at approx. '10 bells' in The William Morris boozer!
THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE---
'CHELSKI'  A MONTH AGO!

Assistant manager John Carver gets the main dugout seat tomorrow az wor much maligned manager iz banned from the groond because of hiz infamous heedbutt? a fortneet ago!

Both Loic Remy and Mathieu Debuchy are OOT through injuries sustained on international duty and we hear through the grapevine that Hatem Ben Arfa will aalso be missin' for personal reasons?

'Fab' Coloccini WILL retorn to the fray however az we attempt to beat 'the boys from the cottage' for the forst time doon there in 6 seasons and we will be backed by 2,900 plus many more in Fulham's so caalled 'mixed section'!


"NO!---NOT THAT 'FELIX'! ^
Their manager Felix the Cat (er! sorry! Felix 'McGath'!) (below!) iz still lookin' for hiz forst win az Fulham manager and they have now gone NINE games since that! <(wots the bettin' that ---!)

"AYE---THAT ONE WEARIN' A FULHAM TIE!" ^

"AN IMPOSTER WEARIN' A FULHAM TIE!"--"SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?" ^

Both former Toon players Scott Parker and Damian Duff are expected to MISS the game az the  *'Wacko Jacko-less Jivers' attempt to climb off the bottom of the table! (*The Michael Jackson statue haz since been removed from Craven Cottage by former owner Al Fayed!---hence their new 'Geordie Times' name!)

Az iz usual theeze days aall the trains back to The Toon are DRY, but NOT on the way there??? <(we can NEVER work this one oot???)

There will of course be a full 'Geordie Times' match and 'gargle' report sometime on Sunday az usual!

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