|"EURO MILLIONS HERE WE COME!"|
"BELIEVE IT OR NOT!?"
Yesterday, 'The Geordie Times' reached anothaa mind bogglin' 'milestone' <(or shud that read 'millstone'?) when we clocked up 'hit number'---wait for it!--- SIX*SIX*SIX*SIX*SIX! (66,666th!) and are now two thords of the way to 'the holy grail' ? of 100,000 aall-time pageviews!
The most amazin' thing aboot this iz that, that total waz reached at approximately six minutes past six last neet, which of course waz the sixth day of the sixth month!!!!
Aa waz at 'graft' when this amazin' coincidence happened last neet and @ exactly 'six bells' we had wor 66,665th hit.
10 hits were recieved in the next hour, at an average of one every SIX minutes, meanin' that wor 66,666th hit probably happened at SIX minutes past the hour!
A'M NOW GANNIN' TO GET 'WOR LASS' TO PUT THE EURO MILLIONS LOTTERY ON TOMORROW, FOR CERTAIN! (we normally divvint bothaa!)
The 'top ten' countries, territories and planets to view us haz now reached a grand total of 138 (139 includin' Mars!)
The Top Ten
6 The Guinness Republic***980
|"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"|
PS: WE WILL OF COURSE LET YOO KNOW IF WE WON THE 'JACKPOT!' ---WATCH THIS SPACE!!!
PS: WE ACTUALLY GOT SIX NUMBERS!!!
UNFORTUNATELEEE!--THEY WERE ON TWO! LINES!