THE LONE RANGER TO RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET?

Posted ' high noon bells' Monday 5th June 2011

"AND A HEARTY HI HO SILVER!"

News reaches 'The Geordie Times' that England 'U20' striker Nile 'Lone' Ranger has been telt by NUFC to find a new club despite (aledgedlee!) signin' a five year deal last December!

Kevin Nolan, meanwhile is reportedly feelin' 'let doon' by NUFC after new contract negotiations have (again aledgedlee!) been scrapped!

We'll let yi naa of any news on 'the transfer front'  and you can be sure that you will read it here 'second hand', first! (we de tend to be a bit behind sometimes!)