Friday, 25 October 2013

NUFC DERBY TEAM NEWS***EXCLUUUSIVE! ****FROM WOR INTREPID SECRET CLUB INSIDER!

Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 25th October 2013

"YEE NAA WOT!"

Wor secret club insider haz informed 'The Geordie Times' that despite the conspiracy theories aboot 'Fab' Coloccini 'jumpin ship', that he iz back on Tyneside for treatment from hiz trip to Argentina for personal reasons.
We understand that he could be oot for a lang time, which of course rules him oot of Sunday's derby match @ The Stadium of Sshhhh! (Yee Naa Wot!)

'Spiderman' (Gutierrez) iz oot for personal reasons az well and Yanga 'wanga' will aalso be missin' through suspension, coz of hiz sendin' of against 'The Liverbirds' the othaa week!

We understand that it's a 'toss up' between 'Dummy' and Steve Taylor az to who will partner Mike Williamson in cetral midfield!

More news (ne doubt?) from wor 'secret agent' az it happens!---watch this space!  

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