Thursday, 5 September 2024

WOMBLES TICKETS ON SALE TODAY!

Posted just after ‘high noon 🛎️ bells’ Thorzday 5 Septembaa 2024



Tickets for wor away Leegue Cup game at AFC Wimbledon in sooth London are nuw on sale to season ticket holder with 215 loyalty points or more! (1 loyalty point for each away game attended)

The forst points drop iz at '4 bells' today!

We have nee idea of the size of the allocation, but Ipswich got 1,859 in this 9,300 capacity stadium!

Tickets are priced at £25 for big kids AND zimmerframeites and £12:50 for 17 year olds and under! (Wimbledon charged Ipswich fans £15 and a fiver for U18s)

The game tex place on Tuezday 24th Septembaa at '7:45 bells' and iz live on Sky Sports +

Wednesday, 4 September 2024

370 the proctor cars stadium, matlock (v derby u21s)

 *Ground number 370

*Date of first visit: 30th August 2024

The Proctor Cars Stadium, Matlock 

Derby County U21s. 1

Newcastle United U21s 0

FA Premier League 2

Attendance: 774 (includin’ quite a few Toon exiles and 10 or so had travelled lang distances! (like us!)

Plus The ‘New’castle on the hill of course, watchin from afar!

DOUBLE DISAPPOINTMENT!”

TOON IN MAROON AND BLUE (Spot the castle?)

2 days after wor Leegue Cup win in Nottingham we were off to the Midlands again, this time to the Derbyshire Dales to see NUFC U21s take on Derby Coonty U21s at Matlock Town FC, who play in The Northern Premyaa Leegue.

4 of the NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers travelled doon from Tyneside (Namely: Big Al (not the sheet metal workers son!—Biffa the beer, Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer and not so little old me!) )and met up with Alex of St George and Dave from St. Albans in The Remarkable Hare boozer near the groond for a few liquid lubrications before the ‘7 🛎️ bells’ kick off!




It woz then off the the clubhoose inside the groond for some more’lubrucations’! (Where Glennn from Ashington and his fellow Ashingtonian Byzy appeared!)





There woz a castle high up above on top of a hill to make us feel ‘at home’!

Look!  it’s dead simple! the Toon players who played are simply nee where near good enough to get into the first team!



And so it proved az Derby dominated most of the game and they took the lead in the 19th minute through Wheeldon who’s shot took a wicked deflection off a Toon player and into the net which looped ower Harris’s heed in wor goal!



The rest of the game woz one of those that you’d wished yoo haddint made the effort to gan tee!

But we are The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers and it WOZ a new groond!  So it woz compulsory to gan!



The highlights of the game for NUFC came after the break, woz a Hefferman heeder which hit the bar at The Castle End’ in the 57th minute, a McAurther heeder which went wide 10 mins later and a Huntley shot in added time which woz saved by their keeper!

A 1-0 defeat!




The jorney back yem took 3 hours compared to 4:15 on the way doon coz of bank holiday traffic and the total for this and the trip to Forest on Wedinzday clocked up 630 miles in the Canny Tranny!

Another one crossed off the never endin list! 




Tuesday, 3 September 2024

TOON U21s WIN PENALTY SHOOTOUT AT BRADFAAD CITY IN THE EFL TROPHY!

 Posted '9:49pm bells Tuezday 3rd Septembaa 2024



The scores after 90 minutes woz 2-2 with the Toon goals comin from Parkinson and Donaldson!

Parkinson's goal came in the 40th minute with a heeder from a Emerson cross----1-0 to us!

2 mins later Bradfaad equalised through Sanderson

Then in the 76th minute the home side took the lead through Cook!

Deep into stoppage time Donaldson got hiz foot to the baall to toe poke it into the net!

The penalty shoot out ended with NUFC U21s winnin 4-3 with goals from Parkinson, Turner-Cooke, Huntley and Donaldson---Stanton missed! Its a mini Leegue and NUFC pick up an extra point for winnin the shootout!

1,790 (86 Toon fans) 

PS: The lang awaited U21s match report v Derby U21s at Matlock last Friday will appear here tomorrow ---5 days late!

NUFC MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPER NEWS *** WIMBLEDON AWAY 3 WEEKS TIME!

 *Posted ‘5:15pm bells 🔔’ Tuezday 3rd September 2024

Excitin news reaches The Geordie Times that wor 3rd roond Leegue Cup tie away to The Wombles of AFC Wimbledon, will take place at the ridiculously named ‘Cherry Red Records Stadium’ in 3 weeks time! 

A Futbaall Leegue groond that we have never been tee before of course!

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*Current Futbaall Leegue groonds that we have never been tee to watch NUFC teams: 8 oot of the 92
(Been to 84)(Includin NUFC Resorve and Junior games)

Newport Coonty (Played there behind closed doors durin the Covid restrictions, so we wornt allowed in!ðŸĨķ)

MK Dons
Bromley
Northampton Town
Salford City
Fleetwood Town
Bristol Rovers (Been to 2 of their old groonds)
AFC Wimbledon (Been to 2 of their olds groonds)


Monday, 2 September 2024

THE TOON 2. SPORZ 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2024-2025

 *Posted ‘high noon 🛎️ bells’ Munday 2nd Septembaa 2024

Updated ‘12:30 bells 🔔 Tuezday

A TRIBUTE TO TONALI ON HIZ HOME COMIN AFTER A 10 MONTH ABSENCE!

“THAT WOZ THE WEEK THAT WOZ!”

It’s been a hectic week for matches, Bournemoooth away a week gone Sunday (drew 1-1), then Forest away in the Leegue Cup last Wedinzday (won 4-3 on pens), then Matlock away to watch wor U21s v Derby Coonty U21s last Friday(lost 1-0) , then mee fave non leegue team Dunston away at Birtley in the FA Cup on Saturday (won 5-1) and finally Sporz at SJP yesterday! (won 2-1) 5 games in a week woz exhaustin to say the least!



Wor first team remain unbeaten in their 3 games in that period az well!

To say that we rode wor luck yesterday wud be the understatement of the year az Sporz pounded wor goal, especially in the 2nd half!



*Isak hit the bar at The Gallowgate End orly on before Harvey Barnes opened the scorin in the 37th minute with a fine shot from a Kelly cross against the run of play!

HT 1-0 to us

Porro hit the bar for Sporz orly in the 2nd half before they equalised in the 56th minute when a Johnson cross woz torned into hiz own net by Dan Burn!ðŸ”Ĩ 




It woz then a case of how many wor visitors got az they laid seige to wor goal and I wished it woz full time az I thought they would find a winner sooner or later!

Exactly the opposite happened in the 78th minute when a greoat through baall from Joelinton foond Jacob Murphy on the right and he raced doon the pitch to send a pass to the unmarked Alexander the Great (Isak) to stroke the baall into the net at The Leazes End with their goalie nee where near!

Sandro Tonali had finally made hiz home appearance 10 minutes orlier to loud cheers and applause from the Toon fans after a 10 month absence for gamblin

Sporz continued to pound wor goal with ‘The Pope’ makin some 'miracle saves' az the crowd whistled frantically for the final whistle, which eventually came in the 7th minute of stoppage time!

Another victory that we hardly desorved, but they say if yoo play badly and win, then that's the sign of a great team!

The win lifts us up to 5th place in the Premyaa Leegue table!

*Attendance: 52,211 (3,200 shell 🐚 shocked ðŸ˜ģ Sporz fans!)




PS: The match report from wor U21s game at Matlock last Friday will appear here sometime on Wedinzday! (This IZ The Geordie Times after aall---wot the hell did yoo expect!???)




Updated Tuesday ‘12:30pm bells 🔔’

                                              ⬆️
Wor U21s are in action at Valley Parade, Bradfaad at ‘7 🛎️ 30’ bells tooneet in the EFL Trophy v Bradfaad City!
A Geordie Times match report on the game will appear here eventually!?ðŸĪ”

Friday, 30 August 2024

MATLOCK TOWN FC *** “NEW GROOND! NEW GROOND!

 *’Posted 5:00pm bells 🔔’ Friday 30th August 2024

IT’S ‘SPOT THE CASTLE’ TIME FOLKS!”

‘The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers’ are off on wor travels to the Midlands with just a days gap between Wedinzday’s Leegue Cup win at ‘The Friar Tuck Mob of Nottingham’ and tooneets game at Matlock Town FC in deepest Derbyshire, where NUFC U21s take on Derby Coonty U21s in a Premyaa Leegue 2 game! A groond we have never been tee before!

Az yoo can see by the above picture there’s a castle high up in the hills above Matlock’s groond to make us feel ‘at home’!

Kick off iz at ‘7:00 bells 🔔’!

Match report to follow sometime ower the weekend!

Updated Saturday mornin

The Sporz Premyaa Leegue visit on Sunday will have a Geordie Times match report on Munday!

Hectic few days!  Off to see Dunston play Birtley in FA Cup at Birtley this afternooon, so reports on the 2 Toon games will appear later than usual!

This iz The Geordie Times!—wot did yoo expect?

Thursday, 29 August 2024

THE FRIAR TUCK MOB 1. THE TOON 1 (THE TOON WIN 4-3 ON PENALTIES) *** LEEGUE CUP 2nd ROOND

 *’Posted 3:30pm bells 🔔’ Thorzday 29th August 2024



Longstaff’s winner and celebrations!

DOUBLE DELIGHT!”

This photo woz taken a second before Willock’s goal!

NUFC went through to the 3rd roond of the Leegue Cup with an unconvincin display against The Friar Tuck Mob of Nottingham!

We scored with wor first attack of the game at the opposite Trent End with anly 18 seconds on the clock when Sandro Tonali, (who woz playin his first game after his 10 month ban for gamblin’) sent Isak through and his shot woz parried oot by the Forest goalie Miguel into the path of Joe Willock who had the easy task of side footin the baall into the net!

1-0 to us!

2 minutes later Tonali woz put through by Isak, but hiz shot woz blocked by their goalie who stuck oot a leg to stop hiz shot!



After this, Forest ðŸŒģ went on the attack but couldn’t find the back of the net and we went in 1-0 up at the break!

It didn’t take The Friar Tuck Mob lang to find the equaliser when a Silva volley went in off the post in the 50th minute! 1-1

For the next 15 minutes they tried for the winner with The Toon strugglin with missed placed passes and lost possession!

Wor purple patch came in the closin stages when Dan Burn,ðŸ”Ĩ Harvey Barnes, Lewis Hall and Anthony Gordon aall had chances to win it, but it ended aall square and the dreaded penalty kicks to decide the winner!



The sequence of events were az follows:

The penalties were taken at The Trent End and Hudson-Odoi scored the first one for Forest when he hit his shot to the high centre of the goal with wor goalie’The Pope’ unable to get to it! 0-1 to them!

Isak took wor first pen and he hit a right footed shot into the centre of the goal! 1-1

Milenkovic scores to put them 1-2 up!

Joelinton’s right footed shot iz saved by Miguel who dived to the left!

Still 1-2 to them!

Williams gives Forest ðŸŒģ a 2 goal advantage with a shot to the right of Pope! 1-3 to them!

Bruno reduces the deficit to 2-3 with a shot to the right hand side of the goal!

Sangare hits the bar to the dismay of the home fans and delight of the away fans! Still 2-3!

Anthony Gordon scores with a right footed shot to their goalie’s left hand side!   3-3 (It’s squeaky bum time folks!)

Awoniyi steps up for Forest and mee mate Russ (allegedly!) says in a loud voice “Nee way HE’LL miss—NEE WAY!”—-‘and so it came to pass’ that he hit the baall SO HIGH ower the bar that it nearly ended up in the river Trent behind the stand! (Egg on Russ’s face comes to mind!) However! Russ did predict correctly that Joelinton WOULDN’T score—so we’ll let him off this time!

It woz then left to Sean Longstaff to win the game for NUFC when he stepped up to take wor 5th penalty, with “He’s one of our own!” ringin in his ear az he stepped up to take it!

And he made nee misstayk az he send Miguel the wrang way to hit his shot to the right hand side of the goal to mayhem in the away end az we celebrated wildly! (See top video!)



Attendance: 23,083 (3,000 very happy 😃 Toon fans!)

There woz double delight for ‘The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers’ az we made wor way back to wor transport back yem, az we drew AFC Wimbledon away in the 3rd roond!—One of anly 2 teams left in The Leegue Cup whose groonds we have never been tee! (Fleetwood iz the other one!)

“Womble’s—Womble’s here we come!ðŸĪŠðŸ‘ðŸ

PS: This woz the 8th time in a row in domestic cup competitions that we have been drawn away from home!

In complete contrast Moan U have been drawn at home 12 times in a row! (Who says it isn’t a ‘fix’?)




Just one boozer woz visited this time in Nottingham!



*PS: We say ‘The Friar Tuck Mob’ az the Robin Hood outlaws came from Sherwood Forest ðŸŒģ near Nottingham, which include Friar Tuck!—get it?

Friar Tuck (on the right) with Robin Hood and Maid Marion!


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Wednesday, 28 August 2024

THE FRIAR TUCK MOB v THE TOON *** LEEGUE CUP 2024-2025

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 28th August 2024


TOONALI!

Aall the talk iz of Sandro Tonali's return after a lengthy ban for gamblin'

Lets hope he can dee the business at The City Groond tooneet az we attempt to get into the 3rd roond of The Leegue Cup against Forest!

We are travellin doon in mee 9 seater canny tranny very soon and hopefully it will be a good result!

Az per usual "Watch this space!" for the match report on Thorzday!

Monday, 26 August 2024

THE CHERRY PICKERS 1-1 THE TOON *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2024-2025

 Posted 'high noon bells' 🔔 Munday 26th August 2024



*”VAR MY LORD!—VAR!🙏ðŸŧ


*The main talkin points of this game came near the very end when Joelinton grabbed their goalie aroond the neck and woz anly given a yellow card!(We thought it would be red) and Bournemoooth’s winnin goal deep into stoppage time woz ruled oot for‘upper arm hand baall’ by Ouattara who had heeded the baall into the back of the net in the 95th minute!

We simply didn’t play in first half and were very lucky to gan in just one goal doon after Tavernier had scored in the 27th minute after a bad misstayk by Joelinton who had been dispossessed just oot side wor box!


*The 2nd period woz much better from us, with their keeper makin several crucial saves to deny NUFC!

However!  Aall woz not lost az Harvey Barnes hit a pin point cross to Anthony Gordon who fired home the equaliser in the 76th minute!

*And then the 2 controversial moments!

We had certainly got oot of jail to take the one point which woz hardly deserved!



Attendance: 11,161 (1,350 Toon fans!)


*Much more to follow later today az I’m deein this report on the Lumo train back to The Toon!



*  THE MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2024-2025

(Before and after Bournmoooth game in London and Pokesdown)

FRIEND AT HAND, LONDON

MARQUIS OF CORNWALL, LONDON

LORD JOHN RUSSELL, LONDON

NORFOLK ARMS, LONDON





BREWHOUSE AND KITCHEN, POKESDOWN, BOURNEMOOOTH 



OUTBACK,POKESDOWN, BOURNEMOOOTH

WATERLOO TAP, LONDON

*We stayed owerneet on Saturday in London and went to Greggs at Waterloo station for some scran the next day, before catching the train to Pokesdown (The nearest station to Bournemoooth’s groond)

A scruffy ‘down and out’ walked into Greggs and brazenly picked up a bottle of pop and a sarny and casually walked oot withoot payin!

5 minutes later he walked back in and put the sarny back on the shelf, shoutin at the staff that he wasn’t hungry and had done them a favour by bringin it back!—How brazen and ridiculous iz that?

Then on the train to the game we sat in the 1st carriage at the back of the train which woz carriage 1 on the sign,only to be told that the train would split at Eastleigh and only the first 5 carriages would take us to Pokesdown—- SO! we moved to carriage 6 az the front of the train woz carriage 10 and so carriages 6,7,8,9 and 10 made up the 5 carriages at the front!

The ticket inspector came roond and told us that we needed to be in the next carriage up!

We pointed oot the above carriage number and that 10 woz at the front of the train—-and wot did he dee!?

He went to the control box and reversed the carriage numbers so the front woz now carriage 1 and the back woz carriage 10! ( But number 6 stayed the same instead of changin to carriage 5!) Help! I need a drink!

So we had to move yet again! (Just to be on the safe side!)

How confusin and ridiculous iz that?

(Hope yoo can follow aall this and arnt confused like we were!)

To make it even more ridiculous, the train DIDN’T split at Eastleigh and still had aall 10 carriages when we arrived in Pokesdown!

In other words we didn’t need to move carriages at aall! (Quick!—Pass the whisky bottle!ðŸ˜ĩ‍ðŸ’Ŧ)

Saturday, 24 August 2024

THE CHERRY 🍒 PICKERS V THE TOON *** SUNDAY AFTERNOOON!

 *Posted ‘high noon bells 🔔’ Saturday 24th August 2024


THE LONG AND WINDIN’ ROAD!”ðŸ›Ģ️ 

We are off on wor first Premyaa Leegue away travels this afternooon for wor game at Bournemoooth on Sunday at ‘2 🛎️ bells’ (a 750 miles roond trip!—The langest away trip possible in Premyaa Leegue history)

It’s a hectic week with us playin away to ‘The Friar Tuck Mob’ (Forest) next Wedinzday, (350 roond trip)in the Leegue Cup, then to Matlock in deepest Derbyshire next Friday to watch wor U21s play Derby Coonty U21s, (320 roond trip) on a new groond for The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers! (1,420 miles in 5 days for the 3 away games!)

We will of course bring yoo match and drinkin den reports az they happen!

Az per usual! “Watch this space!”

ðŸĪŠðŸ‘ðŸ

PS: Just foond oot that wor train haz been CANCELLED! due to a shortage of train crew!—great start to the away games! ðŸĨķ

Suggestion: Get some taller train crew to replace the short arses! 

HI HO!-HI HO!”

IT’S OFF TO SHIRK!-WE GO!”

PS: Just to hoy a bomb ðŸ’Ģinto the works, aall train from King’s Cross to The Toon are CANCELLED az well on Sunday!
(The joys of followin NUFC to away games!ðŸĨķ)



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