Posted 'high noon bells' 🔔 Munday 26th August 2024
*”VAR MY LORD!—VAR!🙏🏻
*The main talkin points of this game came near the very end when Joelinton grabbed their goalie aroond the neck and woz anly given a yellow card!(We thought it would be red) and Bournemoooth’s winnin goal deep into stoppage time woz ruled oot for‘upper arm hand baall’ by Ouattara who had heeded the baall into the back of the net in the 95th minute!
We simply didn’t play in first half and were very lucky to gan in just one goal doon after Tavernier had scored in the 27th minute after a bad misstayk by Joelinton who had been dispossessed just oot side wor box!
*The 2nd period woz much better from us, with their keeper makin several crucial saves to deny NUFC!
However! Aall woz not lost az Harvey Barnes hit a pin point cross to Anthony Gordon who fired home the equaliser in the 76th minute!
*And then the 2 controversial moments!
We had certainly got oot of jail to take the one point which woz hardly deserved!
Attendance: 11,161 (1,350 Toon fans!)
*Much more to follow later today az I’m deein this report on the Lumo train back to The Toon!
* THE MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2024-2025
(Before and after Bournmoooth game in London and Pokesdown)
*We stayed owerneet on Saturday in London and went to Greggs at Waterloo station for some scran the next day, before catching the train to Pokesdown (The nearest station to Bournemoooth’s groond)
A scruffy ‘down and out’ walked into Greggs and brazenly picked up a bottle of pop and a sarny and casually walked oot withoot payin!
5 minutes later he walked back in and put the sarny back on the shelf, shoutin at the staff that he wasn’t hungry and had done them a favour by bringin it back!—How brazen and ridiculous iz that?
Then on the train to the game we sat in the 1st carriage at the back of the train which woz carriage 1 on the sign,only to be told that the train would split at Eastleigh and only the first 5 carriages would take us to Pokesdown—- SO! we moved to carriage 6 az the front of the train woz carriage 10 and so carriages 6,7,8,9 and 10 made up the 5 carriages at the front!
The ticket inspector came roond and told us that we needed to be in the next carriage up!
We pointed oot the above carriage number and that 10 woz at the front of the train—-and wot did he dee!?
He went to the control box and reversed the carriage numbers so the front woz now carriage 1 and the back woz carriage 10! ( But number 6 stayed the same instead of changin to carriage 5!) Help! I need a drink!
So we had to move yet again! (Just to be on the safe side!)
How confusin and ridiculous iz that?
(Hope yoo can follow aall this and arnt confused like we were!)
To make it even more ridiculous, the train DIDN’T split at Eastleigh and still had aall 10 carriages when we arrived in Pokesdown!
In other words we didn’t need to move carriages at aall! (Quick!—Pass the whisky bottle!😵💫)
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