Sunday, 11 February 2024

THE FRIAR TUCK MOB 2. THE TOON 3 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2023-2024

 Posted ‘high noon 🔔 bells’ Sunday 11th February 2024 on the train back from Newark!



“BRUNO’S MAGIC FOOT!” 🦶 

This woz a see-saw game if ever there woz one!

The goal sequences and incidents were az follows:

TOON FANS CELEBRATE BRUNO’S 1st GOAL!


10th minute: Bruno opens the scoring at the opposite Trent End with a fantastic right footed volley from a pinpoint Trippier pass, which beat former Toon keeper Matz Sels!   0-1 to The Toon



26th minute: Forest equalise through Elanga when he iz put through the middle and he fires past the advancin Dubravka in The Toon goal! 1-1

43rd minute: ‘Fab’ Schar restored wor lead with a shot from a Trippier set piece!  1-2 to us



45+6th minute: Forest pull level again when a wicked deflection off Lewis Miley wrangfoots Dubravka in the 6th minute of stoppage time!

50th minute: The Friar Tuck mob ‘fink’ they have taken the lead through Taiwo, but the linesman puts his flag up for offside!

55th minute: Penalty appeal when Dubravka woz alleged to have pulled doon Taiwo,who actually dived!

VAR decision  nee foul!


66th minute: Bruno gets his 2nd goal with a right footed shot into the corner of the net, from a loose baall to send the 2,950 Toon fans behind that goal ‘mental’!

There were a few close calls, but we hung on to win wor 4th away game in row!



Attendance 29,451 (2,950 jubilant Toon fans!)

🤪👍🏁


PLAYES AND FANS CELEBRATE AT THE FINAL WHISTLE!




PUB CRAWL PIX FROM NEWARK AND NOTTINGHAM BEFORE AND AFTER THE GAME! (6 BOOZERS VISITED!)

Nee sign of the Monty Python crew though! in Newark
"AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!"
THE FLYING CIRCUS

SWAN AND SALMON NEWARK

VAT AND FIDDLE NOTTINGHAM

NEWARK
LOOSE CANNON NEWARK
THE QUEENS HEAD NEWARK


Friday, 9 February 2024

THE FRIAR TUCK MOB v THE TOON *** TOMORROW TEA-TIME!

Posted '6:00pm bells' Friday 9th February 2024

"NEARLY 3,000 TOON FANS ARE COMIN' TO NOTTINGHAM, ROBIN!"

Nottinhim Forist iz wor 15th domestic away game with a non Saturday 3 bells ko oot of 16 (14 on live telly) (Anly ONE!---Lutin away woz played at 3 bells on a Saturday with nee telly and the WHU game woz moved to a Sunday coz thet were playin in Europe the previous Thorzday (nee telly eethaa)

And az for owerneet stays it's 12 neets for various reasons in this country alone, like train strikes or late kick offs, includin Forest tomorrow with a '5:30bells' start---where we have to get a train back to Newark, but there are a few issues with the trains from there! (So we are stoppin in Newark, which iz on the main line from King's Cross (London) and The Toon!) (Includin 3 Champions Leegue away games the hotel stays will rise to 18!)

We could drive there of course, but that meenz whoever the driver iz, he cannit drink much booze! (So trains it iz---hopefully with nee cancellations or strikes!)

Alexander Isak and Anthony Gordon will miss oot coz of the injuries they are carrin', but Callum Wilson iz expected to lead the line at The City Groond where 2,950 Toon fans in The Bridgford Stand, will be cheerin the lads on! (Wor full allocation sold of course!)

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Sunday----Az per usual: "Watch this space!" 


Thursday, 8 February 2024

NUFC AWAY TICKET SURVEY

 Posted ‘high noon 🔔 bells’ Thorzday 8th February 2024

EMPTY SEATS AT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR STADIUM, COZ MANY FANS COULDN'T GET THERE, COZ OF MAJOR DISRUPTION ON THE TRAINS AND WERE UNABLE TO PASS THEIR TICKETS ON TO LONDON BASED NUFC FANS!


Below iz a message from NUFC aboot wor away tickets distribution!

If any Toon fan iz interested in a face to face meetin OR an on line questionnaire, then log on to the clubs website nufc.co.uk and contact them aboot any issues yoo wish to bring up!

The one major issue az far az we are consorned, iz if a fan cannot gan to an away game at the last minute due to sommik unexpected happening’ like illness or train strikes, they are unable to pass their ticket on to someone else, az this iz not allowed at the moment and that fan’s seat at an away game will be unoccupied, like at Sporz when many didn’t get there coz on massive problems on the trains!🚂 






Tuesday, 6 February 2024

A MILLION REASONS TO BELIEVE!

 Posted ‘6:00pm bells 🔔’ Tuesday 6th February 2024

                 “TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!—
                        WHEY AYE MAAN!”


Ower the weekend just gone The Geordie Times reached an historical landmark, for we had wor 1,000,000th pageview!

We thank each and everyone of yoo from Tyneside to Timbuktu for loggin in to this daft advort free ‘NUFC MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPERS’ website!

 (ie: nee pop up adverts to distract yoo!)

164 countries and territories, plus the planet Mars have viewed it so far! (See above!)

We started off in 2010 when we were lucky to get 10 pageviews a day—— to today when we have received 1,650 az we type!

Once again thanks a million and keep the faith and here’s to the next million pageviews!

“HOWAY THE LADS!”🤪👍🏁

Monday, 5 February 2024

368 eco giants stadium clitheroe (v fleetwood u21s)

Ground number 368 

(369 if you include Motspur Park, Fulham from ootside!?)

Date of First Visit: 2nd February 2024

Eco Giants Stadium, Clitheroe, Lancashire

Fleetwood Town U21s 1

Newcastle United U21s 1 (Diallo pen)

Premier League Cup

Official Attendance: 120 (Glennn from Ashington coonted them!) 

(4 NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers--plus quite a few 'locals' supportin us, who made up half the 'crowd'!)



"IF 60 IZ THE NEW 40, THEN 39 IZ THE NEW UNDER 21!"

*This game had been rearranged from Wedinzday, which woz due to be played at Fleetwood's Highbury groond, but woz postponed due to a waaterlogged pitch!----This woz in fact the 3rd time of askin' az the origional tie woz due to be played in Chorley, but that one woz postponed az well!

In desperation---and to get the game played it woz moved 40 miles from Fleetwood to The Eco Giants Stadium in Clitheroe!

They got special permission to play here even though the floodlights wernt up to the standard required for this competition!

3 of us travelled doon from Tyneside, namely 'Biffa the Beer', 'Glennn from Ashington' and 'me 'Fink the mad-sad groundhopper', in Biffa'z 'jam jar'!

On the way ower the A59 it started to p*ss doon and fears of yet another postponement crossed wor minds!

But we shouldnt have worried az the rain eased off az we apporoached Clitheroe's groond----a groond that non of us had ever been tee before!---Hence wor presence!



The Clitheroe clubhoose woz open and we were welcomed with open arms! (whey the curious locals did say "Hello, who are you?")

Mad-sad groundhopper 'Alex of St. George' (Middleton St. George) then torned up to make a total of 4 who had made the trek across the Pennines

After a few 'gargels' there, it woz time for the kick off, but Glennn woz not 'a happy bunny' az he had bought a Clitheroe FC metal badge az a souviner of hiz visit, BUT woz charged EIGHT QUID for it! 

“I anly want one NOT two!” he said, but the guy said that that WOZ the price for one! (Normal price anywhere else would be between £3-£4!)

“ROLL UP! ROLL UP! —- GET YOUR £8 BADGES HERE!”

Anyway!---The match kicked off and the pitch had a massive slope from top to bottom AND from one goal to the other and we kicked 'doon hill' in the forst half towards 'The Lidl Supermarket End'!----(Which woz behind that goal!) 


SPOT THE SUPERMARKET!

The rain then started comin doon in 'waves' but thankfully the groond woz covered on aall 4 sides to kep the 100 or so fans who had torned up dry! (With quite a few 'local' Toon fans az well!)

To say the game woz poor would be an understatement and (for example) we got a free kick near the halfway line and instead of kickin it forward, we kicked it back ower towards wor own goal???



However!--NUFCs youngins took the lead in the 40th minute, when  Parkinson woz pulled doon in the box!---A clear penalty, which Diallo took to put us 1-0 up!-----(see video below) And thats the way it stayed til the break az the rain eased off!



We were very poor in the 2nd half az we struggled up the hill towards (wait for it) 'The Strange Lookin Trees End! (See photo below!)


SPOT THE STRANGE LOOKIN’ TREES!  
(AND THE MASSIVE SLOPE!)


"POND LIFE!" (At 39!)

The equaliser from Fleetwoood came in the 67th minute when an horrendous misstayk by wor goalie let the 'home side'? in to knock the baall into the net from one yard oot!----The scorer for this Fleetwoood Under 21s side woz (wait for it!) THORTY NINE years old! (39) and woz caalled Nathan Pond!

I thought he looked a canny bit ower 20 when the game kicked off, but thought mee eyesight woz 'playin up' ---How wrang I woz! (Thankfully!) 

(Apparently 3 over age players are allowed to play for the U21s—-makes nee sense to me—like!🤔




There woz nee more scorin az the clock ticked doon and the game ended aall square!


Yet another groond to tick off, on the never endin' list!

DEFINITLY NOT CLITHEROE V CHASETOWN!
CLITHEROE CLUBHOOSE THE ONE BOOZER VISITED!

               “We woz there!”
            (Mee match ticket!)





              “Look through any window-yeah!” 
     (View of the pitch from the Clitheroe clubhouse!)

Sunday, 4 February 2024

THE TOON 4 THE MAD HATTERS 4 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2023-2024

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 4th February 2024




"UNREAL!"

This woz a game for the neutrals for certain, but if yoo are a Toon fan this 4-4 draw against unglamourous Lutin woz a reality check!

The 8 goal sequences were az follows! (deep breath!)

7th minute: Longstaff races doon the pitch to fire home at The Leazes End. 

1-0 to NUFC

21st minute: Osho heeds home unmarked at The Gallowgate End. 

1-1



23rd minute: An Anthony Gordon shot rebounds off the Lutin keeper and Longstaff iz at hand to fire home for hiz 2nd goal of the game. 

2-1 to NUFC

40th minute: Barnes er sorry Barclay fires home unmarked.

2-2 HT

Gordon had picked up an ankle injury and woz replaced by Wilson for the 2nd half





59th minute: Dan Burn fouls Ogbene in the box and after a lang VAR check the ref points to the spot. Morris takes it to send Dubravka in The Toon goal the wrang way, but the ref makes him retake it for encroachment by Lutin player in the box. He hits a similar shot to the right of Dubravka to gives wor visitors the lead!

2-3 to Lutin

62nd minute: Aderbayo races doon the wing and cuts in to send a shot beyond Dubravka to increase their lead! "UNREAL!"

2-4 to Lutin

67th minute: Kieran Trippier reduces the deficit 5 mins later with a shot from close range.

73rd minute: Lang time absentee Harvey Barnes who had replaced Almiron in the 63rd minute, took just 10 mins to make hiz mark and hits a sweet left footer from just ootside the box into the far corner to level things again and send the fans wild! "UNREAL!"

4-4 !

More chances occured in the 10mins of stoppage time added and Barnes had 2 efforts thay just wouldnt gan in and Murphy agonisingly stretched oot a foot, but just couldnt make the conection to win the game!

4-4 FT   "UNREAL!" 

Attendance: 52,200 (3,100 Mad Hatters!)





THAT FLAG COVERS MORE SEATS THAN LUTIN'S ENTIRE GROOND CAPACITY!
(LEAZES END LOWER BOWL CAPACITY 11,500.  KENILWORTH ROAD ENTIRE GROOND CAPACITY 11,000)


Saturday, 3 February 2024

THE TOON v LUTIN TOON *** PREMYAA LEEGUE

 Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 3rd February 2024

THE GALLOWGATE END FROM STRAWBERRY PLACE AT DUSK

We gan into this game after a great 3-1 away win at high flyin Villa on Tuezday neet and can anly hope that we can dee the same against the most unlikely Premyaa Leegue team ever!

It wont be eazy of course az they beat us 1-0 at their dump of a groond orlier on this season and they beat Brightin 4-0 in their last game!

We expect more or less the same team that beat Villa---minus Isak, who picked up a thigh injury durin the game and we 'Fink' that Anthony Gordon will lead the line this afternooon!

A full Geordie Times match report on the Lutin game and one from wor U21s game v Fleetwoood at Clitheroe last neet, will appear here sometime tomorrow! (The Fleetwoood game might be on Munday, if a'm pressed for time!)

Az per usual: "Watch this space!"

Thursday, 1 February 2024

FLEETWOOOD TOON v THE TOON U21s ***PL CUP *** TOMORROW NEET!

 Posted '12:33pm bells' Thorzday 1st February 2024

"THORD TIME LUCKY!???" 🙏🠉

Followin' the postponement of wor U21s Premyaa Leegue Cup game at Fleetwood Toon yesterday---the game haz been rearranged to be played at CLITHEROE FC on Friday neet!

It woz with great sadness that the game at Fleetwoood's Highbury groond woz caalled off for a waaterlogged pitch, az it would have ticked off another Leegue groond for 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers'! (84th oot of the current 92 watchin NUFC) (So we are still stuck on 83!)

However!---the game haz been moved to Shawbridge 'Eco Giants Stadium'???--- the home of Clitheroe FC, which is a Northern Premyaa Leegue groond, which we have never been tee!----And so (az yi dee!) we will be travellin there for the '7:00 bells' kick off  sometime tomorrow afternooon!

Admission iz a fiver for big kids and 3 quid for sprogs and zimmerframeites!

This iz the THORD (3rd) change in venue for this cup tie, followin the postponement of the forst game at Chorley (where we have been before), Fleetwoood---and now Clitheroe!----But at least it iz a new non leegue groond and not back at Chorley!

Be thankful for smaall mercies!🙏

Wednesday, 31 January 2024

THE HAZBEENZ & VILLIANS 1-3 THE TOON *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2023-2024

 Posted 'from 10am bells' on the train back from Bormingham Wedinzday 31st January 2024 

NO IT WASNT FOGGY—IT WOZ A PYROTECNIC DISPLAY PRE MATCH, WHERE YOU COULD HARDLY BREATH WHEN THE SMOKE HIT YOO!


*”THE FAB 5!”

2 goals from wor number 5 ‘Fab’(ian) Schar and an own secured this 3-1 victory!


TOON FANS CELEBRATE FAB’S 1st!

Both goals were ‘stab ins’from Schar in front of The Holte End in the first half! The first from a Tripper corner and the second after Anthony Gordon hit the bar and it fell nicely to ‘Fab’s feet!

The 3rd came in the 2nd period after pressure from Murphy led to the og by Moreno to put us 3-0 up!



The Hazbeenz & Villians pulled one back and then Longstaff fluffed his chance when he was put clean through—-anly to shoot and hit the keepers legs when he shud have scored—-and so it woz a norvus 10 mins stoppage time to conform wor 3rd away win in the bounce and inflict Villa’s first home defeat of the season!



The Toon fans were up for it, while the home fans were very quiet!

The reeely bad news woz that Isak woz forced off meanin that alang with Wilson and Joelinton’s injuries we had nee oot and oot strikers on the pitch!

So it woz left to good old number 5 to save the day!


Attendance: Divvint naa yet? but there were 3,000 happy Toon fans!

THE END GAME!

Much more to follow tomorrow when we get back from Fleeetwood where we are gannin to see wor U21s tooneet!  A new groond for The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers’!

SHIT!💩 Just foond oot that the Fleetwood game iz OFF! 😭

Waaterlogged pitch!

BORMINGHAM PUB CRAWL PIX (4 boozers visited)







For the benefit of you youngins reading this: The Beatles were known az The Fab 4
Fabian Schar Fab 5. get it?



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