SANDRO SET TO SIGN!

 Posted just before 'high noon bells' Thorzday 22nd Joon 2023

News that NUFC are on the verge of signin AC Milan's Italian international midfielder Sandro Tonali haz reached The Geordie Times! 

A fee of £50M haz been mentioned and he will be a fantastic addition to the squad, shud the deal gan through!

He iz 23 years old and haz played in The Champions Leegue for the last 3 seasons!  He will earn €8M a year!

We will of course let yoo naa wot happens!  Az per usual

"Watch this space!"

Update 1:44pm bells'

NUFC TICKET PRICES DIVVINT MAKE SENSE?

 Posted '1:30pm bells' Tuezday 20th Joon 2023

The ticket prices for kids next season divvint make any sense!

NUFC say they have frozen kids ticket at £86 for the 19 Premyaa Leegue games in The Miburn Stand Family Enclosure and then gan on to tell us that it will cost kids families a whoppin' £90 for the 3 Champions Leegue group stage games!?????

Thats reet! £86 for 19 games and £90 for 3 games!????

NUFC U21s V CARLISLE UNITED *** AT GATESHEEED STADIUM!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 17th Joon 2023

*Anothaa game haz been added to wor U21s pre season fixtures!

FULL U21s LIST (so far!): Sat 15th July v Hebburn Toon (1:00pm bells') and Spennymoor Toon (1:45pm bells') at The Brewery Field, Spennymoor! (30 minute matches only)

Sat 22nd July v Carlisle United at Gatesheeed Stadium at '2:00 bells'

Sat 29th July v Barrow at Holker Street, Barrow at '3:00' bells'

PS: Congratulations to Callum Wilson for scorin Ing-er-land's 4th goal from the penalty spot in their 4-0 win ower Malta in a European Championships qualifier last neet! (See above) 

This woz hiz 1st competitive goal for the national side! (He aalso scored in a friendly v USA in 2018)  (Keiron Trippier aalso played)

Updated Sunday:

Congratulations az well to Joelinton who scored on hiz debut for Brazil v Guinea in Barcelona on Saturday.  Brazil won 4-1!

Joelinton (in black near the post) scores for Brazil

PPS: Miggy Almiron aalso scored for Paraguay

Congrats to him az well!

NUFC SEASON TICKET PRICES 2023-2024

 Posted '1:20pm bells' Friday 16th Joon 2023

*Season ticket prices have now been released, plus news that Toon fans  can buy aall home cup tickets in advance, rather than havin to apply for every time by phone or e mail!

NUFC 2023-2024 PREMYAA LEEGUE FIXTURES!

 Posted just after 'high noon bells' onwards, Thorzday 15th Joon 2023

 

Aalready, wor forst home game against 'The Hazbeenz and Villains' haz been moved to a '5:30 bells' kick off!

*Key dates: 

RANGERS V NUFC *** 8,000 TICKETS *** SOLD OOT! **** HEEDBANGERS GAME ANNOONCED!

 Posted '1:15pm bells' Tuezday 13th Joon 2023

Updated Wedinzday 'high noon bells'

Aall 8,000 tickets for wor away pre season friendly at Ibrox v Rangers have sold oot!----It went doon to ONE loyalty point in the end!

The game takes place on Tuezday July 18th at '7:45pm bells'

Updated Wedinzday

Wor forst team will aalso play a game at Gatesheed on Saturday 15th July for a '12:30 bells' kick off----Tickets on sale from the Gatesheed ticket office! (Nee loyalty points needed!)

(Nee sales from NUFC)

"IT'S A 'SELA'S MARKET!"

 Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 10th Joon 2023

*Az predicted by 'The Goerdie Times' wor new home kit and sponsors for 2023-24 woz annoonced yesterday and can be bought from the club shop from today! (The club shop at the groond opened at '8:00 bells' this mornin'!)

The top looks canny--like!

Updated Saturday afternooon

This woz the queue for the club shop alang Strawberry Place at '7:30 bells' this mornin'!

And in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia!

NEW NUFC KIT LAUNCH TOMORROW!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Thorzday 8th Joon 2023

Wor new kit iz oot tomorrow and The Geordie Times haz seen leaked photos of it!---If this iz the reet one? then it looks great, az it haz the thinnish black 'n' white stripes and the sleeves are striped az well! (Photos deein the roonds last week showed a strip with thick stripes and white sleeves)

LIV AND LET LIV!

 Posted '12:24pm bells' Wedinzday 7th Joon 2023

For starters aa naa absolutleee nowt aboot golf, but the news that the PIF who own NUFC have merged LIV Golf with the PGA Tour, haz made eruptions aroond the world! 

This iz good news for NUFC fans and hopefully this will put the protests aboot wor takeover by the PIF onto the back burner, and let them focus on golf instead!

It will be interestin wot golf players Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods will dee, az they were 100% opposed to The Saudis in golf and torned doon eye waterin money, reported to be $140 MILLION to join LIV Golf!? 

Watch this space for forthaa news!

PS: The one and anly time av played golf woz on Whitley Bay's miniature golf course many moons ago! The miniature course woz near the top of a cliff and ah hit mee forst shot straight ower the cliff edge and into the North sea!---never to be seen again!--- and lost mee deposit on the golf baall! (ie: Ah woz a 'one hit wonder'!)

NUFC DATES FOR YOUR DIARY!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 4th Joon 2023

*August 31st iz the date that aall NUFC fans are most lookin forward tee!

For this iz the date that The Champions Leegue draw iz made!

We cannit draw a team from Pot 4 az that's the group we are in!

Aalso we cannit draw anothaa Premyaa Leegue team!

Real Madrid, Barcelona, both Milan clubs and Bayern Munich are aall possibilities!

DREAM ON!😴

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