NEW ENTERTAINERS AWAY KIT RELEASED!

Posted '12:47pm bells' Tuesday 10th July 2018

NUFC have unveiled wor new away kit for the forthcomin' season and it' s a throwback to the 1995 'entertainers' change strip!

Lets hope that we ARE entertained in the 2018-2019 season!?

News aalso reaches us that 'President' Kenedy iz back on anothaa loan season lang deal from Chelski.
The 22 year old Brazilian made thorteen appearances for us last season

"Welcome back Ken!"

"BEER WE GO!, BEER WE GO!, BEER WE GO!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 9th July 2018

                    It's last Saturday and Ing-er-land have just scored against Sweedin!---
                                   and the beer gans skywards in Times Square!          

Mebeez a'm a bit 'long in the tooth', but to pay £40 to sit and £22 to stand in Times Square, New-cas-sil, watchin' a big screen and gettin' expensive £5 pints of beer in plastic glasses hoyed ower yoo when Ing-er-land score, iz NOT my idea of a fun day oot!😨

Personally, I will watch the final for FREE in 'The Leazes End Club' behind St James' Park (£2.70 a pint in a reeel glass container!) and hoy mee beer doon mee throat instead!😨🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
(Hopefully Ing-er-land will be 'in it'!?)

One brain dead idiot wrote this on Twitter and
  bein' a responsible publication,😨 
'The Ge😨rdie Times' haz **** any swear words!

"Thieving c**** at Times Square.
Tickets just went on sale for semi final.
22 f****** quid to stand. £40 to sit down.
F****** unbelievable. Yet more proof of this country being f*****".

Geordie Times reply.
"Simple---divvint gan then, you 'simpleton'!
There are 100 plus pubs/clubs in New-cas-sil city centre alone that are showin' it FREE!
If you're not old enough to drink, then watch it at home, az its on terrestrial telly!"

"FUTBAALLS COMIN YEM! (By the piano man!)

Posted 11:05am bells' Sunday 8th July 2018

"FUTBAALLS COMIN YEM!

Posted '11:00am bells Sunday 8th July 2018

EVEN THE GARDEN GNOMES ARE 'CHOUFFE'D!

Posted '4:45pm bells' Saturday 7th July 2018 onwards!

SWEEDIN 0  ING-ER-LAND 2 !
THE BACCUS, HIGH BRIDGE, NEW-CAS-SIL!

We at The Geordie Times have to admit that we didnt 'fink' Ing-er-land had any chance of reachin' the World Cup semi-finals!
But here we are after a MAGnificent 2-0 win ower Sweedin in Samara !

Thankfully yoo have proved us wrang and have a great chance of beatin Crow-ay-shaa in the semis next Wednesday!

'The Toon' woz rockin last neet with thoosands of fans celebratin the victory in the streets az they spilled oot of the drinkin dens at full time!

Well done lads!

WORLD CUP QWAATAA FINALS!

Posted '12:40pm bells Thorsday 5th July 2018   Updated Saturday @ 'high noon bells'

THE LUZNHIKI STADIUM, MOSCOW

WHERE THE FINAL WILL BE PLAYED

(PHOTO TAKEN IN 2013 WHEN NUFC

PLAYED ANZI IN THE EUROPA LEEGUE)

The qwaataa finals of the World Cup take place tomorrow and Saturday, with Ing-er-land gettin the prime spot of 3 bells on Saturday!
The boozers thoughoot the land will be packed to the rafters to cheer them on v Sweedin!

Updated Saturday at high noon bells

Fri 6th July
Franss 2  Urigwy 0, 3 bells in Nizhny on ITV

Braazil 1  Beljim 2, 7 bells in Kazan on BBC

Sat 7th July
Sweedin v ING-ER-LAND, 3 bells in Samara and every pub/club in the land!
(PS: I will watch it in The Monkey Bar in the Toon!🍺🐒🍺🐵🍺🐒🍺🐵🍺🐒🍺🐵)

Rushaa 2  Crow-ay-shaa 2 (Crow-ay-shaa won 4-3 on penalties and will meet Ing-er-land in the semi finals!), 7 bells in Sochi

PPS: Just switched the telly on in wor hoose and 1966 World Cup winner Bobby Charlton iz in the crowd----at WIMBLEDON!!!???😨🎾

NUFC LIVE TELLY GAMES ANNOONCED!

Posted '12:50pm bells' Friday 6th July 2018

The forst roond of live telly games have just been released!
Wor forst 4 games have aalready been moved!😨

AUGUST
Sat 11th: SPORZ, HOME, 12:30 BELLS (SKY)

SAT 18th: THE TAFFY NOSES, AWAY, 12:30 BELLS (SKY)

SUN 26th: CHELSKI OAPs, HOME, 4:00 BELLS (SKY)

SEPTEMBER
SAT 1st: THE BLUE MOONIES, AWAY, 5:30 BELLS (BT)

SAT 15th: THE ARSE, HOME, 3 BELLS (NE TELLY)

SAT 22nd: CRISTIL PALLIS, AWAY, 3 BELLS (NE TELLY)

SAT 29th: THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE, HOME, 3 BELLS (NE TELLY)
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YI CANNIT DE THEM AALL! ****PRE SEASON FIXTURE UPDATE!

Posted '2:40 pm bells' Wednesday 4th July 2018

Stirling university's groond

Wor U23s have added anothaa fixture to their pre season schedule!
We will play Hamilton Accies at Stirling university on Sunday 22nd July at '3 bells'

I fly back from Exeter on the day after wor U18s game in Mousehole, Cornwall, and wont have time to get to Stirling az the flight to 'Toon airport' doesnt land til '4 15 bells' on Sunday afternoon, just az the 2nd half will be kickin off in Stirling!😥
An impossible situation! 

NUFC PRE SEASON FIXTURES 2018-2019 ***LATEST

Posted '12:45 pm bells' Friday 1st Joon 2018
Updated '12:26 pm bells' Friday 15th Joon and then onwards az fixtures are added

"INTO THE DRAGONS DEN!"

Estadio de Dragoa

Some forst team fixtures for pre season have just been annoonced!
They fit in nicely with wor trip to Mousehole to watch wor U23 side!

Updated Friday 15th Joon
The final 1st team pre season fixture haz been annoonced. We will be away to SC Braga of Portugal on the forst of August---2 days after we fly BACK from Portugal for wor game v FC Porto! 
(Yi couldnt make it up!)(😨)

KEY: GOLD=1st team game    PINK=U23s game
GREEN=U18s game

Tue 17th July @ 7:45 bells
St Patricks Athletic, away @ Richmond Park, Dublin

Fri and Sat 20th and 21st July
Mousehole tournament near Lands End, featurin' NUFC U18s, 'udersfeeeld U18s, Bolton Wanabeez U18s and Mousehole FC
(Originally I thought it woz an U23s tournament but have since foond oot that its wor U18s who are playin'!) 

A penalty shootout from a Mousehole FC

game last season!😨

Sun 22nd July @ 3 bells
U23s v Hamilton Accies @ Stirling university

Mun to Wed 23rd to 25th July
Northern Ireland Super Cup.
Mun: U18s v Coonty Down
Tue: U18s vDeportes Iqique of Chile
Wed: U18s v Itcifuna of Japan

Tue 24th July @ 7:45 bells
Hull, away @ KC Stadium

Sat 28th July (ko tbc)
FC Porto, away @ The Estadio de Dragao

Mun 30th July @ 2 bells
U23s v Rangers @ Rangers trainin ground (MIGHT be switched to Ibrox Park?)

Wed 1st August @ 7 30 bells
SC Braga, away @ Estadio Braga 

BRAGA'S GROOND WOZ BUILT IN AN OLD ROCK QUARRY!

(AZ CAN BE SEEN BEHIND RIGHT HAND GOAL!)

Sat 4th Aug @ 3 bells
Augsberg of Jawmany, home (sweet home!)

From one cathedral to anothaa!

View of St. James' Park  from St. Nix cathedral!

WE CERTAINLEEE DIDNT EXPECT THIS!

Posted just after 'high noon bells' Wednesday 4th July 2018

TODAY'S 'RONNY-GILL'!

Ing-er-land are through to the qwaata finals of the World Cup (bet yi didnt naa that?) after unexpectedly beatin Colum-bee-aa 4-3 on penalties in Moscow!

We can now look forward to a 'booze fuelled Saturday at '3 bells' when we take on Sweedin!

We couldnt see it comin, but we have a great chance of progressin to the semis az wor opponents are hardy great shakes-- are they!

No 'turnips' pleeze against the Sweedes!

Roll on Saturday afternooon!😊