"OPERATION NATION!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 3rd July 2018

Ing-er-land are playin' Colum-bee-aa tooneet for a place in the qwaata finals of the World Cup and we wish them well!
I'll be drivin' mee truck to Manchester az the game iz on and will have to listen to the commentary on 'Radio 5 live', while most of yoo will be watchin it on the telly!

And speakin' of the telly, I hope nobody iz due for a major operation in hospital somewhere in Ing-er-land between '7 and 9 bells' tooneet!😨

WORLD CUP ROOND OF 16

Posted '2:00pm bells' Saturday 30th Joon 2018
and updated az games are played!
 ("er!"---1 day late!---this IZ 'The Geordie Times' after aall!)

The Luzhniki Stadium, Moscow

Pictured in 2013 when The Toon

played Anzi in The Europa Leegue

We are doon to the last 16 in the World Cup!

Sat Joon 30th

Franss 4  Argen-teenaa 3
Kazan, 3 bells on BBC

Urigwy 2  Portugil 1
Sochi, 7 bells on ITV

Sun July 1st

Spayne 1  Rushaa 1 (Rushaa won 4-3 on pens)
Luz, 3 bells on BBC

Crow-ay-shaa 1  Denmaark 1 (Crow-ay-shaa won 3-2 on pens)
Nizhny, 7 bells on ITV

Mun July 2nd

Braa-zill 2  Mexsico 0
Samara, 3 bells on ITV

Beljim 3  Japaan 2
Rostov, 7 bells on BBC

Tue July 3rd

Sweedin 1  Switzerlaand 0
St Petes, 3 bells on BBC

Columb-ee-aa 1    ING-ER-LAND 1 (Ing-er-land won 4-3 on penalties!😊)
OTK, 7 bells on ITV

"WHEY AYE!----IT'S KI !"

Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 30th Joon 2018

"AT LAST!---ANOTHAA SIGNING!"

NUFC have made wor 2nd signin' of the summer transfor window with the aqusishun (Geordie Times spelllin'!) of Ki Sung-Yueng from Swanzee on a free transfor az he became a free agent!

He iz a 29 year old Sooth Koree-an international and played in The World Cup v Sweden and Mexsico and woz an unused sub in their famous victory v Jawmany a few days ago!

He haz 93 caps for hiz country and haz played 166 Premyaa Leegue games for Swanzee!

Rafa said: "I am pleased to welcome Ki to the club. It was an easy decision to bring him here!
He is the captain of his country, a good character and he will be a good addition to the squad!"

Ki will be the 50th different nationality to play for us in the Premier Leegue!

Welcome to The Toon!

Aaltogether now!
"The Yueng ones, darling we're the Yueng ones!"
"And Yueng ones should never be afraid!" (sic!)😨

      The back page of Saurday's ''Ronny- Gill'

ING-ER-LAND KANED!

Posted '12:47pm bells' Friday 29th Joon 2018

FT Beljim resorves 1  Ing-er-land resorves 0

To leave top goal scorer and captain Harry Kane oot of the startin' X1 and make EIGHT changes to the team that annialated Panamaar 6-1 iz unforgiveable!
Wot the hell Soothgate woz 'fink'in aboot iz anybody's guess!

And so it came to pass that they lost 1-0 in a terrible match against Beljim (who themsels made NINE changes from their previous game!) and will face Columbee-aa (16th in the rankings!) instead of Japaan (61st in the rankings!) in the next roond, which could well end in tears yet again!----Lets hope not!

A total selection shambles if yoo ask us!

PS: Some have said that finishin 2nd meenz that Ing-er-land have an easier run in and will have an extra day off!
8 of those who played against Beljim WONT start against  Columbee-aa anyway so it wouldnt make any difference!---would it?

WORLD CUP LATEST!

Posted '2:55am bells' Wednesday 28th Joon 2018

"DON'T MENTION THE WORLD CUP!"

Wed 27th Joon

Sorbia 0  Braazill 2

Switzaaland 2  Costaa Reekaa 2

Mexsico 0  Sweedin 3

Sooth Koree-aa 2  JAWMANY 0!

ING-ER-LAND EXPECTS!----

TO REACH THE WORLD CUP FINAL!😨

(Wishful finkin' we 'Fink'!)

Thu 28th Joon

ING-ER-LAND v Beljim

Panaamar v Tune-issy-aa

Japaan v Pole-lind

Senegaal v Columbi-aa

PS: Its rumoured than the Beljin manager Martinez iz gannin to play hiz 2nd 11 in the game that kicks off at 7 bells!

Surely Ing-er-land can beat Beljim resorves?😨

Updated much later:

Well actually!---- NO!

ADVORTISEMENT

FROM RUSHAA WITH LUZ!

Posted '2:00pm bells' Saturday 16th Joon 2018
Updated '11:37am bells' Munday 18th Joon and then a day late onwards! (This IZ 'The Geordie Times' after aall!😨)

View of Luzhniki Stadium, Moscow, where the openin' game 

and final of the 2018 World Cup will be played

(Geordie Times pic from 2013 when 

NUFC drew 0-0 with Anzi in The Europa Leegue)

Results so far from the World Cup

JOON
Thu 14th
Rushaa 5 Sowdee Arabiaa 0 (Luz)

Fri 15th
Eegipt 0 Urigwy 1 (Yeka)
Murrocco 0 Irann 1 (St Petes)
Portugil 3 Spayne 3 (Sochi)

Sat 16th
Fraanss 2 Ostraliaaa 1 (Kazan)
Argenteeena 1  Icelind 1 (OTK)
Peruw 0  Denmaark 1 (Saransk)
Crow-ay-shaa 2  Nigeriaa 0 (Karl)

Sun 17th
Costaa Reeka 0  Sorvia 1 (Samara)
Jawmany 0  Mexsico 1 (Luz)
Brazilll 1  Switzaaland 1 (Rostov)

Mun 18th
Sweedin 1  Sooth Koreaa 0 (Nizhny)
Beljim 3   Panamarr 0 (Sochi)
Tunizziaa 1  Ing-er-land 2! (Volgo) 

Tue 19th
Columbee-aa 1  Japaan 2 (Samara)
Polind 1  Senegaal 2 (OTK)
Rushaa 3  Eeegypt 1 (St Petes)

Wed 20th
Portugil 1  Murrocco 0  (Luz)
Urigwy 1  Sowdee Arabiaa 0 (Rostov)
Iraan 0  Spayne 1 (Kazan)

Tho 21st
Denmaark 1  Ostraliaaa 1 (Samara)
Fransss 1  Peruw 0 (Yekat)
Argenteeenaa 0  Crow-ay-shaa 3 (Nizhny)

Fri 22nd
Brazilll 2  Costaa Reekaa 0 (St Petes)
Nigeriaa 2   Icelind 0 (Volgo)
Sorbia 1  Switzaaland 2 (Kalin)

Sat 23rd
Sooth Koree-aa 1  Mexsico 2
Jawmany 2  Sweedin 1
Belgim 5  Tune-is-ee-aa 2

Sun 24th
ING-ER-LAND 6  Panaamar 1
Jaapan 2  Senigaal 2
Pole-ind 0  Columbee-aa 3

Mun 25th
Sowdee Arabiaa 2  Eegypt 1
Uriqwy 3  Rushaa 0
Iraan 1  Portugil 1
Spayne 2  Murrocco 2

Tue 26th
Ostraaliaa 0  Perew 2
Denmaark 0  Franss 0
Icelind 1  Crow-ay-shaa 2
Nigerr-ee-aa 1  Argenteenaa 2


The 'IN'S' and 'OOT'S' so far!
Stoppin':
Rushaa, Urigwy, Fransss, Crow-ay-shaa, Belgim, Ing-er-land!, Spayne, Portugil

Gannin' yem:
Eeegypt, Sowdee Arabiaa, Murrocco, Peruw, Costaa Reeka, Sorbia Tune-issy-aa, Panaamar, Iraan, Murrocco

NUFC SEASON TICKET DEADLINE EXTENDED!

Posted 3:50pm bells' Tuesday 26th Joon 2018

"IZ THERE ANYBODY THERE!?"

News reaches The Geordie Times that the deadline for season tickets renewals haz been extended by a week!

Lookin' between the lines we 'fink' that many fans are unhappy aboot the 20% price hike for some tickets (£120 in some cases!),
plus the fact that we have still to sign an outfield player  in the summer transfor window! (ie: they wont commit themselves til then!)

Hopefully this will push wor 'beloved'? absent owner into givin ' Rafa the Gaffa' some much needed 'dosh' to buy players before the window closes!

Rafa haz been spotted at St James' Park today, (for talks we presume) to get some clarity to which direction we are headin' (up the table to Europe OR doon hill again!)

We will of course keep yoo, wor loyal subjects posted to any developments on that score!
(One day late az per usual!😨)

THE ARSEHOLES 'ARSE IT UP' BIG STYLE!

Posted just after 'high noon bells' Tuesday 26th Joon 2018

Normally 'The Geordie Times' duzzint mention othaa clubs!--BUT!--we just couldn't resist it!😅

"7 DAYS TO GAN!"---"AND COONTIN'!"

Posted '1:40pm bells' Munday 25th Joon 2018

WOR 'BELOVED'? OWNER!

HAZZENT SPOKEN FOR OWER A YEAR!

With just one week to gan before 'The Toon' retorn for pre-season trainin', we are still me nearer naa-in if 'Rafa the Gaffa' will stay or gan!
With just one porminent transfor in the window so far (the porminent signin' of on loan goalie Martin Dubravka), anothaa season of struggle iz in the offing!

The silence from wor beloved? owner and MD? Iz deafenin' once again!

WOR 'BELOVED'? MD

(HAVE YOO EVER HORD HIM SPEAK?)

'The Fat Controller's' statement ower a year ago (the last time we hord him speak!), that he wants a major trophy or Champions Leegue place before he departs iz laughable to say the least!
(He woz recently compared with North Koree-aa'z dictator Kim Jong-un!) >>>>>

If thats the case and with minimal spendin', he will be with us for a very lang time indeed!

Yet again the end of season optimism haz been replaced by dispair az the new season fast approaces!!!

Transfor latest:
IN: Martin Dubravka! <(that's 'IT' so far, folks!)