WORLD CUP LATEST!

Posted '2:55am bells' Wednesday 28th Joon 2018

"DON'T MENTION THE WORLD CUP!"

Wed 27th Joon

Sorbia 0  Braazill 2

Switzaaland 2  Costaa Reekaa 2

Mexsico 0  Sweedin 3

Sooth Koree-aa 2  JAWMANY 0!

ING-ER-LAND EXPECTS!----

TO REACH THE WORLD CUP FINAL!😨

(Wishful finkin' we 'Fink'!)

Thu 28th Joon

ING-ER-LAND v Beljim

Panaamar v Tune-issy-aa

Japaan v Pole-lind

Senegaal v Columbi-aa

PS: Its rumoured than the Beljin manager Martinez iz gannin to play hiz 2nd 11 in the game that kicks off at 7 bells!

Surely Ing-er-land can beat Beljim resorves?😨

Updated much later:

Well actually!---- NO!

ADVORTISEMENT

FROM RUSHAA WITH LUZ!

Posted '2:00pm bells' Saturday 16th Joon 2018
Updated '11:37am bells' Munday 18th Joon and then a day late onwards! (This IZ 'The Geordie Times' after aall!😨)

View of Luzhniki Stadium, Moscow, where the openin' game 

and final of the 2018 World Cup will be played

(Geordie Times pic from 2013 when 

NUFC drew 0-0 with Anzi in The Europa Leegue)

Results so far from the World Cup

JOON
Thu 14th
Rushaa 5 Sowdee Arabiaa 0 (Luz)

Fri 15th
Eegipt 0 Urigwy 1 (Yeka)
Murrocco 0 Irann 1 (St Petes)
Portugil 3 Spayne 3 (Sochi)

Sat 16th
Fraanss 2 Ostraliaaa 1 (Kazan)
Argenteeena 1  Icelind 1 (OTK)
Peruw 0  Denmaark 1 (Saransk)
Crow-ay-shaa 2  Nigeriaa 0 (Karl)

Sun 17th
Costaa Reeka 0  Sorvia 1 (Samara)
Jawmany 0  Mexsico 1 (Luz)
Brazilll 1  Switzaaland 1 (Rostov)

Mun 18th
Sweedin 1  Sooth Koreaa 0 (Nizhny)
Beljim 3   Panamarr 0 (Sochi)
Tunizziaa 1  Ing-er-land 2! (Volgo) 

Tue 19th
Columbee-aa 1  Japaan 2 (Samara)
Polind 1  Senegaal 2 (OTK)
Rushaa 3  Eeegypt 1 (St Petes)

Wed 20th
Portugil 1  Murrocco 0  (Luz)
Urigwy 1  Sowdee Arabiaa 0 (Rostov)
Iraan 0  Spayne 1 (Kazan)

Tho 21st
Denmaark 1  Ostraliaaa 1 (Samara)
Fransss 1  Peruw 0 (Yekat)
Argenteeenaa 0  Crow-ay-shaa 3 (Nizhny)

Fri 22nd
Brazilll 2  Costaa Reekaa 0 (St Petes)
Nigeriaa 2   Icelind 0 (Volgo)
Sorbia 1  Switzaaland 2 (Kalin)

Sat 23rd
Sooth Koree-aa 1  Mexsico 2
Jawmany 2  Sweedin 1
Belgim 5  Tune-is-ee-aa 2

Sun 24th
ING-ER-LAND 6  Panaamar 1
Jaapan 2  Senigaal 2
Pole-ind 0  Columbee-aa 3

Mun 25th
Sowdee Arabiaa 2  Eegypt 1
Uriqwy 3  Rushaa 0
Iraan 1  Portugil 1
Spayne 2  Murrocco 2

Tue 26th
Ostraaliaa 0  Perew 2
Denmaark 0  Franss 0
Icelind 1  Crow-ay-shaa 2
Nigerr-ee-aa 1  Argenteenaa 2


The 'IN'S' and 'OOT'S' so far!
Stoppin':
Rushaa, Urigwy, Fransss, Crow-ay-shaa, Belgim, Ing-er-land!, Spayne, Portugil

Gannin' yem:
Eeegypt, Sowdee Arabiaa, Murrocco, Peruw, Costaa Reeka, Sorbia Tune-issy-aa, Panaamar, Iraan, Murrocco

NUFC SEASON TICKET DEADLINE EXTENDED!

Posted 3:50pm bells' Tuesday 26th Joon 2018

"IZ THERE ANYBODY THERE!?"

News reaches The Geordie Times that the deadline for season tickets renewals haz been extended by a week!

Lookin' between the lines we 'fink' that many fans are unhappy aboot the 20% price hike for some tickets (£120 in some cases!),
plus the fact that we have still to sign an outfield player  in the summer transfor window! (ie: they wont commit themselves til then!)

Hopefully this will push wor 'beloved'? absent owner into givin ' Rafa the Gaffa' some much needed 'dosh' to buy players before the window closes!

Rafa haz been spotted at St James' Park today, (for talks we presume) to get some clarity to which direction we are headin' (up the table to Europe OR doon hill again!)

We will of course keep yoo, wor loyal subjects posted to any developments on that score!
(One day late az per usual!😨)

THE ARSEHOLES 'ARSE IT UP' BIG STYLE!

Posted just after 'high noon bells' Tuesday 26th Joon 2018

Normally 'The Geordie Times' duzzint mention othaa clubs!--BUT!--we just couldn't resist it!😅

"7 DAYS TO GAN!"---"AND COONTIN'!"

Posted '1:40pm bells' Munday 25th Joon 2018

WOR 'BELOVED'? OWNER!

HAZZENT SPOKEN FOR OWER A YEAR!

With just one week to gan before 'The Toon' retorn for pre-season trainin', we are still me nearer naa-in if 'Rafa the Gaffa' will stay or gan!
With just one porminent transfor in the window so far (the porminent signin' of on loan goalie Martin Dubravka), anothaa season of struggle iz in the offing!

The silence from wor beloved? owner and MD? Iz deafenin' once again!

WOR 'BELOVED'? MD

(HAVE YOO EVER HORD HIM SPEAK?)

'The Fat Controller's' statement ower a year ago (the last time we hord him speak!), that he wants a major trophy or Champions Leegue place before he departs iz laughable to say the least!
(He woz recently compared with North Koree-aa'z dictator Kim Jong-un!) >>>>>

If thats the case and with minimal spendin', he will be with us for a very lang time indeed!

Yet again the end of season optimism haz been replaced by dispair az the new season fast approaces!!!

Transfor latest:
IN: Martin Dubravka! <(that's 'IT' so far, folks!)

"FROM RUSHAA WITH LUV!"

Posted 11:15am bells Munday 25th Joon 2018

TOON FANS IN RUSHAA!

THE RUSHIN BRANCH OF THE

TOON ARMY MEET ALAN SHEARER!

THE NORTH SHEELDZ BRANCH OF

 THE TOON ARMY!

(RED SQUARE, MOSCOW)

"WHEY AYE! FIVE 'O'!" and "THE JOY OF SIX!"

Posted 1:55pm bells' from The Leazes End Club ( behind St. James' Park)  Sunday 24th Joon 2018

Half time in Rushaa
Ing-er-land 5  Panaamar 0

"STONE THE CROWS!"---JOHN STONES HEEDS ING-ER-LAND INTO THE LEAD!

*Updated '2:55pm bells'

Full time
Ing-er-land 6  Panaamar 1 !

ING-ER-LAND EXPECTS!

Posted '10:42am bells' Sunday 24th Joon 2018

At '1:00pm bells' today Ing-er-land play Panaamar in the World Cup and a win will propel them into the knockoot stages!

After stumblin against Tune-issy-aa with a last minute winner (Belgim slaughted them yesterday!) it iz an eezy game against the groups weakest team!
Lets hope it doesnt end in tears yet again!)
(Not yet anyway!)

Eyes glued to the big screens this afternooon with 'liquid lubrications' a plenty!

Updated much later!

The Geordie Times said it wud be an eezy game and we were REET! (JUST!)

"THE MIND BOGGLES!"

Posted '1:22pm bells' Friday 22nd Joon 2018

NUFC U21's are to play in the Chekatrade Trophy again next season!
Wor resorve side, alang with othaa top flight and Championship resorve sides, will play against the 1st teams who are in Leegue 1 and Leegue 2

Its a 4 team mini leegue and last season wor resorves played against the 1st teams of Oldim, Port Vale and Crewe Alex!
Like last season, aall games must be played away from home at the lower leegue clubs groonds

The possiblity that we could be drawn against the SMB's haz crossed wor minds!

Can yoo imagine it---sund'lind's FORST TEAM v The Toon's RESORVES!😅

THE MIND BOGGLES!