LIVE GAMES ON SKY 2011-2012

Updated '9:15 am bells' Thorsday 30th June 2011

Rumour? had it that Sky would annoonce their forst 'roond' of live games on the Wednesday 29th June.
This haz proooved to be untrue, but we will let yiz naa The Toon's live games as soon as we find oot!

Ne doubt that a canny few of wor orly games will be changed for the benefit of the couch spuds and pub plonkies (but definatly NOT! for the benefit of the actual NUFC Toonhoppers!) 
Az usual 'The Geordie Times' will bring you the news, second hand, forst!

TAYLOR BID TORNED DOON

Posted '8;45 am bells' Tuesday 28th June 2011

A million poond bid for Swansea full back Neil Taylor has been rejected the Geordie Times understands----we thinx that a higher bid will be forthcomin' in the not tooo distant future---will keep yooo posted on any future developments!

THE AALL BLACKS!

Posted ' 1:30 pm bells' Thorsday 23rd June 2011

The offishilll launch of 'The Toons' new 'aall black' thord strip iz oot today. Az it iz virtually the same as wor horrendous new 'aall black with two white stripes' home strip?, it means that it winnit get tooo many 'outins' at away games this season, as wor 2nd strip, (due oot next month) iz, in complete contrast, a 'high viz' 'Orange number', which will ne doubt be used at Fulham, West Brom etc.

CHRIS HUGHTON

Posted '3:00 pm bells' Wednesday 22nd June 2011

Chris Hughton who was unceremoniously sacked as Toon manager last December haz landed the Managers job at Bormingham City-----

"We wish him well!" 

ARCHIVE UPDATES

Posted '2:10 pm bells' Tuesday 21st June 2011

THE WEST STAND AT ST JAMES' PARK---MANY MANY MOONS AGO!
(NOTE THE 'MODERN' 'JALOPY' PARKED IN THE FOREGROOND!)

Regular reeders will be aware that aa havvent done an 'archive match report' for a while.
This is because when mee computa 'crashed' a few weeks ago, everythin' had to be wiped clean to get rid of the viruses.
'Steev', who fixed it, put a new version of 'Office Word' onto mee computa which was different to wot aa had, but it wouldn't let me download the stories from mee 'memory sticks' or 'discs' (help!)

The solution!----he's gettin' some software to fix the problem and (hopefully!) aall be able to continue mee stories in the next few days
(az ever watch this space!)

PRE SEASON FIXTURES---RUMOURED? HOME GAME

Posted '3:20 pm Bells' Monday 20th June 2011

ST JAMES' PARK---VIEW FROM THE LEAZES END

A rumoured home game against Italian 'Serie A' side Fiorentina a week before the Premier League season starts has 'surfaced' but ne confirmation has been forthcomin'.
The 'rumoured game'? is said to be scheduled for Saturday August 6th and if so, it will be wor one and anly pre season game @ St James'

If there any further developments on this, we'll let yi naa straight away!    

MILLWAALL v THE TOON 1978

Posted '10;20 am bells' Sunday 19th June 2011

Issue 4 of 'Mad Mick's' NUFC fanzine 'Black and White Daft' iz nuw oot and features mee Millwaall groond 'report' from that neva to be forgotten summers afternoon 33 years ago! (Er!---neva to be forgotten if yi aroond the fifty mark or beyond---that iz!)
Aalso included are other Toon fans 'expieriences' from that notorious day includin' press cuttins and photos.
It's on sale from 'The Back Page Shop' in St Andrews Street near Chinatoon and iz within easy 'hocklin distance' of St James' Park just up the road!

To order a copy just gan to the web address below for more info!----it's a great reeeed!
www.blackandwhitedaft.co.uk 
(P.S. mention 'The Geordie Times')

(To view mee Millwaall report click onto '045 The Den, Millwall'  thumbnail in the right hand side bar) (popular posts---all time)>>>>>

LATEST TRANSFER NEWS

Updated '8:15 pm bells' Saturday 18th June 2011

News haz reached 'The Geordie Times' (nearleee two hours afta the event!) that Striker Denba Ba haz signed a 3 year deal with The Toon and comes on a free transfer from West Ham and will wear the number 19 shirt next season.---

We've aalso signed midfielder Sylvain Marveaux from French club Rennes on Saturday mornin' in a reported 5 year deal (some 10 hours late!)
That's!---three in!---one oot!

Remember wor motto: "We'll bring you the latest news !"--- second hand!--forst!"

"MEJOSEANDJONASNEXT!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Thorsday 16th June 2011

Toon midfielder Joey Barton haz 'tweet-ed' that followin' Keven Nolan's departure to West Ham yesterday, he predicts/speculates? that he will be followed oot the exit door by Jose Enrique, Spiderman and himsel in the not tooo distant future!
Of Nolan he 'tweets': "Great player, leader, captain,  person and mostly a friend for life!"----"DEVESTATED to see him sold!"----"mejoseandjonasnext!"

'The Geordie Times' doesn't normally print 'speculation' aboot wot or wot isn't gannih happen next, but Barton's 'tweet' speaks 'volumes'!----
"Er!" next seasons fixtures oot tomorrow!"

OH! NO! NO! NO! KEVIN NOLAN!

Posted '3:40 pm bells' Wednesday 15th June 2011

News reaches us that Kevin Nolan iz undergannin' a medical at West Ham az aa write this 'piece'
That's a bit of bad business a'm afraid for a player who from midfield scored 12 goals for us last season!---the alarm bells are startin' to ring!