Posted ‘1:11pm 🔔 bells’ Friday 21st Joon 2024
KANE’S GOAL AT WOOLLY EDGE SERVICES“HEADS IN A SPIN! (DRYER!”)
England expected but the team didn’t deliver!
By amazin’ coincidence aa saw Harry Kane’s goal ⚽️ at Woolly Edge services on the M1, az aa woz walking 🚶 past the telly to Greggs for a cup of coffee! ☕️
By the time a got back to mee truck in the truck park and switched on the radio, Denmark 🇩🇰 had equalised!
The co woman commentator then said the immortal words! “ENGLAND HEADS ARE IN A SPIN!’—“ITS LIKE THEYVE BEEN INSIDE A TUMBLE DRYER!” Now wot the hells a ‘tumble dryer’, like?
Aa wonder if wor lass naaz????
A poor 2nd half and we were lucky to get away with a draw in an aaful performance!
Thank God aa couldn’t watch THAT!
(And why oh why didn’t Southgate bring Anthony Gordon on to run doon the wing and supply the crosses???)🤔
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