Saturday 25 June 2022

BOTMAN DEAL IMMINENT!

 Posted '1:30pm bells' Saturday 25th Joon 2022

"DA! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA!--- BOT---MAN!"

News reaches 'The Geordie Times' that anothaa defender iz due to join NUFC! After protracted and exhaustin' negotiations, Sven Botman haz agreed to join us in a deal worth £35 million to sellin club Lille of France!

A 5 year contract haz been mentioned for the 22 year old Dutch International and he iz due to arrive in Geordieland on Munday for a medical!

This brings wor total 'spend' on defenders this year to £71 million with Kieran Trippier, Dan Burn and Matt Targett aalready on board!  Add on wor new goalie Nick Pope for £10 million and the total defensive 'wall' comes to £81 million so far! (The same az wot Moan U payed for Harry Maguire!)

More signings are in 'the offing' and a striker remains a top priority!

We will of course bring yoo any news on 'that'!   So az per usual, "Watch this space!" 

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