"BISCUITMEN CRUMBLE TO TOON PRESSURE!"
On a sunny afternoon in downtown Benton 'The Toon's U21' side overcame an orly onslaught, where we were 1-0 doon after just 30 seconds of the game and 2-0 doon not lang after to *The Biscuitmen of Reading! *(Reading were known az 'The Biscuitmen' many moons ago when a huge biscuit factory used to dominate their toon!) <(so 'biscuitmen' it iz!)
However!---The Toon soon recovered from this orly setback and rallied to bring the scores back level at half time through goals from Adam Armstrong and Sammy Ameobi!
Armstrong completed hiz hat-trick in the 2nd period with Ben Arfa gettin' the other to complete an unexpected torn around @ The Blue Flames Sports Groond in front of 415 hardy souls!
The crossbar waz aalso rattled on several occasions in this entertainin' bank holiday fixture!
After the match me and 'The Mad Professor' celebrated wildleee in 'The Ship' on Front Street! <(whey!--one pint 'a piece' anyway!)
We leave at '10 bells' in the mornin' and a full match report on this shud be forthcomin' in the next few days!
Watch this space intentleeee--- az per usual!