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| 'THE TOON' ATTACK 'THE GALLOWGATE END' (VIEW FROM THE MILBURN STAND BALCONY) |
"OH DEAR! WOT CAN THE 'MATA' BE?"
Yet anothaa abject performance in front of 52,000 plus waz a sad but predictable outcome az 'The Manc Muppets' cruised to an eazy victory @ St James' Park.
Their forst goal shud nevaa have been though, az the free kick given to the visitors not lang before the break waz under 'false pretences' az Darren Fletcher clearly dived under the challenge from Dan Gosling!
The resultin' free kick by Mata beat Rob Elliot at the near post and withoot anybody in wor side capable of scorin' due to the absence, once again of Loic Remy (hiz 5th game missin' in a row!) there waz ne way back! (De Jong, ne goals so far since he signed in January, Cisse,1 goal in open play this season and super sub? Shola, ne goals so far this season!)
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| TOON ACTION? @ THE LEAZES END Cisse heeds just ower the bar in a rare Toon attack! ("Tut tut baaldy nut!") |
The Muppets doubled their lead not lang after the restart when a blunder by 'Fab' Coloccini let in Mata to score hiz 2nd goal of the game!
It waz then just a 'MATA' <(sic!)of "how many?" for the visitors az wor heeds went doon!
Hernandez added a 3rd at the mid point of the half with a chance that you or I could have scored and at this point wor beleaguered manager 'I Beg Your Pardew' had 'had enough' and made a 'beleaguered' exit, alang with 'half' of the crowd!
The final nail in the coffin came when Januzaj convorted anothaa simple chance in stoppage time!
Just where do we gan from here?--we ask worselves??
It's a very good job that we have enough points on board to avoid relegation--az that's the kind of 'form' we have shown in the last 11 days! 0-3, 0-4 and 0-4!
Put it this way!---if 'The Fat Controller' doesn't put hiz hand in hiz pocket in the next transfor window, then the 'R' word iz a certainty next season!
Toon team: Elliot, Santon, Williamson, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita, Gosling, Tiote, Gouffran (Shola Ameobi 85) <(wot waz the point in that?), De Jong (Ben Arfa 61), Cisse
Attendance: 52,081 (3,000 Muppets in 'The Leazes')
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