Thursday, 13 July 2023

THE HEEDBANGER V THE TOON *** SATURDAY DINNAATIME!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Thorzday 13th July 2023

Updated 11:21bells' Saturday

Az expected its "p*ssin doon!---Glad a'm in The Heedbangers stand---with a roof!🤪👍☔

THE TOON FANS STAND WITH NEE COVER! (Picture taken from the main stand in April when Gatesheed beat Maidenheed 4-0 to stay in The National Leegue)


*In 2 days time NUFC play wor forst friendly of the season when we heed to Gatesheed at The Gatesheed International Stadium with a '12:30 bells' kick off!  Aall 7,200 tickets have been sold (reduced capacity) and Toon fans have been allocated the far stand on the above picture!

Please note that it doesn't have any cover, just the frame of the roof, az the claddin woz damaged a while back, due to high winds, so the had to take the claddin off for safety reasons! (ie: If it rains yoo will get soaken wet!)

Yours truely woz too late to get a ticket for the Toon end (they sold oot in 3 hours online!), but aa naa a Gatesheed season ticket holder and he managed to get me an 'e ticket' for the Gatesheed fans section in the Main Stand, that DOES have a roof!---and a bar! (Cheers Lez!)

We understand that we will play a 'youthful team', so divvint expect many of the big stars to play az many were away on International duty and havvint retorned to pre season trainin yet!

Aa forst saw The Toon play Gatesheed at their old Redheugh Park groond in 1970 and a Geordie Times match report on that game will appear below here fairly soon!

Az per usual "Watch this space!"

012 redheugh park gateshead


(GROUND NUMBER 12)



Date of First Visit: 9th FEBRUARY 1970



REDHEUGH PARK, GATESHEAD



GATESHEAD 1 

NEWCASTLE UNITED XI 2 (McGovern 2)  (2nd goal assisted by  'Fink'!)



FRIENDLY FIXTURE---ATTENDANCE 2,717

 
REDHEUGH PARK 1970



”I HAD A DREAM!”

"IT’S ‘FINK’ TO ALLEN!”------“HE CROSSES IT TO McGOVERN!”---

“GGGOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!"


Situated in the 'Teams' area of Gatesheed, Redheugh Park started oot as a greyhoond stadium before South Shields Adelaide F.C. moved there, 'lock stock and barrel' in 1930, and changed their name tih Gateshead F.C.



The reason they moved was simple. It was because of low crowds at their Horsley Hill groond in 'Shields', but!---the move did'nt work because of one reason.



As St. James' Park was little ower a mile away across the Tyne, fans stayed loyal tih the Toon, rather than follow their 'instant' new club from the 'Teams' that had suddenly appeared on their doorstep!. (old habits die hard!)

                                           

In todays world, it's easy tih see why it did'nt work. Lets take a hypothetical look at what could happen nuw.

Because of poor gates, Michael Knighton, the former Carlisle United chairman, (him of 'space invaders' fame!) decides tih buy a futbaall club and relocate it to Brough Park Greyhoond Stadium in the 'East End' of Newcastle, coz he believes that Tyneside is big enough tih support two League teams, and he renames the club 'Newcastle East End F.C.'!.



Question: Would the good folk of Byker, Heaton and Waalker, desert the 'Black 'n' Whites' tih follow their 'new club'???.



Answer: NEE WAY!---of course they would'nt!. But!---that's exactly what the Sooth Shields board thought would happen at Gatesheed.

It did'nt!---and they struggled on for thirty years on low crowds, before they were finally kicked oot the League in 1960, after failin' tih gain re-election when they finished third bottom of the old Fourth Division.



(In them days, the bottom fower teams had tih apply, 'cap in hand' to the other clubs, for re-election!)

(The bottom two teams, on the other hand, who were Oldham and Hartlepools, were BOTH! re-elected!)



Apparently---Tyneside was too far 'NORF' to travel for wor 'southern based cousins', so poor old Gatesheed 'got the chop'!, which everybody at the time agreed, was the biggest travesty of justice in the history of the Futbaall League!.



It was even rumoured at the time, that Newcastle had voted against them, coz they did'nt want any competition!, which is hard tih believe, as on one day in March 1952 for example, anly 484 'hardy souls' torned up for a League match against Accrington Stanley!.

(Newcastle's average gate for that season was 50,766!)

                                           

Anyway!---before yih start cryin' in yer beer!, and to avoid borin' the 'pants off yih', aall change the subject an' tell yih aboot the match!, which torned oot tih be one of the last ever tih be played at Redheugh Park.

                                           

Redheugh Park waz a canny little groond and  with three sides covered it actually had more cover than St. James’ at that time! (Anly the aad West Stand and The Leazes End were covered back then!)

Behind the goal closest to ‘The Teams’ area of Gatesheed someone had had spay painted---‘TERRACE END RAZOR GANG’ in huge letters on the back of the terrace wall which was not the most welcomin’ sign for visitin’ supporters, but the groond was in a rough part of toon

The Newcastle team that neet included a mixture of forst team and reserve players, and ah remember (for good reason!) that Geoff Allen was playin' on the wing.



Gatesheed, who were then in the Northern Premier League, scored forst after five minutes when 'one' Arthur Lumsdon converted a penalty.



The Toon hit back after 18 minutes when Phil McGovern, a £15,000 signin' from Albion Rovers, headed a tremendous equaliser.



Durin' the second half, ah was sittin' on a waall behind the scoreboard end goal, next tih the old greyhoond track, when the baall was booted high into the air towards the corner flag.



It was headin' straight for iz, so ah decided tih try an' catch it, but ah was dazzled by the floodlights as the baall came doon.

Ah kept mee 'mincers' on the baall, and even though ah was half blinded, ah managed tih catch it! (nearly faallin’ backwards ower the waall in the process!)



A'd actually touched the match baall!---ah was in a complete daze and just sat there for a few seconds, rooted tih the spot with the baall in mee hands, when!---Geoff Allen came chargin' ower and started wavin’ hiz arms aboot and screamin' arriz, tih give 'im the baall, sharpish, so that he could tek a quick corner!.

Geoff waz ‘ruddy faced’ tih start with and he went bright red with anger az AH! waz the one who waz haadin’ the game up, az far az he waz concerned!



After a’d stopped shakin’, ah quickly hoyed the baall to him (before HE! hoyed ME! off the waall!) and he took the corner kick. He centred it intih the box and it went straight tih Phil McGovern, who rifled the baall into the net for the winnin' goal!.

“YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!”

Ah was on 'cloud nine', as ah felt that by touchin' the baall, a'd somehow contributed towards the victory!??.

                                           

Believe you me---ah went yhem a 'VERY HAPPY CHAPPY!' that neet!

 

Later on that year, some 'Toe-Rags' burnt the aad wooden main stand doon, but Gatesheed were'nt covered by any insurance and they could'nt afford tih rebuild it, and tragically the club folded.



Redheugh Park was left tih the mercy of the local 'unofficial' demolition squad, who preceded tih smash up what was left of the stand, and it was in a sorry state by the time the 'official' demolition squad finally moved in with their bulldozers and razed it tih the groond!.



A very sorry endin', if ever there was one!.

                                           


On a brighter note, Gatesheed reformed in the mid-seventies and moved in tih the Youth Stadium (later renamed, The International Stadium) on the other side of the town, where amazingly, for the second time in their history, they joined forces with the 'Sand-Dancers' from Sooth Shields, who were forced tih re-locate the eight miles alang the Tyne, once again?.



('Shields' had been hoyed oot of their Simonside Hall groond tih mek way for a bloody hoosin' estate!)



They formed a new club caaled, Gateshead United F.C.

(A definate case of de'ja' vu, if ever there was one!)

                                           

 



'Five a side' pitches were built on top of the aad Redheugh Park in the 'early nineties', when 'PITZ SUPER SOCCER' built a sports club on the site, so at least futbaall iz still played there!.

                                          


As John McEnroe would nee doubt say:

"THIS PLACE IS THE PITZ!"-----sic!.



                               

 

Sunday, 9 July 2023

"OOOHHH! ANTHONY GORDON!"

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 9th July 2023



CONGRATULATIONS to Anthony Gordon for bein' the star of the Ing'lind U21s team, who won the European Championships last neet 1-0 v Spain, (withoot concedin a single goal in the entire tournament!)

He woz aalso named the player of the tournament az well!

Well done mate!

Saturday, 8 July 2023

TELLY TIMES IMMINENT!???-------5 CHANGES OOT OF 6!

 Posted 2:54pm bells' Saturday 7th July 2023

Updated 'high noon bells' Saturday 8th July 2023



*The telly times for August and Septembaa have just been annoonced!

We aalready naa that wor forst game v The Hazbeenz and Villains at SJP haz been selected and will be broadcast on Saturday 12th August at '5:30 bells' on SKY

The followin games are changed az well, are az follows:

Man City away on Saturday 19th August '8:00 bells' (TNT)

The Liverbirds at SJP on Sunday 27th August '4:30 bells' (SKY)

Brightin away on Saturday 2nd Septembaa '5:30 bells' (SKY)

*Brentfaad at SJP on Sunday 17th Septembaa '4:30 bells' (SKY)

(*Could be moved if Champions Leegue game iz on a Tuezday)

Sheff U away on Sunday 24th Septembaa '3:00 bells' (SKY)

Bornlee at SJP on Saturday 30th Septembaa '3:00 bells' (NEE TELLY) 

The Geordie Times predicted that at least 3 of the above games would be moved for live telly! ----It's actually 5 oot of 6!, meeenin that 6 of wor forst 7 games are aall on live telly!

PS: Ing'lind's Euro U21s final v Spain U21s iz live on CHANNEL 4 at '5:00 bells' today and will feature Toon new boy Anthony Gordon, who haz played in the previous 5 winnin games, scorin' one goal! (And nee goals conceded eethaaa!)

Gordon iz number 11

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Wednesday, 5 July 2023

WHICH LUNATIC WOULD EVER HAVE BELIEVED IT?

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 5th July 2023



If yoo had said two years ago that NUFC would sign a star player from AC Milan for £55 million, yoo would have had men in white coats knockin on your door and placin yoo in a straight jacket to drag yoo (kickin and screamin!) to the nearest lunatic asylum!🠝

For two years ago wor measly owner 'The Fat Controller' woz in 'control' (Ashley) and 'Broken Nose Bruce' woz wor depressin downbeat manager, who told us that we had to except that we were crap and mearly survivin in The Premyaa Leegue by finishin' 17th woz hiz 'goal'!

Fast forward two years and with the PIF in charge a new dawn iz upon us, where 17th place iz banished to the history books and trophy huntin iz on the agenda!

Make nee misstayk, Tonali iz a game changer for us and hopefully more elite players will follow!

This iz a great time to be a Toon fan---for certain!

Tuesday, 4 July 2023

27 GAMES BEFORE XMAS!!!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Tuezday 4th July 2023

'THE NUFC MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPERS' ITINERY FOR MIDWEEK GAMES BEFORE XMAS!---"HELP!"

NUFC face a hectic start to the season with up to 27 competitive games before the festive season starts!

This includes 18 Premyaa Leegue games, with one of them midweek!

6 Champions Leegue games, aall midweek of course!

Up to 3 Leegue Cup games midweek

Plus the very real possibility of Friday and Munday neet games Premyaa Leegue games for live telly!

We have worked oot that there are at least 10 midweek games up til now (Provided we win 2 Leegue Cup ties)

This iz wot success brings and hopefully we will have a squad big enough to cope?

The draw for the Champions Leegue isnt til August 31st

PS: There are aalso 3 International breaks, meenin that there will be nee weekend games on those dates in Septembaa, Octobaa and Novembaa!  


Monday, 3 July 2023

"IT'S A DONE DEAL!"----WHEY, AALMOST-----"IT IZ NOW!!!"!

 Posted '9:33 pm bells' Friday 23rd Joon 2023

Updated 1:35pm bells Saturday 1st July 2023

Updated 1:30pm bells' Munday 3rd July 2023


Tonali haz finally unveiled az a Toon player, TODAY!





'FLASH'!!!---CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 3rd July 2023

"FLASH' GORDON ON TARGET AGAIN!!!"

Congratulations to Anthony Gordon for scorin the anly goal in Ing'linds U21s victory ower Portugal yesterday! (Hiz 2nd goal of the U21s tournament!)

Ing'lind now progress to the semi final stage of  The European Championships, where they will face Israel on Wedinzday! 

Friday, 30 June 2023

GREEN IZ THE COLOUR!

 Posted just before 'high noon bells' Friday 30th Joon 2023


NUFC have launched wor new away green kit today and these are nuw on sale at the club shop in Strawberry Place underneath The Gallowgate Stand!

PS: A warnin for NUFC fans travellin to the Rangers friendly in Glasgow next month!

Divvint wear the green top unless yoo want a bit bovver! 

Sunday, 25 June 2023

"LETS RAISE A 'GLASS' TO NEW TECHNOLOGY!"

 Posted '5:05 pm bells' Sunday 25th Joon 2023

LA'S INGENIOUS GLASS WALLED STADIUM


News that NUFC want to increase wor groond capacity to 62,000, NOT by puttin another tier on The Gallowgate End az expected, but by rebuilding The East Stand with glassware at the back with gaps between the tiers to let the light get through to Leazes Terrace!

They could anly build The East Stand so high and have an upward sloppin roof from the rear so it let the light shine onto Leazes Terrace!---This woz one of the conditions we had to adhere to when the Stand woz built in 1972!

Technology haz moved on in massive leaps since then and one American Futbaal stadium in LA haz lightweight but very strong glass rear waalls and ingeniously, gaps between the 4 tiers to let the light through (see photo below)

GAPS IN THE TIERS TO LET THE SUNLIGHT THROUGH!


This we 'fink' iz wot wor owners plan to dee to increase the capacity by 9 or 10,000!

Then of course they can then make The Gallowgate End a mirror image of The Leazes End to forthaa increase capacity to 70,000ish!

Let it happen-- and happen soon!🙏

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