THE BAD BLUE BOYS OF DUNSTON 1 THE CARLTON TOON PINKIES 3 *** NORTHERN PREMYAA LEEGUE EAST

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 20th Novembaa 2022

A freezing cold day limited the crowd which woz aroond aboot the 200 mark on  the 'Dunston Rivera' (Normally 300)

Carlton had brung aboot a dozen fans and they were in good voice az the game kicked off!

They were playin in bright pink shirts which certainly wouldn't have been allowed in Qatar!

The visitors took the lead in the 40th minute after a mad scramble on the goal line az Davie heeded home at 'The Tea Hut End'!

That the way it stayed til the break az cold drizzle enveloped the groond!

Carlton doubled their  lead in the 60th minute at 'The Dunston *Rocketless End' after an error in the home defensive left Wells with an open goal and he made nee misstayk with hiz sidefooted effort!

(*There used to be a tower block behind this end which woz nicknamed The Dunston Rocket, because of its shape!) 

THE DUNSTON ROCKET---NOW DEMOLISHED!

(Hence the Dunston RocketLESS End!)

   

'The Bad Blue Boys' pulled one back in the 80th minute when Terry Galbraith stabbed the baall home after a melee in the box!

However! 'The Pinkies' got a 3rd goal through Hylton which  put the final nail in 'The Bad Blue Boys' coffin near the death! (Sic!)

It woz then onward to the clubhoose where several liquid lubrications were consumed

Something again, which iz not allowed in Qatar!

*Attendance: 200ish (12 or so Carlton fans)

BAD BLUE BOYS V CALTON TOON *** TODAY

 Posted '1:19pm 🔔 bells' Saturday 18th Novembaa 2022

With nee Toon games for a few weeks, we are gettin wor Saturday 'fix' at Dunston, where The Bad Blue Boys are takin on Carlton in a Northern Premyaa Leegue East fixture!

Heavy rain in the last few days threatened this fixture, but happily it haz passed a pith inspection this mornin'

A match report will appear here sometime tomorrow

Az per usual "Watch this space!"

WOT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES!

 Posted '1:11pm🔔 bells' Friday 18th Novembaa 2022

This time last year NUFC were joint bottom of the Premyaa Leegue table with just 10 points and nee wins and looked 'odds on' to be relegated!

Fast forward a year and the transformation iz amazin!

We have 3 times az many points with 30 and just ONE undesorved defeat at Livaapoool

3rd top and heedin for Europe in eethaa The Champions Leegue or Europa Leegue!---Remarkable!

Aall thanx to one man and hiz transfor budget and hiz abilaty to transform players like Almiron and Joelinton from mediocrity to superstars! Steady Eddie iz deein a remarkable job and amazingly we are anly 5 points behind The Arse in top spot and who we still have to play home and away!

We can aall dream!😴

FAKE FANS FARCE!

 Posted '1:20pm bells' Thorzday 17th Novembaa 2022

The World Cup iz nearly upon us and Jawman fans (India branch!) make banners in ENGLISH!  

Can yoo imagine England fans makin banners in Jawman?

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Jawman fans ditch their lederhosen for Arab gear!

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Lets celebrate!---Beer only £80 a pint in plastic cups!

*And Ing-er-land's forst game v Iran iz at '1:00pm 🔔 bells' on Munday!-- When most fans are at work!---Wot a fiasco! 

THE DAILY FAIL!

 Posted '12:56pm 🔔 bells' Wedinzday 16th Novembaa 2022

NUFC TOP OF THE FORM TREE!

 Posted '1:01pm bells' Tuezday 15th November 2022

The latest form guide puts NUFC in forst position in the Premyaa Leegue table!-----Onward and upward!

"EE!-I-EE!-I-EE!-I-O!--

UP THE PREMYAA LEEGUE WE GO!"

BRISTOL CITY U21s v NUFC U21s *** AT BRISTOL CITY TRAININ' GROOND AT '1:00PM BELLS TODAY!

 Posted from '12:30pm bells' onwards, Munday 14th Novembaa 2022

Wor U21s play in Bristol today in a Premyaa Leegue Cup tie at their trainin groond in half an hours time and 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' will be represented by 'Glennn from Ashington' who haz travelled there by overneet bus!

Glennn haz sent a team sheet and some photos aalready and he will send us a match update later!

Az per usual: "Watch this space below!"

Latest: HT Bristol City winnin 3-0!

Latest now 4-0!

FT a 4-0 defeat!🥶

THE TOON 1 P*SS POTTER'S CHELSEEE 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2022-2023

 Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Remembrance Sunday 2022

"WE WILL REMEMBER THEM!"

A stunnin' 30 yard screamer from Joe Willock sealed the 3 points for The Toon from a Miggy Almiron run, meenz that we have an amazin 30 points from 15 games, which averages oot at 2 points a game!

Just 2 points behind current champions 'The Blue Moonies of Mancland' in 2nd place and 7 behind The Arse who are top of the tree!----Even the most optimistic Toon fan wouldnt have predicted this----not even us at The Geordie Times, who said at the start of the season that a 7th place finish woz just aboot possible!

Again we played well and fought for every baall with a 'high press', which Chelseee couldn't cope with!

The goal came near the mid-point of the 2nd half at The Gallowgate End, which nearly took the roof of the stadium az the noise woz deafenin'!

NUFC are now unbeaten in 10 Premyaa Leegue games!

Lang may it continue az we reach the World Cup break and a guaranteed Champions Leegue 3rd place for Xmas Day! (We were rock bottom last Xmas!)

If we are still in that 3rd position or just one lower by the January transfor  window, then 'Steady Eddie' will have an ace card to persuade quality players to join us in a push for Champions Leegue qualification ---whereaz last January aall he had woz a joker card to persuade players to join a relegation battle!

Happy days indeed for The Toon Army, the players and the owners of wor great club! 

Attendance: 52,264 (3,200 p*ssed off Chelseee fans!)

THE PLAYERS DEE A LAP OF HONOUR AT THE END OF THE MATCH!

HAPPY FANS LEAVE THE GROOND!

AND IN THE DRESSIN' ROOM POST MATCH!

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FOR 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE CHELSEEE MATCH THE BBC PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ON IT'S WEBSITE THAT THERE WOULD BE A SPORTS WASHING PROTEST BY NUFC FANS AGAINT THE SAUDI TAKEOVER BEFORE AND AFTER THAT GAME!

AFTER THE MATCH THE ARTICLE HAD MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED???----I WONDER WHY ???????

 

THE TOON V CHELSEEE P*SS POTTERS ** THIS EVENIN!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 12th Novembaa 2022

 SJP FROM THE CHINKEEEZ ARCH IN CHINATOON

NUFC gan into today's last game before the World Cup break, lookin for a 6th win 'on the spin' to consolidate wor 3rd position in the Premyaa Leegue table til Xmas at least! 

We are unbeaten in wor last 10 games in aall competitions, with just one undesorved loss in the last 18 games (Includin the last 2 games from last season!) 

Callum Wilson iz sufferin from illness and most likely won't feature and record signin' Isak iz still injured!

Since 'Steady Eddie' took the reins just ower a year ago, The Toon have lost just 3 home games---against Livaapoool, Man City and "er!" CAMBRIDGE in the FA Cup!!! (And just 2 this calendar year!--Livaapoool and Cambridge!) So! Livaaapoool are the anly team to beat us in a Premyaa Leegue game at SJP in 2022! (ONE defeat in 16!)

It's a '5:30 bells' kick off for live telly and it will be a tough game against the P*ss Potter's X1, which of course iz a complete selloot!

A full 'Geordie Times' match report will appear here sometime on Sunday!

Az per usual  "Watch this space!"

TOON TREBLE HAT-TRICK!

 Posted '5:00pm bells' Friday 11th Novembaa 2022

THE 3 LIONS!

PLAYER OF THE MONTH!

MANAGER OF THE MONTH!

GOAL OF THE MONTH!

 

THE POPE'S 3RD PENALTY SAVE V PALLISS FOR HIZ HAT-TRICK!