NUFC TELLY TIMES FOR AUGUST AND SEPTEMBER

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 6th July 2022

The live telly games have been published for August and September.

The Toon have been picked for 4 games oot of the 8!

AUGUST

Sat 6th:The Friar Tuck Mob of Nottingham at SJP (3 bells) NE TELLY

Sat 13th: Ne Where Near Brightin at The Amex (3 bells) NE TELLY

Sun 21st: The Blue Moonies of Mancland at SJP (4:30 bells) SKY

Wed 24th?: Leegue Cup 2nd roond (Opponents and venue not known yet) 

Sun 28th: Wolverhampton Wanabeez at Molineux (2 bells) SKY

Wed 31st: The Liverbirds at Anfield (8 bells) BT

SEPTEMBER

Sat 3rd: Cristil Palliss at SJP (3 bells) NE TELLY

Sun 11th: The Jellied Eels Mob of West Ham at London Stadium (2 bells) SKY

Sat 17th: Bournemoooth at SJP (3 bells) NE TELLY

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WORKY TICKET CHAOS!

 Posted '1:00pm bells' Tuesday 5th July 2022

THE QUEUE SNAKED ROOND THE CORNER AZ FAR AZ THE STRAWBERRY BOOZER!

TOTAL CHAOS!

*Cannit beleeeve that NUFC havvint given priority to season ticket holders to buy their own seats for wor 2 pre season friendlies at SJP!

Mee mate 'Tex' had to wait 2 hours in the queue to get his and my tickets this mornin! (Leazes End---take it or leave it, he woz told!)

Massive queues online az well (Estimated 20,000) and one mate 'Big Al' (not the sheet metal workers son!) waited an hour to be told that somebody had bought hiz seat in The East Stand---and so he will have to sit somewhere else in the stand instead!

Phone lines are jammed az well!

Total chaos for puttin seats on sale to anybody!

There will be 'hell on' for certain!

MAINZ 05 IN AUSTRIA COULD BE OFF

 Posted '5:00pm bells' Munday 4th July 2022

DIVVINT BOOK ANYTHING YET FOR NUFCs GAME V MAINZ!

News hgaz just reached The Geordie Times that wor friendly v Mainz 05 of Jawmany in Austria on Munday 18th July could be cancelled coz of concerns of some of their fans aboot the structure of the NUFC ownership!

So pleeze pleeze don't book any flights etc until we find oot exactly wot iz happenin'!

WOT A CARRY ON!

BOTMAN ANGEL!

 Posted '1:00pm bells' Saturday 2nd July 2022

It's now OFFICIAL!---Sven Botman's £35 million transfor iz complete! The 22year old Dutch defender haz signed a 5 year deal and will wear the number 4 shirt this season!

 

*We've said it before---and we'll say it again----The Geordie Times won't print stories of possible new signings, until they are standin' on the SJP pitch in a black n white top, wavin' a Toon scarf above their heeds!---Then we know that it's 'cast in stone'!

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A LONDON BRIDGE SOLUTION???

 Posted '4:00pm🔔 bells' Friday 1st July 2022

In the 1960's London Bridge woz dismantled brick by brick and transported to the USA and reassembled!

Surely this could be done with Leazes Terrace !(reputedly owned by a Saudi company?) and moved to a location nearby!?

The East Stand could then be extended!

Are yoo readin' this PIF!?

And here's another solution!!!⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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NEW GROONDS IN AUSTRIA FOR 'THE NUFC MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPERS'!

 Posted 12:34pm bells Wedinzday 29th Joon 2022

"A GROOND AND VIEW TO DIE FOR!"

2 more pre season games have been added to the list of NUFC games! (3, if yoo included a behind closed doors game v Gatesheed on Saturday 15th July)

Then, we travel to Austria where we play Jawman (German) side Munich 1860 at the 1,500 capacity Saalfelder Arena, home of FC Pinzgau Saalfelden, on Friday 15th July with a '6:00 bells' kick off (local time)      

And then the followin Munday we play another Jawman side, Mainz at the 4,500 capacity Kufstein Arena, aalso in Austria, for wor 2nd pre season friendly in a '5:00pm bells' kick off! (The home of FC Kufstein) ⬇️

"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"

"TOON!--TOON--BLACK N WHITE ARMY!"

Not anly have we never been to these groonds, we have NEVER seen The Toon play in Austria eethaa!

Both groonds offer fab views of The Alps in the backgroonds and we are lookin to gan to both games! (If possible?)(ie: Will we be able to get in?)

More to follow on aall this in the comin' few days!

"NOON ARMY!"

 Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Tuesday 28th Joon 2022

Saudi Arabian company 'NOON' are NUFC's shirt sleave sponsors for the new season!

Very appropriate az we normally put new posts oot at 'high noon bells'!

THE MAGICAL MYSTERY PUB CRAWL TOUR 2021-2022 (PART 7)

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 26th Joon 2022

*PART 7 *** JANUARY 2022 *** JUST 1 AWAY GAME AND 2 PUBS VISITED *** RUNNIN TOTAL 46

*LEEDZ V NUFC

45: BREWERY TAP, LEEDS

46: FRIENDS OF HAM, LEEDS

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BOTMAN DEAL IMMINENT!

 Posted '1:30pm bells' Saturday 25th Joon 2022

"DA! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA!--- BOT---MAN!"

News reaches 'The Geordie Times' that anothaa defender iz due to join NUFC! After protracted and exhaustin' negotiations, Sven Botman haz agreed to join us in a deal worth £35 million to sellin club Lille of France!

A 5 year contract haz been mentioned for the 22 year old Dutch International and he iz due to arrive in Geordieland on Munday for a medical!

This brings wor total 'spend' on defenders this year to £71 million with Kieran Trippier, Dan Burn and Matt Targett aalready on board!  Add on wor new goalie Nick Pope for £10 million and the total defensive 'wall' comes to £81 million so far! (The same az wot Moan U payed for Harry Maguire!)

More signings are in 'the offing' and a striker remains a top priority!

We will of course bring yoo any news on 'that'!   So az per usual, "Watch this space!" 

NO POPE IN ROME! *** HE'Z AT 'WOR' HOME!

 Posted '7:34pm🔔 bells' Thorzday 23rd Joon 2022

*News that Ing-er-land goalie Nick Pope haz signed for NUFC from 'The Bornley Hillbillies' on a 4 year contract for £10 million, haz reached The Geordie Times! 

The 30 year old stopper iz wor 2nd pormanent signin of the close season and iz a great edition to 'Steady Eddie's squad and some competition for Martin Dubravka, who we assume will be 2nd choice now! 

Toon fans have aalready ordered their rosary beads to welcome him to SJP!

     *WHITE SMOKE             CONFIRMATION!