AND THEN THERE WERE TWO!

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Saturday 10th July 2021

NO GO FOR TOON FANS!

Harrogate have joined York in bannin' Toon fans from their groond on Sunday week!

Both games are at the same time ('2:00 🔔s') yet we cannit gan to eethaa!! (The 25 man forst team squad will split into two and send half to each game!) (thats 12 and a half!)

Anly Harrogate season ticket holders can gan and they must apply in person at their ticket office on Munday to get one!

However! We will play there again in October when wor U21s gan there in the Papa John's Trophy!

'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' are still attempting to get into York's new groond next week, but we have been unsuccessful so far in gettin tickets!

(We have been to Harrogate before for a friendly a canny few years ago, so nee attempt to get tickets for that one have been made!)

We can anly hope that this 'trend' doesn't set a president for forthcomin away Premyaa Leegue games?

A 'BASKET CASE' STRIP!

 Posted '12:20 pm🔔bells' Friday 9th July 2021

NUFC have just released their new home shirt and goalie shirt in front of a load of blue storage baskets! 

The question iz? Where have aall the stripes gone?

Just ONE black stripe doon the middle looks horrendous, if yoo ask us!

A very appropriate photo shoot!---Whoever designed it must be 'A 🧺basket case'!

Footnote:

Basket case meaning: Someone or something regarded as not very good!

7 HEAVEN!

 Posted 'high noon🔔bells' Thorsday 8th July 2021

GUESS WHO THEY SUPPORT!

KANE AND ABLE!

On the 7th day of the 7th month Ing-er-land progressed to the final of the Euros with a deserved 2-1 victory!

An OG equaliser after the Danes had taken the lead---and a dodgy penalty were decisive, when Harry Kane came to the rescue and scored a rebound after hiz pen woz parried away by Schmeichel-- straight to hiz feet and he said "thank you very much!" to win the game 2-1 in extra time

The NUFC coach Graeme Jones iz part of Southgate's backroom team!---Well done Graeme mate!

The final iz on Sunday neet and yours truly haz taken a days holiday on Munday, az I will be incapable of drivin that day--whatever the result v The I-ties!

"HOWAY  ING'LAND!"

TOONIGHTS THE NIGHT!

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Wedinzday 7th July 2021

"SEVEN HEAVEN?"

Today iz the 7th day of the 7th month, but will Ing-er-land be in 7 heaven tooneet at approximately '10:00 🔔s'?

(Or much later if the game v 🇩🇰Denmark gans to extra time and pens!)

The prize iz a final against the 'I-ties' at Wembley on Sunday

Aa will be watching and listening to it on mee mobile and 🚚truck radio az aa travel back up the M1 and A1 to Tyneside. (Watchin', when aa stop for a break of course, at Woodall services on the M1 at aroond aboot '8:00 bells'

At least the roads will be quiet!

"HOWAY ING,LIND!"

EPL EXTENTION GRANTED!----LEEEDZ GAME ON THE TELLY!

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Tuesday 6th July 2021

Yet more delayin' tactics from Masters and Co!

Justice Roth haz granted the Premyaa Leegue a 7 day extention in the arbitration case against NUFC!

Thorsday July 22nd iz the day it due to start now--and not before time! (Alledgedleeee!)

Meeenwhile wor Premyaa Leegue home game v Leeedz haz been chosen for live 📺telly on Friday 17th September with an '8:00 🔔s kick off!

IT'S NOT OWER YET!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 5th July 2021

If anybody thought that the NUFC takeower woz dead in the waataa, and that the consortium had waalked away a year ago, last July---- then fink again!

Amanda Staveley, wor chairwoman in waiting, haz released a statement into the "NO comment!" statements repeatedly issued by the EPL-- proof that the PCP Capital Partners takeower haz NOT been abandoned by the Saudis, Amanda and the Reuben brothers!

An alleged offender, when asked questions by detectives, will reply "NO comment!" to repeated questioning, which iz exactly wot the EPL iz doing! (ie: they are crooks az well!)

There iz still hope that it will eventually happen after 18 long months of torture!

Put it this way! Why would she bother to ✍write such a letter if they HAD waalked away???

Below iz Amanda's letter to Tracey Crouch the Conservitive minister who iz chairing the fan led review to sport!

MEHRDAD IZ AMANDA'Z HUSBAND

ING-ER-LAND EXPECTED!-----AND THEY CAME UP WITH THE GOODS!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 4th July 2021

   TOON FANS IN ROME! 

   (The Bender Squad!)

"UKRAINE TAKE THE KANE!"🦯

An unexpected 4-0 demolition of The Ukraine lifts Ing-er-land into the semi final of the Euros, where we will play Denmark on Wedinzday neet for a place in the final at Wembley next Sunday, against eethaa Spain or Italy, who meet in the othaa semi on Tuesday!

Ukraine were hit by a hurriKane (sic!) az a Harry Kane brace and one each from Maguire and henderson, sealed the magnificent win in Rome in front of a 21,000,000 BBC audience, (and a few in Rome!)

Well done lads and best of luck on Wedinzday!

COMMUNICATIONS BREAKDOON!

 Posted '12:35pm bells' Friday 2nd July 2021

NUFC have complained that the EPL haven't been open with them and there iz nee transparency in regard to the takeower, yet the very same club says nowt to the loyal fans aboot season ticket renewals, new players, or anything else for that matter!

Below iz a club statement condemning the secrecy of the arbitration!

A bit rich from a club that stays silent itself!---isn't it just! 

The NUFC Supporters Trust have aalso wrote a letter in response!

ANOTHAA FRIENDLY ADDED TO PRE-SEASON

 Posted 'high noon bells' Thorsday 1st July 2021

News reaches The Geordie Times (2 days late!) that yet anothaa Yorkshire friendly haz been added to the list, makin a total of 5 pre season friendlies in the coonty!  

We will travel to the Keepmoat Stadium, Doncaster on Friday 23rd July for a '7:00 bells' kick off (Or at least the team will travel, az there iz nee news if away fans will be allowed to attend?)

Meeenwhile Rafa haz signed for Evaatin and good luck to him, with the hostility of their fans to contend with!

The NUFC takeower saga drags on and we have nee idea wethaa it will be succesful or not?

If it isn't, then we are stuck with the same manager, owner and nee new players (so far) and yet anothaa top flight survival battle iz on the cards, if this nightmare scenario happens!

We shall soon find oot me 'finks'!

STOP PRESS! '3:00pm bells'

A home friendly v Nohrich haz been added to the list

Saturday August 7th with a '2:00 🔔bells' kick off!

THE AWAY DAY NIGHTMARE CONTINUES INTO A 3RD SEASON!

 Posted 📫'high noon 🔔bells' Tuesday 29th Joon 2🥶21

News that York City have been forced to deny entry to Toon fans in wor forthcoming friendly next month at their new groond, haz sent shock waves through 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' fan base!!! (See above!)

Indeed, anly 2,000 home fans will be allowed into their 8,500 capacity stadium, denyin them much needed revenue! (Some mad-sad groundhoppers (includin' 'me') have even looked at prices of York season tickets to get in, but were put off, az they are nearly £300 for an adult!)

York, would of course 💘love to welcome up to 3,000 of us, but The City of York advisory committee have said that 6,500 seats must remain empty for them to receive a safety covid certificate!

Pure 😠madness if yoo ask us, az huge 60,000 plus crowds are to be allowed into Wembley for the Euro semi finals in the very same week! (Many of them from othaa European countries!)

Nothing makes sense anymore in this 🤪crazy mixed up country!🥶

Meeenwhile--and taakin of Wembley---there's a certain Euro game there at '5:00 bells' toonet when Ing-er-land take on Jawmany for a place in the qwaataa finals!---In front of 45,000 fans! Where's the logic??? (nee Jawmans allowed!)

Ing-er-🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿land expects!

Updated '10:30am bells' Wedinzday

For once Ing-er-land didn't let us doon and won 2-0 with goals from Sterling and Kane to set up a qwaataa final with The Ukraine on Saturday neet!

Ing-er-land expected and delivered!!!