"SAY NO MORE!"

 Posted 1:42pm bells' Munday 10th August 2020

The front page of today's Ronny-Gill'! 

We are now into week 19 of the takeower saga!

"ZZZZZZZZzzzzz!"😴

Updated 6:50pm bells

At the time of writing an unbelievable 105,000 fans have signed the petition demanding an inquiry into the takeower debacle---Thats DOUBLE the capacity of St. James' Park!

Aalso 7,000 have written to their MPs and 40 of them have sent letters to the Premyaa Leegue's Richard 'Disasters' Masters demanding answers!

Wor Prime Minister Boris Johnson haz aalso written a letter in support of an inquiry!

Wor beleaguered owner The Fat Controller iz working frantically behind the scenes to get the deal back on the table!

For once the entire fanbase of NUFC agrees with him 100%!

"100,000 REASONS TO BELIEVE!"

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 9th August 2020

"WOT!--EVEN RAFFA HAZ SIGNED IT!"

We have finally done it! ONE HUNDRED THOOOSAND SIGNATURES to demand an enquiry to the Premyaa Leegue's total silence az to wether the takeower deal will be approved, or not!

Even the prime minister haz DEMANDED ANSWERS from Richard Masters and hiz cronies at the PL

The 100,000 signatures (now 101,500 actually!) will trigger an inquiry to the 18 week farce! Even Raffa Benitez and Richard Masters have signed it (Obviously some 'jokers' will join in!)

Amanda Staveley haz tweeted that the takeower consortium are totally owerwhelmed and 'humbled' by wor undyin' support for them!

Watch this space intentleee for future developments!

AALL THE EIGHTS!---EIGHTY EIGHT!

Posted '12:41pm bells' Saturday 8th August 2020

On this day 32 years ago NUFC played a friendly at Dens Park, Dundee!

Below iz this epic story of the trip way back on the 8th of the 8th, 88!

Footnote: Sadly we hear that one of the Toon fans briefly mentioned in the story caalled 'Budgie', passed away last week!

R.I.P BUDGIE

"YES PRIME MINISTER!"

 Posted '9:41am bells' Saturday 8th August 2020

WOW! Even Boris has got involved now!

96,000 plus have now signed the petition demanding answers to the Premyaa Leegue's farcical 18 week non decision on the takeower of NUFC!

MPs ACROSS THE SPECTRUM BACK AN ENQUIRY!

Posted '10:45am bells' Friday 7th August 2020

REPLIES FROM NORTH EAST MPs CONSTITUENCIES 

WHERE NUFC FANS LIVE!

An overwhelming number of MPs across the spectrum, have received ower 6,000 emails/letters from Toon fans, demanding answers to the Premyaa Leegue's complete silence ower the NUFC takeower saga, which iz now in its 18th week!

There are too many to mention, but we have printed some of the MPs replies to constituents unhappy above the non progress of events below! (At least 23 MPs have now written to The Premyaa Leegue!)

And with ower 90,000 signin' a petition in the last week, demandin' answers to the farce, we are well on the way to the 'target' of 100,000 signatures!

SIGN THIS PETITION NOW! 87,500 so far, have! *** TARGET: 100,000!

Posted '2:22pm bells' Saturday 1st August 2020 (32,000 signed!)
Updated 10:10am bells Sunday 2nd August 2020 (41,500 signed!)

'9:09pm bells' Sunday 2nd August 2020 (50,000 signed!)

'9:40pm bells' Munday 3rd August 2020 (66,000 signed!)

'9:00pm bells' Tuesday 4th August 2020 (76,000 signed!)

'9:10pm bells' Wedinzday 5th August 2020 (83,000 signed!)

'9:30pm bells' Thorsday 6th August 2020 (87,500 signed!)

The NUFC takeower fiasco has infuriated all Toon fans and a petition to 'Boris' and the UK government to ask for an investigation and inquiry into The Premyaa Leegue's total disregard for everybody, iz now deein the rounds!

Gan to:      http:/chng.it/9fF2V2cj

So far a MAGnificent 87,500 have signed it, includin 'The Geordie Times' (of course!) and are now well ower three qwaataaz of the way to 100,000 target!

Former Toon players have aalso signed, including: Rob Lee, Robbie Elliott, Faustino Asprilla, Gavin Peacock, Micky Quinn and Michael Chopra!

In the last 24 hours alone a forthaa 4,500 have added their support!

That's 35,000 more than the capacity of St. James' Park! 

Meeenwhile! A forthaa 6,000 Toon fans have written to their local MPs demandin' answers!

TOON FANS PROTEST OOTSIDE PL HQ!

This is not just aboot NUFC!
ANY club ootside the so caalled 'top 6', who could be taken ower by a very rich benefactor,  is likely to be challenged, as the 'elite teams' dont want anybody ootside their 'exclusive club', to join!

Are yoo listenin' Evertin fans?, are yoo listenin' West Ham fans?, are yoo listenin' Leedz fans?, are yoo listenin' Villa fans?--- the list of 'so caalled' 'lesser clubs' gans on and on!

Pleeeze sign it (whoever's yoo support!) to show your disgust at the way it has been handled ower the last 17 weeks!

We will update this every day until the 'target' of 100,000 iz (hopefully!) reached?----at this rate, less than a week from now!

^"THEIR FUTURE IZ IN WOR HANDS!"^

🎵ANY ANY ANY JOE BRYAN!🎵

Posted '1:32pm bells' Wedinzday 5th August 2020

Fulim'z 2-1 win v Brentfaad last neet meenz that The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers WONT miss oot on a new groond next season in The Premyaa Leegue az we have been to Fulim'z Craven Cottage groond before(of course), but NOT Brentfaad'z new groond, which they will play in next season!

(Joe Bryan got both goals to send Fulim back to the Premyaa)

If Brentfaad had won, then we probably wouldn't have been able to gan coz games are behind closed doors until forthaa notice!  

In my case, it would have meant missin a competitive Toon game on a new groond for the first time in 41 years---So that iz the 'selfish' reason I am delighted that Fulim won!

'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' have been to every othaa top fight groond, so it's great news that we wont miss oot, even if we cant gan to the othaa groonds, due to 'the bat out of hell's pandemic!

I can feel a song comin on!

🎵Any Joe Bryan, any Joe Bryan,, any, any, any, Joe Bryan!

Who put the baall in the Brentfaad net?

Joe Bryan!, Joe Bryan!

"COME ON FUL-IM!"

Posted '11:20am bells' Tuesday 4th August 2020

The Championship play off final takes place tooneet at an empty Wembley and 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' will be rooting for Fulim, rather than Brentfaad!

The reason is simple!  Next season Brentfaad move to a new stadium and there iz a very real possibility that away fans wont be allowed at aall!

Its 41 years since 'yours truely' last missed a competitive Toon game on a new groond and Brentford's promotion would end that record!

Fulim of course still play at Craven Cottage where we have been many times before and to miss that away game would be far less painful!

For that 'selfish' reason alone we want Fulim to win!

"Come on Ful-im!"

Full time score to follow!🤞

Updated '10:10pm bells'

2-0 to FULIM ! WOR NEW GROONDS RECORD REMAINS INTACT FOR NEXT SEASON! (Er! until the 'cup draws' are made!)

"IT COULD ANLY HAPPEN TO 'US'!"

Posted '7:45pm bells' Groundhog day 2020!

Updated on Friday '10:00am bells!

*I nearly crashed mee truck az I passed Wetherby at '3:30 bells' yesterday afternooon when I hord the news on the radio!

We must aall back Amanda Staveley to see if the deal can be resurrected!

"LET'S BACK AMANDA!"💖

"COME ON YOO SWANZ!"

Posted '7:56am bells' Wedinzday 29th July 2020
Updated '9:47pm bells'

SWANZEE'Z MASCOT
'CEDRIC THE SWAN!'

The 2nd leg of the Championship play off semi final takes place tooneet between Brentfaad and Swanzee at Griffin Park!

And 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' will be rooting for The Swanz who have a 1-0 lead from the 1st leg!
The reason we want Swanzee to win is simple!
We've been to The Liberty Stadium before, but Brentfaad are playin their last ever game at their present groond and are moving a mile doon the road to a new stadium next season!

This meenz that if THEY win promotion, NUFC will be playin at their new home next season and yoo can bet your bottom dollar that we will get them away orly in the season!

Az fans will still not be able to attend games til at least October, this would meen that we would be denied a new groond, to tick off wor list!

Personally, I have to gan back 41 years for the last time I missed a competitive NUFC 1st team game on a NEW GROOND and for this reason alone, I divvint want them to be promoted!

"COME ON YOO SWANZ!"

Updated '9:47pm bells'
Devastatin' news for 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' 😭
az Brentfaad won 3-1, to gan through to the final on Sunday, where they will play eethaa Fulim or Cardiff, for a place in the Premyaa Leegue!