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Tuesday, 26 June 2018
THE ARSEHOLES 'ARSE IT UP' BIG STYLE!
Posted just after 'high noon bells' Tuesday 26th Joon 2018
Normally 'The Geordie Times' duzzint mention othaa clubs!--BUT!--we just couldn't resist it!😅
Normally 'The Geordie Times' duzzint mention othaa clubs!--BUT!--we just couldn't resist it!😅
Monday, 25 June 2018
"7 DAYS TO GAN!"---"AND COONTIN'!"
Posted '1:40pm bells' Munday 25th Joon 2018
With just one week to gan before 'The Toon' retorn for pre-season trainin', we are still me nearer naa-in if 'Rafa the Gaffa' will stay or gan!
With just one porminent transfor in the window so far (the porminent signin' of on loan goalie Martin Dubravka), anothaa season of struggle iz in the offing!
The silence from wor beloved? owner and MD? Iz deafenin' once again!
'The Fat Controller's' statement ower a year ago (the last time we hord him speak!), that he wants a major trophy or Champions Leegue place before he departs iz laughable to say the least!
(He woz recently compared with North Koree-aa'z dictator Kim Jong-un!) >>>>>
If thats the case and with minimal spendin', he will be with us for a very lang time indeed!
Yet again the end of season optimism haz been replaced by dispair az the new season fast approaces!!!
Transfor latest:
IN: Martin Dubravka! <(that's 'IT' so far, folks!)
WOR 'BELOVED'? OWNER!
HAZZENT SPOKEN FOR OWER A YEAR!
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With just one week to gan before 'The Toon' retorn for pre-season trainin', we are still me nearer naa-in if 'Rafa the Gaffa' will stay or gan!
With just one porminent transfor in the window so far (the porminent signin' of on loan goalie Martin Dubravka), anothaa season of struggle iz in the offing!
The silence from wor beloved? owner and MD? Iz deafenin' once again!
 |
WOR 'BELOVED'? MD
(HAVE YOO EVER HORD HIM SPEAK?)
|
'The Fat Controller's' statement ower a year ago (the last time we hord him speak!), that he wants a major trophy or Champions Leegue place before he departs iz laughable to say the least!(He woz recently compared with North Koree-aa'z dictator Kim Jong-un!) >>>>>
If thats the case and with minimal spendin', he will be with us for a very lang time indeed!
Yet again the end of season optimism haz been replaced by dispair az the new season fast approaces!!!
Transfor latest:
IN: Martin Dubravka! <(that's 'IT' so far, folks!)
"FROM RUSHAA WITH LUV!"
Posted 11:15am bells Munday 25th Joon 2018
TOON FANS IN RUSHAA!
TOON FANS IN RUSHAA!
THE RUSHIN BRANCH OF THE
TOON ARMY MEET ALAN SHEARER!
THE NORTH SHEELDZ BRANCH OF
THE TOON ARMY!
(RED SQUARE, MOSCOW)
Sunday, 24 June 2018
"WHEY AYE! FIVE 'O'!" and "THE JOY OF SIX!"
Posted 1:55pm bells' from The Leazes End Club ( behind St. James' Park) Sunday 24th Joon 2018
Half time in Rushaa
Ing-er-land 5 Panaamar 0
*Updated '2:55pm bells'
Full time
Ing-er-land 6 Panaamar 1 !
Half time in Rushaa
Ing-er-land 5 Panaamar 0
 |
| "STONE THE CROWS!"---JOHN STONES HEEDS ING-ER-LAND INTO THE LEAD! |
*Updated '2:55pm bells'
Full time
Ing-er-land 6 Panaamar 1 !
ING-ER-LAND EXPECTS!
Posted '10:42am bells' Sunday 24th Joon 2018
At '1:00pm bells' today Ing-er-land play Panaamar in the World Cup and a win will propel them into the knockoot stages!
After stumblin against Tune-issy-aa with a last minute winner (Belgim slaughted them yesterday!) it iz an eezy game against the groups weakest team!
Lets hope it doesnt end in tears yet again!)
(Not yet anyway!)
Eyes glued to the big screens this afternooon with 'liquid lubrications' a plenty!
Updated much later!
The Geordie Times said it wud be an eezy game and we were REET! (JUST!)
At '1:00pm bells' today Ing-er-land play Panaamar in the World Cup and a win will propel them into the knockoot stages!
After stumblin against Tune-issy-aa with a last minute winner (Belgim slaughted them yesterday!) it iz an eezy game against the groups weakest team!
Lets hope it doesnt end in tears yet again!)
(Not yet anyway!)
Eyes glued to the big screens this afternooon with 'liquid lubrications' a plenty!
Updated much later!
The Geordie Times said it wud be an eezy game and we were REET! (JUST!)
Friday, 22 June 2018
"THE MIND BOGGLES!"
Posted '1:22pm bells' Friday 22nd Joon 2018
NUFC U21's are to play in the Chekatrade Trophy again next season!
Wor resorve side, alang with othaa top flight and Championship resorve sides, will play against the 1st teams who are in Leegue 1 and Leegue 2
Its a 4 team mini leegue and last season wor resorves played against the 1st teams of Oldim, Port Vale and Crewe Alex!
Like last season, aall games must be played away from home at the lower leegue clubs groonds
The possiblity that we could be drawn against the SMB's haz crossed wor minds!
Can yoo imagine it---sund'lind's FORST TEAM v The Toon's RESORVES!😅
THE MIND BOGGLES!
NUFC U21's are to play in the Chekatrade Trophy again next season!
Wor resorve side, alang with othaa top flight and Championship resorve sides, will play against the 1st teams who are in Leegue 1 and Leegue 2
Its a 4 team mini leegue and last season wor resorves played against the 1st teams of Oldim, Port Vale and Crewe Alex!
Like last season, aall games must be played away from home at the lower leegue clubs groonds
The possiblity that we could be drawn against the SMB's haz crossed wor minds!
Can yoo imagine it---sund'lind's FORST TEAM v The Toon's RESORVES!😅
THE MIND BOGGLES!
Wednesday, 20 June 2018
"12 DAYS TO GAN!"----"AND COONTIN'!"
Posted '1:11pm bells' Wednesday 20th Joon 2018
There are just 12 days til Toon players report back for pre season trainin' and not a single transfor haz been made (apart from on loan goalie Dubravka, who haz signed a pormanent deal!)
The question on everybody's lips---IZ!---will Rafa's patience finally run oot and heed for the exit door!?
Only one person can make sure that he DOESN'T!
(Are yoo readin' this 'Fat Controller'!?)
There are just 12 days til Toon players report back for pre season trainin' and not a single transfor haz been made (apart from on loan goalie Dubravka, who haz signed a pormanent deal!)
The question on everybody's lips---IZ!---will Rafa's patience finally run oot and heed for the exit door!?
Only one person can make sure that he DOESN'T!
(Are yoo readin' this 'Fat Controller'!?)
Monday, 18 June 2018
A BARROW LOAD OF TROUBLE!
Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 18th Joon 2018
Havin aalready booked the flight on the Munday mornin' of July 16th to Dublin for wor forst team game against St.Patricks Athletic on the Tuesday, we then find oot that wor U23s are playin' at Barrow on the Munday we travel to Dublin!
Az a'v nevaa been to Barrow's groond before, which iz a former leegue groond, it woz with long thought and careful consideration (aboot 5 seconds!) that I decided to 'bin' the flight to Dublin and catch the train to Barrow instead on the same day!
After the match in Barrow it's anothaa train orly the next mornin to Holyhead via Warrington---and then onward by ferry to Dublin!
A bit of a carry on, but bein a former leegue side, Barrow's Holker Street groond iz one a'v aalways wanted to tick off 'mee list'!
'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' await with trepidation to anymore fixtures planned that may 'clash' with aalready booked travel arrangements!😨
Havin aalready booked the flight on the Munday mornin' of July 16th to Dublin for wor forst team game against St.Patricks Athletic on the Tuesday, we then find oot that wor U23s are playin' at Barrow on the Munday we travel to Dublin!
Az a'v nevaa been to Barrow's groond before, which iz a former leegue groond, it woz with long thought and careful consideration (aboot 5 seconds!) that I decided to 'bin' the flight to Dublin and catch the train to Barrow instead on the same day!
After the match in Barrow it's anothaa train orly the next mornin to Holyhead via Warrington---and then onward by ferry to Dublin!
A bit of a carry on, but bein a former leegue side, Barrow's Holker Street groond iz one a'v aalways wanted to tick off 'mee list'!
'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' await with trepidation to anymore fixtures planned that may 'clash' with aalready booked travel arrangements!😨
Thursday, 14 June 2018
NUFC FIXTURES 2018-2019
Posted '2:00pm bells' Thorsday 14th Joon 2018
"De Va Ju!"
Wor openin game of the new season iz at home to Sporz, which iz exactly the same az last season!
Then its The Taffy Noses away in their retorn to the top flight!
At Xmas time we are away to The Liverbirds on Boxin Day and at home to Moan U on New Years Day
Then in February we gan groundhoppin' to Sporz new abode, which iz next door to their old one!
Because of copyright laws we will publish the fixtures in Geordie Times 'cryptic code'
Of course many fixtures will be moved for live telly and we wont find that oot for anothaa 3 to 4 weeks!
Aall games (at present!) are Saturday '3 bells' kick offs, unless stated!
(We 'fink' that at least 25 of wor 38 games will be moved)
KEY: GOLD=HOME GAME PINK=AWAY GAME
2018 AUG
11 SPORZ H
18 THE TAFFY NOSES A
25 CHELSKI H
SEP
01 THE BLUE MOONIES A
15 THE ARSE H
22 THE CRYSTAL BAALLS A
29 THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE H
OCT
06 MOAN U A
20 NE WHERE NEAR BRIGHTIN H
27 SOOOTHAMPTON A
NOV
03 WOTFAAD H
10 BOURNEMOOOTH H
24 BORNLEE A
DEC
01 THE JELLIED EELS MOB H
05 (WED) THE TOFFEE NOSES A
08 WULVZZ H
15 'UDDERSFEEELD A
22 FULIM H
26 (WED) THE LIVERBIRDS A
29 WOTFAAD A
2019 JAN
01 MOAN U H
12 CHELSKI A
19 THE TAFFY NOSES H
30 (WED) THE BLUE MOONIES H
FEB
02 SPORZ A (NEW GROOND!)😁
09 WULVZZ A
23 'UDERSFEEELD H
27 (WED) BORNLEE H
MAR
02 THE JELLIED EELS MOB A
09 THE TOFFEE NOSES H
16 BOURNEMOOOTH A
30 THE ARSE A
APR
06 THE CRYSTAL BAALLS H
13 THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE A
20 SOOOTHAMPTON H
27 NE WHERE NEAR BRIGHTIN A
MAY
04 THE LIVERBIRDS H
12 (SUN) FULIM A
ST. JAMES' PARK FROM LEAZES PARK!
"De Va Ju!"
Wor openin game of the new season iz at home to Sporz, which iz exactly the same az last season!
Then its The Taffy Noses away in their retorn to the top flight!
At Xmas time we are away to The Liverbirds on Boxin Day and at home to Moan U on New Years Day
Then in February we gan groundhoppin' to Sporz new abode, which iz next door to their old one!
Because of copyright laws we will publish the fixtures in Geordie Times 'cryptic code'
Of course many fixtures will be moved for live telly and we wont find that oot for anothaa 3 to 4 weeks!
Aall games (at present!) are Saturday '3 bells' kick offs, unless stated!
(We 'fink' that at least 25 of wor 38 games will be moved)
KEY: GOLD=HOME GAME PINK=AWAY GAME
2018 AUG
11 SPORZ H
18 THE TAFFY NOSES A
25 CHELSKI H
SEP
01 THE BLUE MOONIES A
15 THE ARSE H
22 THE CRYSTAL BAALLS A
29 THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE H
OCT
06 MOAN U A
20 NE WHERE NEAR BRIGHTIN H
27 SOOOTHAMPTON A
NOV
03 WOTFAAD H
10 BOURNEMOOOTH H
24 BORNLEE A
DEC
01 THE JELLIED EELS MOB H
05 (WED) THE TOFFEE NOSES A
08 WULVZZ H
15 'UDDERSFEEELD A
22 FULIM H
26 (WED) THE LIVERBIRDS A
29 WOTFAAD A
2019 JAN
01 MOAN U H
12 CHELSKI A
19 THE TAFFY NOSES H
30 (WED) THE BLUE MOONIES H
FEB
02 SPORZ A (NEW GROOND!)😁
09 WULVZZ A
23 'UDERSFEEELD H
27 (WED) BORNLEE H
MAR
02 THE JELLIED EELS MOB A
09 THE TOFFEE NOSES H
16 BOURNEMOOOTH A
30 THE ARSE A
APR
06 THE CRYSTAL BAALLS H
13 THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE A
20 SOOOTHAMPTON H
27 NE WHERE NEAR BRIGHTIN A
MAY
04 THE LIVERBIRDS H
12 (SUN) FULIM A
"HAVE YOO EVER SEEN A mACKEM IN MOSCOW?"
Posted '4:00am bells' Thorsday 14th Joon 2018
"From Rushaa with Luz!"
The World Cup kicks off in Moscow @ '4 bells' this afternoon in the MAGnificent Luzhniki Stadium, which will aalso host the final!
'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' have of course been there before (az yi'd expect!) when we played Anzi Makhachkala in the Europa Leegue (roond of 16) in a near desorted stadium az Anzi play in a war zone 1,000 miles away to the east of Moscow! (hence why the game woz played there!)
In total 73 Toon fans managed to get visas plus 30 Russians who aalso supported us!
The crowd woz 5,000 or so in this 78,000 seater stadium!
Below iz a match report from that game (ground 298 on the list!)
"From Rushaa with Luz!"
RED SQUARE, MOSCOW
The World Cup kicks off in Moscow @ '4 bells' this afternoon in the MAGnificent Luzhniki Stadium, which will aalso host the final!
'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' have of course been there before (az yi'd expect!) when we played Anzi Makhachkala in the Europa Leegue (roond of 16) in a near desorted stadium az Anzi play in a war zone 1,000 miles away to the east of Moscow! (hence why the game woz played there!)
In total 73 Toon fans managed to get visas plus 30 Russians who aalso supported us!
The crowd woz 5,000 or so in this 78,000 seater stadium!
Below iz a match report from that game (ground 298 on the list!)
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