LATEST AWAY TRAVEL & TICKET NEWS!

Updated '2:30pm bells' Saturday 13th October 2012




"TIL DEATH US DO PART!"



Away bus travel bookins to the SMB game @ the SOS a week on Sunday are now bein' taken for those lucky enough to have a match ticket!
For the forst time ever a charge of five quid will be levied and fans must book their seats through the NUFC ticket office.

The 'luxury busses'? supplied by 'Alf' (see above!?) will leave Barrack Road ootside The Milburn Stand main entrance @ '11:00 bells' for the '1:30 bells' kick off!

Tickets for wor forthcomin' game against 'The Liverbirds' on Sunday 4th November  @ Anfield are on sale a @ a 'woppin' 48 quid for big kids! (the prices just gan up and up!), 36 quid for zimmerframites and 15 quid for sprogs under 17!
50 loyalty points are required.
Members sale from Monday 22nd (if there are any left!)



Tickets for Brugge away in Belgium on Thorsday 8th November are still on sale if yoo have 75 loyalty points---priced @ 33 quid---apply by next Sunday

HEEDBANGERS v CAMBRIDGE***LIVE TELLY THIS AFTERNOON!

Posted '2:50pm bells' Saturday 13th October 2012

If yoo are in desperate need of a 'futbaall fix' this afternooon because of wor inaction this weekend, then can we suggest a trip to that otha Tyneside team who play in black and white, namelee 'The Heedbangers of Gatesheed' who are in action @ The International Stadium @ '5:15 bells' against Cambridge United.

The game iz live on the 'Premier Sports Channel'

Admission, if yi fancy gannin, iz!----£14 for big kids, £9 for zimmerframeites and just 2 quid for sprogs
Footnote: the game ended 0-0!

ST JAMES' PARK FOR 132 YEARS!----AND AALWAYS WILL BE!

Posted '5:20pm bells' Wednesday 10th October 2012 

ST JAMES' PARK***1880-2012

The brilliant news haz nuw been conformed!----'Wonga' wor new sponsors will NOT rename the stadium 'The Bonga Wonga'!

It will stay 'ST JAMES' PARK' and az far az we are concerned it will aalways be by that name WHOEVER wor sponsors are in the future!

'Wonga' have come in for fierce criticism for bein' loan sharks!---but hang on a minute!---nebody iz holdin' a loaded revolver to anybodys heed to make them sign on the dotted line to tek oot a loan that they cannit afford to pay back!---are they???

'Wonga' are to invest in wor academy and have suggested that fans have a say in any new kit design, which makes sense az some of the strips we have had lately are horrendous, includin' wor new European 'high viz jacket coloured strip'!

'The Geordie Times' iz on the side of anybody who sees things from wor point of view!
"ST JAMES' PARK SINCE 1880!---and aalways will be!"

THE BONGA WONGA CONGA!?

Posted '5:20pm bells' Tuesday 9th October 2012

"THE TOON'S NEW 32,000,000 POOND SIGNIN'!"

News reaches 'The Geordie Times' through the grapevine that the finance lendin' company caalled 'WONGA' have signed a fower year deal with NUFC to be wor new sponsor for both the club shirt AND the namin' rights to St James' Park!--worth a reputed £8 million a season!

The mind boggled az to wot they might TRY and caall wor iconic stadium next, had they a mind to do so????
'THE BONGA WONGA' STADIUM perhaps???

And if we won the forst game under wor new name, we could have aallways done the!--- (WAIT FOR IT!!!)---'BONGA WONGA CONGA'!!! aroond the terraces to celebrate!!!---yi couldn't make it up!!!

They HAVE conformed, however!, that they intend to keep the St James' Park name, which can anly meeen good news! (IF it's TRUE???)

ST JAMES' PARK SINCE 1880
and aalways will be!

THE TOON 0 THE COCKNEY REDS of SALFORD 3

Posted '10:20am bells' Monday 8th October 2012


'THE TOON' ATTACK 'THE LEAZES END'
DURIN' THE 2nd HALF

In front of wor 2nd biggest crowd of the season, we had virtually lost the game in the forst qwaata of an hour @ The Leazes End, with two set piece corner goals from Jonny Evans and Patrice Evra  who were both completly unmarked, to put us on the backfoot for the rest of the match!

It could have been much, much, more az the visitors were 'on fire' and we simply couldn't cope with their relentless bombardment of wor goal!

Things had settled doon a bit in the last 15 minutes of the half but we couldn't find a way through their defence and we went in two doon at the break.

The key moment in the match came just five mins after the restart when Demba Ba hit 'the bar' and the baall came oot to Papiss Cisse who heeded goalwards and hiz effort seemed to cross the goal line az De Gea in the Cockney Reds goal clawed the baall oot!---It looked like a goal to us high up in level 7 of The Milburn Stand, but both the ref and linesman who were much closer, didn't think so and play waz waved on!

It waz 'game ower' in the 70th minute when a Tom Cleverley cross went straight into the top corner of the net az Steve Harper tried in vain to save it!

We shud have had a penalty when Cisse's shirt waz pulled in the box, but this waz just one of several controversial decisions that the ref Howard Webb got wrang and in total EIGHT players were booked, fower from each side!

Toon team: Harper, Santon, Williamson, Perch, Ferguson (Anita 63), Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Tiote (Bigiramana 80), Gutierrez, Ba, Cisse (Shola Ameobi 63)

Attendance: 52,203 (biggest crowd in Britain ower the weekend!) (3,000 noisy Cockney Reds who divvint seem to like Alan Shearer for some reason!????)  

THE TOON v THE COCKNEY REDS of SALFORD ***THIS AFTERNOOON!

Updated '8:40am bells' Sunday 7th October 2012

WE LAST MET @ ST JAMES' IN JANUARY THIS YEAR***
THE TOON WON 3-0!

This afternoon @ '4 bells' we face 'The Cockney Reds' for the 2nd time in 2 weeks, this time @ St James Park<(and aalways will be!)

A selloot crowd of 52,000 plus iz ny on a certainty and we can anly hope that we can repeat the form from Thorsday neet when we 'torned ower' 'The Bordeaux Winos' 3-0 in the Europa League.

The team of course will be much different to the startin' line up of three days ago, but a confident Toon Army will expect a good result come '6 bells'!
The game iz live on SKY telly!

Any team news we find oot we will bring to yoo straight away! (whey!---mebeez a few hours late anyway!)

MATCH REPORT TO FOLLOW MUCH LATER! 

I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS!

Posted '2:25pm bells' Friday 5th October 2012

Havin' just updated wor fixture list in the last few hours 'The Geordie Times' haz just foond oot that a fortha FIVE! Premya Leeeg games have been moved for live telly!---Two of them in the dreaded Monday neet slot, which we F*****' HATE!

The fixture changes are az follows:

Monday 3rd December 'The Blue Wigs' H @ '8 bells' SKY
Monday 10th December 'The Wacko Jacko Jivers' A @ '8 bells' SKY
Saturday 15th December 'The Blue Moonies' H @ '12:45 bells' SKY
Saturday 29th December 'The Arse' A @ '5:30 bells' ESPN
Wednesday 2nd January 2013 'The Toffee Noses' H @ '8 bells' SKY

A'm gannin oot 'on the hoy' nuw and will update the NUFC fixture list in the top toolbar later!
(MUCH LATER!)

SMB TICKETS SOLD OOOT!*********

Updated '11:45am bells' Friday 5th October 2012

RYAN TAYLORS WINNIN' GOAL @ THE SOS LAST SEASON!

Tickets for wor forthcomin' game later this month against the SMBs @ the SOS are nuw SOLD OOT! (allocation 2,400)

THE TOON 3 DE BORDEAUX 'WINOS' 0

Updated '10:35am bells' Friday 5th October 2012

THE TOON ATTACK THE LEAZES END

This waz a 'vintage' performance from The Toon who played once more in wor 'high viz' alumanus strips @ St James' last neet to beat the men from the wine capital of France 3-0

Wor prediction of a fifty/fifty team of resorve and forst team players waz 'spot on' and this waz withoot doubt wor best performance of the season!

We opened wor accoont in the 16th minute when Gabriel Obertan sent in a pin-point cross for an unmarked Shola Ameobi, who had the simple task of sidefootin' the baall into the net @ The Leazes End!

Wor lead waz doubled soon after with a spectacular own goal from Henrique, when he sliced his attempted clearance past hiz dispairin' keeper from a Danny Simpson cross!

It waz aroond aboot this time that fightin' broke oot in the visitors enclosure in the Leazes/East Stand corner. At forst we thought that some Toon idiots had infiltrated their 'end', but it torned oot that they were fightin' amongst themsels! (too much wine---no doubt!)

It waz soon time to pop the vintage wine corks worsels, however!--- when Demba Cisse roonded the game off with the final goal of the game when he convorted off the post at The Gallowgate End from an excellent Shane Ferguson cross!



ACTION @ THE GALLOWGATE END


To bee honest 'The Winos' were 'p*ss poor' which we didn't expect and if we were honest a draw at best, waz predicted by 'us' before the game!

With this win we are now top of wor group table!

Group 'D'
                    played W  D  L  F  A  Pts
THE TOON   2        1   1  0   3  0   4
Bordeaux---    2       1   0   1  4   3  3 
Brugge------   2        1   0   1  2  4   3
Maritimo---    2        0   1  1   0  2   1

Toon team: (as predicted!) Elliot (Harper 46) , Simpson, Perch, Williamson, Ferguson, Cabaye (Bigiramana 60), Tiote (Gosling 70), Anita, Obertan, Shola Ameobi, Cisse

Attendance:30,987---wor prediction of a crowd of between 30,000 and 32,000 beforehand waz aalso 'spot on'!
(aroond aboot 350 or so 'Winos' in the away end, who were completeleee suroonded by orange coated stewards!)

"A SIGN OF THE TIMES!"

     

THE TOON v DE BORDEAUX 'WINOS' *** TOONEET!

Updated '3:20pm bells' Thorsday 4th October 2012


"A 'VINTAGE' WINE CONNOISSEUR AND
BORDEAUX FAN PREDICTS THE SCORE!"
("HE DOESN'T SAY WHO TO--THOUGH?")

@ '8:05 bells' toneet we face the team from the French vintage wine capital, namely, 'The Girondins De Bordeaux Winos' (to give them their full title!) @ St James' Park in a Europa League group stage match.

We fully expected 'a half and half team' of resorve and forst team players to take the field az we play 'The Cockney Reds of Salford' on Sunday @ '4 bells' and az we aall naa by now the Premya League takes priority ower any cup games!

It will be interestin' to see the startin' line up toneet compared with next Sunday afternoon!?

The Geordie Times predicts a crowd aroond aboot the 30,000-32,000 mark? (see how far we are oot!) and lets hope we see a 'vintage' performance from The Toon! (sic!)
Match report to follow sometime tomorrow!

Both games are on live telly with 'The Bordeaux Winos' game on ESPN and 'The Cockney Reds' game on SKY

In otha news: NUFC have annooned that anly 50 loyalty points are now needed for a SMB ticket @ the SOS later this month and we've hord that we've anly got 2,400 tickets this time! (it gans doon every year!)
Meanwhile!---yoo still need 100 loyalty points for an away ticket @ Brugge! (allocation 1,400!)