THE CHELSEEE PENSIONERS V THE TOON **** SATURDAY TEATIME!

 Posted ‘high 🕛 noon 🛎️ bells’ Saturday 14th March 2026 on the train to King’s Cross in London

HERE’S A BRILLIANT MATCH PROGRAMME BETWEEN CFC AND NUFC FROM 112 YEARS AGO IN 1914** NOTE THAT THE CHELSEEE PENSIONER IZ HOLDIN UP A UNION JACK FLAG 🇬🇧 JUST AFTER THE START OF THE 1st WORLD WAR (1914-1918) THEY WERE NICKNAMED THE PENSIONERS BACK THEN! HENCE ‘THE CHELSEEE PENSIONERS’ IN WOR NAME FOR THEM NOW! *** NUFC WON 3-0 WITH HALL 2 AND HIBBERT SCORIN WOR GOALS IN FRONT OF A 20,000 CROWD AT STAMFORD BRIDGE ***AND NO!—-THE GEORDIE TIMES WASNT THERE THAT DAY! (WE MAY BE PAST WOR ‘SELL BY DATE’, BUT, WE’RE NOT THAT OLD!)

NUFC have 3 bogey groonds in the Premyaa Leegue and Stamford Bridge iz one of them, alang with The Ethiad Stadium and Anfield!

We have won just once in the Premyaa Leegue era in 2012 —-with a Cisse goal in a 1-0 win.  We have drawn 7 times and lost 22 times in that period! 😵‍💫

We will have the same squad , az we did against Barcelona! —While we drew 1-1 in The Champions Leegue v Barcelona in midweek, Chelseee were hammered 5-2 at PSG in the same competition!

Let’s hope they still have a hangover this evening!? 🙏🏻 (kick off 5:30 🕠 bells 🔔’ for Sky telly)

A full Geordie Times match and boozer report will be compiled on the train back to Tyneside!  Watch oot for any sppeling misstayks when the train 🚂 jolts!