Posted ‘1.16pm 🛎️ bells’ Munday 29th Septembaa 2025
“NATURAL ⬆️ POSITION NONSENCE!”
Yet another stoppage time defeat for NUFC in the most agonising way against a cartel club!
Last time it woz a 10th minute stoppage time defeat v Livaapoool—and this time it’s a 7th minute stoppage time defeat by The Arse!
VAR has got a lot of answering to dee! Nick Woltemade woz punched in the face in the forst half by Gabriel and (of course!) HE scored the arseholes winner deep into stoppage time, when he should have been red carded! 🟥 But (of course!) the ref and VAR completely missed it! ⬇️
And then in the 2nd half, VAR said that Gabriel's arm woz in a natural position when he handled the baall in the box, az he blocked Anthony Elanga's cross! Az yoo can see by the top photo, it’s a stone wall penalty! This happened just before the 8 minutes 2nd half extra time woz added, due to long treatment to Tino Livramento, who woz stretchered off in the 60th minute whith wot looked like a very bad injury! (Fingers crossed 🤞 that it izzint too bad!)
In the forst half a penalty woz awarded to The Arse when The Pope and Gyokerez collided in the penalty area!
Not anly a penalty, but wor goalie possibly gettin red carded az well! (again!)
VAR told the ref to look at the monitor and after a very lang look, he overturned hiz decision, sayin that Pope had got the baall forst, before the man! —-Relief!
The breakthrough had came in the 35th minute when Sandro Tonali crossed for Nick Waltemade to send a powerful heeder past Raya in the Arseholes goal at The Leazes End! ---This woz wor forst on target by the way!
1-0 to us!
Chances for Joelinton and Jacob Murphy in the 2nd half didnt come to fruitition <(we naa aall the big words!) and we paid the price az wor visitors pressed for an equaliser at The Leazes End!
After heroics by The Pope who saved many great shots, the Arse finally equalised in the 82nd minute when Toon ‘old boy’ Mikel Merino heeded the baall into the corner of the net from a set piece corner by Rice! 1-1 And then the Toon penalty incident! (see above!)
8 minutes of stoppage time woz added az The Arse pressed for a winner and it finally came in the 2nd last minute of added time when The Pope somehow missed the baall from a corner, az he did an 'air punch' and Gabriel (who shud have been sent off of course!) woz at hand to force the baall ower the line to break wor hearts again! 💔
The defeat leaves NUFC in 15th place with just one win in six Premyaa Leegue games!
Attendance: 52,199 (3,000 arrogant Arseholes az usual!)
Union SG are next up in Brussels in The Champions Leegue on Wedinzday----Its “aall go” az they say!
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