Saturday, 23 November 2024

THE TOON V THE JELLIED EELS MOB OF WEST HAM *** MUNDAY NEET!πŸ₯Ά

 Posted ‘high noon bells’ Saturday 23rd Novembaa 2024

THE EAST STAND FROM LEAZES TERRACE

Inclement<(we naa aall the ‘big words’) weathaa haz hit Tyneside and most of the local non leegue games have ‘bit the dust’ through rain, snow and frozen pitches!

Az we divvint play till Munday for the live telly, I am left twiddlin mee thumbs for a Saturday ‘fix’! 

 Looks like aa’ll have to ‘gan on the hoy’ this afternooon instead!— Wot a life!πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊ

News that Callum Wilson cud come on at some point against West Ham iz deein the rounds!—but divvint haad yi breath! 

Botman, Lascelles and Krafth are still oot through various injuries, while Trippier cud play some part!— But again!—divvint haad yi breath! While Dan Burn πŸ”₯ iz servin a one match ban!

On a brighter note 🎡 Alexander Isak iz lookin to score in hiz 5th successive match AND he haz score 5 against West Ham in past games for us! (Callum and Wilson haz aalso scored 5 against them!)

The kick off iz at the crap πŸ’© time of ‘8:00 πŸ›Ž️s’ on a crap πŸ’© day! (I don’t like Mundayz!)

Explanation: We caall West Ham ‘The Jellied Eels Mob’ coz jellied eels iz a favourite delicacy in the east end of London!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here on Tuezday!

APU “Watch this space!”

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