Monday, 10 November 2025

THE BRENTFAAD BEEZ KNEEZ 3. THE TOON 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2025-2026

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ•› bells’ πŸ”” Munday 10th Novembaa 2025

A MINUTES SILENCE ON REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY

“BURN OOT!” πŸ”₯(IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!)

Anothaa week and another miserable result in London—This time on the west side and not the east side where we capitulated 3-1 again! (3-1 at West Ham last Sunday!)

For a change we wore dark blue shirts with orange shorts and socks, but it made nee difference to the 'jinxed' green and white we normally wear away!

The warnin bells πŸ”” came early on when a scramble in wor box nearly led to a Brentfaad opener az they attacked the end that we were housed in!

Then just before the half hour mark The Toon took the lead when Harvey Barnes fired home from inside the box from a Woltemade assist, to put us 1-0 up to joyous cheers from wor section!

PLANES ON THEIR WAY TO HEATHROW AIRPORT FLEW OWER THE GROOND AT THE RATE OF ONE A MINUTE!---BRENTFAAD'S GROOND IZ A PLANESPOTTERS PARADISE!

We managed to hold oot up until the break, but the 2nd half woz totally calamitous!

11 minutes after the restart The Pope made a hash of tryin to punch the baall away —and it fell nicely for Schade who had the simple task of heedin the baall ower the line unmarked! 1-1



And then the 2 Dan Burn penalty incidents!  

The forst one woz when Big Dan woz deemed to have tripped Ouattara in the box az he theatrically went doon!  The ref woz havin non of it and booked Ouattara for simulation!

However!— another penalty appeal in the 73rd minute against Big Dan woz upheld, when he brought doon Ouattara and this time the ref produced a red card for the big man for a 2nd bookable offence, to reduce us to 10 men and of course a penalty kick against us!





The Pope had sustained an arm injury, when he fell awkwardly a few minutes beforehand and woz replaced by Aaron Ramsdale between’the sticks’, but he couldn’t prevent Thiago from scorin, az he sent wor sub keeper the wrang way to put them 2-1 up!

There woz a glimmer of hope when the 4th official put up ELEVEN minutes of stoppage time (Due to Pope’s injury when he fell and several substitutions from both sides!)

Elanga, who had came on in the 77th minute, missed a great chance to equalise, but it The Beez Knees of Brentfaad who put the game to bed after more defensive errors, when in the 6th minute of time added, Thiago beat Botman to a loose baall, to fire home an easy chance, which saw the away end empty, very rapidly!

A complete ‘Burn oot’ πŸ”₯for sure in more ways than one! 

The result leaves NUFC in 14th place in the Premyaa Leegue table and just 2 above the relegation zone, az we enter yet another International break!----Next up>>>The Blue Moonies of Man City at SJP in 13 days time!

We have scored just 3 goals in wor 6 away Leegue games and have drawn 3 and lost 3 for just 3 points oot of a possible 18

NUFC have aalso used 3 different away strips this season and have never played in wor black n white stripes away from home in the Leegue!

(We did played in black n stripes at USG in The Champions Leegue, when we won 4-0!)



Attendance: 17,207 (1,800 very weary travellers!)



The jorney doon had been a nightmare the day before, with replacement buses from York to Wakefield because of line work on LNER—But the jorney back yem torned oot to be even worse!  (Deep breath!) A bus from Brentfaad to Hammersmith underground station—a tube to King’s Cross—-a train to Wakefield Westgate—a bus from Wakefield to York, where, to compoond my misery, a veteran, who had been to the Cenotaph in London for Remembrance Sunday, sat beside me on the packed bus and spotted mee Toon badges—and said the immortal words—“I’m not going to tell you who I support!”—(Oh yes you are, I thought!) and then gleefully told me he woz a fcukin mackem fan! (yi couldn’t possibly make it up!)—then after an hours bus ride, a train from York to The Central (Toon train station) —-and finally! the last bus yem after continuous travellin from when the match ended at ‘4.05 πŸ›Ž️s’ to nearly midneet πŸ””s’

Aall that horrendous travellin for a horrendous result (yet again!) Bus-tube-train-bus-train-bus! (Both on the way doon and back!)

PUB CRAWL PIX*** 9 VISITED⬇️


IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE SMB GAME WOZ ON THE TELLY, SO WE REFUSED TO WATCH IT AND WALKED OOT!---WE CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY (MATCH DAY)

THE STEAM PACKET, BRENTFORD, LONDON

THE BELL AND CROWN, BRENTFORD, LONDON🠟🠝


THE CITY BARGE, BRENTFORD, LONDONπŸ …πŸ ‡
£99 FOR AN XMAS DINNER IN A LONDON PUB?

BULLS HEAD, BRENTFORD, LONDON

THE PILOT, BRENTFORD, LONDONπŸ …πŸ ‡

A BARGAIN!πŸ …


THE BETJEMANS ARMS, ST PANCRAS, LONDON (Many visits previously)



YORK TAP, YORK (On the way back yem---Many visits previously)


Saturday, 8 November 2025

THE BRENTFAAD BEEZ KNEEZ V THE TOON *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2025-2026

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ•› bells’ πŸ”” Saturday 8th Novembaa 2025

VIEW FROM THE AWAY CORNER LAST SEASON. LOST 4-2!

“LONDON CALLING!”(Again!)

For the 3rd time in little under 3 weeks we are off to ‘the smoke’ (London) to watch The Toon!

We are travellin today coz the forst train from The Toon on Sunday mornin isn’t til ‘8.00am πŸ””s’ and there’s a dreaded replacement bus from York to Wakefield, makin it virtually impossible to get to Brentfaad for the ‘2.00 πŸ›Ž️s’ kick off!

The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers’ went to Sutton in south London 12 days ago, for a Toon U21s game at a new groond v Palace U 21s, then West Ham in east London last Sunday and Brentfaad in west London tomorrow afternooon!(Sky)

We just need north London to complete the compass set! (The Arse and Sporz!)

Anthony Gordon haz a hip problem and will probably miss oot, az will Will Osula with an ankle problem!

We know we will have to play in one of wor change strips, but please, let it be wor maroon and blue strip and NOT wor ‘jinxed’ green strip, az we have played 2 goal-less draws and had 2 defeats, wearin that colour so far this season! πŸ™πŸ» 

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here, sometime on Munday!

APU “Watch this space!” ⬇️

Thursday, 6 November 2025

THE TOON 2. THE BILBAO BASQUE BRIGADE 0 *** CHAMPIONS LEEGUE GROUP STAGE GAME 4*

 Posted just after ‘high noon πŸ•› bells πŸ”” onwards, Thorzday 6th Novembaa 2025

THE BILBAO BASQUE BRIGADE MARCH UP LEAZES PARK ROAD TOWARDS SJP WITH A ‘DIBBLE’ ESCORT!

“JUST CHAMPION!”

2 goals in each half , both heeders, secured the 3 points to send NUFC up to the dizzy 😡‍πŸ’« heights of 6th place in the Champions Leegue table, above Real Madrid, Barcelona and Livaapoool!

There woz a great pre match atmosphere, with Toon and Bilbao fans mixing freely in a bond that I have seen before, stretching back to 1994 when we both met in the UEFA Cup!

They had 2,500 fans in level 7 of The Leazes End and were in boisterous mood az the game kicked off!



It woz clear from the start that we were the better team az we attacked the Leazes goal and after a couple of good chances we made the breakthrough in the 11th minute when Dan Burn latched onto a Kieran Trippier free kick which he heeded goalwards. On its way the baall took a ‘banana 🍌 bend’ az it hit the net just inside the far post to put us 1-0 up!



The goal woz reminiscent ⬅️(we naa aall the big words!) of hiz heeder at Wembley in the Leegue Cup final!

We should have added more goals before the interval, but couldn’t add to wor lead in this half! 

HT 1-0 to us!

It didn’t take lang to double wor lead in the 2nd period, when a Harvey Barnes shot woz blocked by a Bilbao defender and bounced straight back to him!

This time he opted to cross the baall and an unmarked Joelinton woz on the end of it, to heed past the Basque’s goalie to double wor advantage! 2-0 to us!



The were more chances to forthaa increase wor lead through Waltemade and Elanga in particular, but the killer 3rd goal wouldn’t come!

Multiple substitutions from both sides followed, with The Pope in the Toon goal makin a couple of excellent saves az Bilbao had their best attacking spell of the match near the end of the game!

It wasn’t to be for the Basque Brigade and we held on to keep a clean sheet and claim a 3rd successive win in The Champions Leegue! FT 2-0 to us!

CL LATEST STANDINGS ⬇️





Attendance: 51,923 (2,500 Basques!) ⬇️

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And wor friendship with Athletic Bilbao fans gans back 31 years, when we played them in the UEFA Cup!

The pictures below are from wor visit to Bilbao in Novembaa 1994 ⬇️







Wednesday, 5 November 2025

THE TOON V THE BILBAO BASQUE BRIGADE*** CHAMPIONS LEEGUE GROUP STAGE GAME 4

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ”” bells’ Bonfire Neet 5th Novembaa 2025



We switch competitions once more in this hectic period when we take on old friends Athletic Bilbao in The Champions Leegue at ‘8.00 πŸ”” bells tooneet at SJP!

If we play lke we played against Sporz last Wedinzday we will win! BUT! if we play lke we did against West Ham on Sunday we will surely lose!

Typical Toon— yi never naa wot yih gannih get!?

It’s crazy that we are higher up in The Champions Leegue table in 11th place, than wot we are in The Premyaa Leegue, where we are 13th and nearer a relegation place, than a Champions Leegue qualification place!

Should The Toon win, then we will be back in the top 8 qualification places again! (Last neets results knocked us from 8th to 11th place!)

SO!—-Let’s hope we play well and finally ‘kick start’ wor season!

We understand that Bruno could miss the game through illness, while Bilbao have at least 3 key players oot through injury!

NUFC need to take advantage of this to give us aall a lift after Sunday’s debacle! ⬅️(We naa aall the big words!πŸ€ͺπŸ‘)

Bilbao will have a followin’ of 2,500 fans, who will march to SJP from The Bigg Market at ‘5.30pm πŸ”” bells’! (It should be quite a sight!)

A Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Thorzday 

Az per usual! “WATCH THIS SPACE!” ⬇️

Monday, 3 November 2025

THE JELLIED EELS MOB OF WEST HAM 3. THE TOON 1 *** 2025-2026

 Posted from 1.00pm bells' onwards Munday 3rd Novembaa 2025

(Will be updated with match pix pub crawl pix later and details of wor exhaustin’ jorney to east London and back!) 


“THE CURSE OF THE GREEN STRIP!” 🀒

One things for certain!  It won’t take lang to write this match report!—Will take much langer to write how we got to London and back, however!

Az soon az aa saw the startin line up for NUFC and strip we would wear, aa woz in dispair!



The startin line up before the match showed Dan Burn wearin'  wor green away strip!—Honestly I 'Fink' we are cursed when we wear it, az we have done for 4 of wor 5 away Premyaa Leegue games this season!

We wore green at Bournemoooth and drew 0-0

We wore green at Villa and drew 0-0

We wore green at Brightin and lost 2-1

We wore green at West Ham and lost 3-1

The anly away Premyaa Leegue away game this season that we didn’t wear green iz when we wore wor blue 3rd strip at Leeedz and drew 0-0

Indeed, the anly time this season when we wore wor famous black n white stripes in an away game and won, woz at USG in The Champions Leegue, where we triumphed 4-0!

In wor recent history we have worn black n white stripes against aall the above teams in away games apart from Brightin who play in blue stripes!— So why can’t we wear WOR stripes when thee isn’t a colour clash?

The answer of course iz ‘strip sales’, meenin that nearly aall wor away games will be in change strips! (100% so far, domestically!)

Anyway!---enough of that!---to the match!



The alarm ⏰ bells started ringin orly on when 'The Jellied Eels Mob' hit the post in from of the 3,000 Toon fans in the away section behind that goal in the 4th minute! (Jellied Eels used to be a favorite delicasy in the east end of London)

Almost imediatleee we responded when we raced up to the other end of the pitch where Jacob Murphy hit a great shot across the box to put us 1-0 up!

TOON FANS CELEBRATE WOR GOAL!—HOWEVER!😱

But thats az good az it got az soon after West Ham were awarded a penalty when Thiaw woz adjudged to have fouled Bowen in the box near the touchline!---Luckily for us, the ref oweturned hiz decision after a lenghty VAR check and chalked the goal off!

This woz just a reprieve az the home side pounded wor goal with every Toon player on the pitch havin a nightmare game!

The equaliser woz comin and when 'The Pope' in The Toon goal punched the baall oot, instead of catchin it, Paqueta woz at hand to hammer the baall straight back and into the corner of the net! 1-1

5 minutes of stoppage time woz added because of the VAR check and just when it looked az though NUFC would gan in level at the break, disaster struck when West Ham's Bissaka crossed the baall and somehow Sven Botman managed to put the baall into hiz own goal at the near post 🫣 to put us 2-1 behind at the break! 



The 2nd half woz even worse az Eddie Howe made 3 changes at the break, substitutin Waltermade, Gordon and Krafth for Osalu, Schar and Ramsey! (Aall 11 could have been substituted, we were THAT bad!)



Despite dominatin this half, we could hardly muster a shot on goal az we attacked 'wor end' of the groond!---It woz aaful and wor misery woz completed deep into 2nd half stoppage time when Soucak scrambled the baall ower the line after The Pope fumbled the baall🫣, to put the final nail in wor coffin!

In Eddie Howe's time az wor manager, this woz the worst performance aa can remember---and for the forst time aa thought that hiz job could be on the line if results divvint improve!  It woz like gannin back to the days when Broken Nose Bruce woz wor manager!—Horrendous!

Az we are progressin in The Champions Leegue and Leegue Cup hiz job iz safe for now, but the PIF will NOT be happy with us langushing in 13th place in the table, with the gap between Champions Leegue qualification next season widening az the games pass!---Even qualifyin for the lesser European competitions looks a long shot now!

FT 3-1 to them!

Thiz woz the forst time that West Ham had won at home this season after sufferin 4 previous defeats and 1st home win in 9 months and WE made it '8 in a row' failures to win an away Premyaa Leegue game since beatin' Leicester last April, some 7 months ago! (We played in aall white with green trim that day!)

The curse of the green strip continues!

Attendance given az 62,441 but this must have been on ticket sales az there were loads of empty seats!

3,000 shell shocked Toon fans, who thought we would win easily!

The complicated return jorney to Tyneside woz another reason for wor misery!  (See below for details later!) ⬇️

“TRAIN πŸš‚ TERROR!” πŸ”ͺ 

To get to this game, we had to get the train to Darlo from’The Central’ ( station)the afternoon before the game (1.03pm bells πŸ”” train 20 minutes late—30 minutes jorney)

Get a bus from Darlo (Darlington) to Donny (Doncaster) (2 hours)

Get back on the train at Donny (bus parked a canny walk from the station)  

Miss wor connection by 2 minutes (because of the above!)

Wait for another train, got to King’s Cross in London (2 & a half hours)

Tube to Highbury and Islington (10 minutes)

Overgroond train to Hackney Central (20 minutes)

Arrive at hotel and dump bags at 8 bells πŸ””—7 hours to get there!

Heed for local boozers to find oot that 2 hours after wor train from Donny to London, that 10 passengers had been stabbed on the train near Huntington! (Lucky we were on an earlier train I thought)

Gan to match on Sunday 2 stops in overgroond from Hackney Central, then after game, same carry on back on Sunday neet!) Got to Central at midneet and just missed last bus yem £12 in taxi)

Including match ticket, train tickets, hotel, tubes rides and taxis —-£230 altogether —-plus food and booze on top! Ny on £300 spent to watch πŸ’©! 

(Most expensive London trip in 57 years, since mee 1st visit—-to Arsenal in 1968!)

PUB CRAWL REPORT* 7 DRINKIN DENS VISITED ⬇️

THE PENBURY ARMS,HACKNEY, LONDON

THE COCK TAVERN, HACKNEY, LONDON

THE OLD SHIP, HACKNEY, LONDON
BAXTERS COURT, HACKNEY, LONDON

BEER MERCHANTS TAP, HACKNEY WICK,, LONDON


BETJEMAN ARMS, ST PANCRAS, LONDON


THE DALESMAN, DARLO, (WAITING FOR TRAIN BACK TO THE TOON!)


PS: It wasn’t aall doom and gloom for Tyneside teams in London ower the weekend az non leegue Gatesheed won 2-0 at Wimbledon on Saturday in the FA Cup 1st roond!

The draw for the 2nd roond haz The Heedbangers at home to Walsall!πŸ‘



Friday, 31 October 2025

IT’S HALLOWEEN FOLKS! πŸŽƒ

 Posted ‘4.00pm bells πŸ””’Halloween Friday 31st Octobaa 2025

A WARM WELCOME AWAITS YOU AT GEORDIE TIMES HQ!

We are off to a hotel in Hackney in London tomorrow afternooon the day before wor game v Jellied Eels Mob of West Ham at London Stadium at ‘2.00pm πŸ›Ž️s’ on Sunday!

The main reason we are gannin doon to London a day orly iz because the forst train from The Toon on Sunday iz at 8.00am πŸ”” s’ and then a dreaded replacement bus between Darlo (Darlington) and Donny (Doncaster) and then we have to get back on the train to King’s Cross!  Tooo late to make the kick off az it will take five and a half hours to get to London!—and then 2 tubes to Hackney Wick, near to the groond! (Another hour, includin the walk to London Stadium!)

So Saturday it iz!

West Ham are in turmoil at the moment and there gannin to be a fans protest after the game, when they will stage a ‘sit in’ for 45 minutes after the game haz finished!

They sit 2nd bottom of the table and are in a relegation battle for certain!— This can anly mean ‘good news’ for NUFC, coz IF we can score orly in the game, then the atmosphere will become toxic! ☠️ 

Hopefully we can get the 3points to move up the Premyaa Leegue table!

Match (and booze!) report on Munday!

Meanwhile, back at Geordie Times HQ ⬇️




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