Monday, 28 September 2026

THE BAD BLUE BOYS OF DUNSTON 0. THE AVRO AGGRO BOYS 2

 Posted ‘9:51pm πŸ•› bells’ πŸ”” Munday 28th Septembaa 2026

Sorry for the late postin of this match report--sorry 'brawl', from Saturday, but this IZ The GeordieTimes!---Wot did you expect?

ACTION AT THE MARQUEE TENT END!

“AVRO AGGRO!”

Avro FC from Oldham were in the heedlines for aall the wrang reasons not so lang ago, when a full scale fight between players of Kidsgrove jumped ower a fence behind the goal and attacked the Avro fans when they were 6-0 doon!



A full scale battle ensued and it ended with the match bein abandoned in the 84th minute!



News that Dunston had drawn them at home in The FA Trophy woz causiously welcomed, az they were top of The Northern Premyaa League Premyaa Division—A Leegue above Dunston who play in The Northern Premyaa Leegue East Division!

News woz then received  that unusually, a police presence and crowd stewards were required for the game, which sent alarm bells πŸ”” ringing alang the banks o the Tyne!

The Dunston Ultras aged between 10 and 16 (The Bad Blue Boys) would surely sort them oot, if they tried anything here! 😡‍πŸ’«πŸ₯Š 

Anyway! The game kicked off withoot incident and Dunston more than held their own in the forst 20 minutes and a couple of chances to take the lead!

However, it woz the visitors who opened the scorin in the 24th minute with a neat passing move, finished off by Wilkinson at The Marquee Tent End, who's shot beat Marshall in the Dunston goal! 

They nearly doubled their lead near the half time break, but thankfully the baall just went wide of the goal! HT 1-0 to Avro!

It didnt take lang for Avro to double their lead, when Wilkinson scored hiz 2nd goal, tappin in from close range! 2-0 to Avro!

And then after this the real 'aggro' started az the ref dished oot quite a few yellow cards to both sides az the game became more heated by the minute!

The tipping point came in the 78th minute when Avro's Thiam sythed doon Turner on the far wing from us, az he heeded goalwards and the ref produced a red card for the Avro number 10 az the players squared up to each other!

Worse woz to follow for the men from Oldham, when Sam Davison threw a punch at Fin Neary and aall hell broke loose after Davison woz shown a red card to reduce Avro to 9 men!  

It took quite a while for the ref to restore order az the aggro contined deep into stoppage time---and its fair to say that the visitors wernt happy with the officials when the full time whistle blew!  



Disappointingly, Avro had anly brought just ONE fan and a 10 man committee with them in a ‘crowd’ of just 263!—-200 less than woz expected with The Toon not playin, due to the 3 week International break!- Their committee came into the Dunston clubhoose after the game and sat in the seats reserved for the ref and linesmen!

A Dunston committee man pointed to the sign that said 'RESERVED FOR MATCH OFFICIALS' and asked them sarcastically, if they could read---they eventually moved alang---but then more of their committee came in and sat in the seats that they had just been vacated!

More 'can you read' arguements ensued and a Avro committee man picked up the sign and slammed it on a table next to the Dunston man who had asked them to move!

A fight looked on the cards az both Dunston and Avro squared up to each other, with a crowd security steward gettin involved to stop the trouble! 'Avro Aggro' indeed!


(Where were The Dunston Ultras when you needed them?)

The irony of aall this --woz---the officials DIDN'T come into the clubhoose for their post match scran and drinks--(Probably too scared for sendin 2 of their players off!) and the 'RESERVED FOR MATCH OFFICIALS' sign mysteriously disappeared ---back on their team coach nee doubt az a 'souviner' of the 'sendings off' from their visit to Tyneside, nee doubt!

Friday, 25 September 2026

NUFC MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPERS NEWS

 Posted ‘1:31pm bells’ πŸ”” Friday 25th Septembaa 2026

QUEEN ELIZABETH STADIUM, ENFIELD FC, LONDON

“NEW GROOND!—-NEW GROOND!”

News reaches The Geordie Times that yet another new groond to watch wor U21s haz been confirmed!

We will played Luton Town at Enfield Town’s Queen Elizabeth Stadium in north London on Munday 7th Decembaa at ‘7 πŸ””s’

This iz alang with 4 other groonds where we have never played before!

They are at Zeeco Stadium, Stamford v Peterborough, Alexander Stadium, Birmingham v West Brom U21s, KingsMeadow, Kingston Upon Thames, west London v Chelsea U21s and Elite Football Performance Centre, Lancingv Brighton U21s

We will dee a list of aall the stadiums for U21s games for new Toonhoppers!

Aaltogether there are 16 venues, with 2 groond shares

Gold means we have been before

Pink means we haven’t 

Solihull Moors, Damson Park, Solihull + Birmingham City, Damson Park, Solihull

Victoria Park, Hartlepool United

Rotherham United, New York Stadium, Rotherham

Reading, Select Car Leasing Stadium, Reading

Peterborough United, Zeeco Stadium, Stamford FC

Nottingham Forest, Loughborough University Complex

Luton Town, Queen Elizabeth Stadium, Enfield Town FC, north London

Arsenal U21s, BorehamWood FC, London

Aston Villa U21s, Bodymoor Heath Training Ground, Tamworth

Wolves U21s, Aggborough, Kiddiminster

Crystal Palace U21s, Ganders Green Lane, Sutton

Chelsea U21s, KingsMeadow, Kingston Upon Thames, west London

West Brom U21s, Alexander Stadium, Birmingham

York City, LNER Stadium, York. + Leeds United U21s, LNER Stadium, York

Bradford City, Valley Parade, Bradford

Brighton& Hove Albion, Elite Football Training Centre, Lancing

*We might not be able to dee them aall this season if the U21 games clash with forst team games









Tuesday, 22 September 2026

EVERTON ALLOCATION 7,732

 Posted ‘high πŸ•› noonπŸ›Ž️ bells’ Tuezday 22nd Septembaa 2026

EVERTON’S NEW HOME, BESIDE THE RIVER MERSEY, WITH THE IRISH SEA IN THE DISTANCE!


NUFC fans have been allocated a huge number of tickets for wor 4th roond Leegue Cup tie at The Dickhead Stadium (or whatever it’s caalled?) on Thorzday Octobaa 29th! It looks like we’ve been given most of one end of the stadium!

The 7,732 tickets will gan on sale on Munday 28th Septembaa to season ticket holders —-and seats picks are from the following Wedinzday!

Update from Tuezday neet!



Wor U21s were in action at Valley Parade when we lost 2-1 to Bradfaad City in the EFL Trophy!

NUFC took the lead in the 42nd minute, when Matheus Ferreira struck a fine shot from the edge of the box!

Bradfaad hit back in the 2nd half, when Powell heeded home twice in the space of 10 minutes (60th & 70th minutes) to win the match!

Attendance: 2,132 inc 51 ‘NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers’ (Not ‘us’, coz we’ve been here a few times before and have got the T shirt!)

We do however have THREE new groonds to visit to watch wor U21s later in the season!— v Peterborough at Stamford—v West Brom at Alexandra Palace Athletic Stadium in Bormingham and v Chelsea at Kingston Upon Thames!

Sunday, 20 September 2026

THE TOON 2 THE TIGERS 1. *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2026-2027’

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ›Ž️ bells’ Sunday 20th Septembaa 2026  


(*250th competitive game in a row attended, since the Covid restrictions ended)

“ HAVE WE GOT A LUCKY CHARM?”

Hull had nevaa lost in the Premyaa Leegue at SJP and they were unbeaten in the 3 Leegue games they had played!—-But not anymore! (2 wins and a draw!)

With 7 players unavailable through various injuries, it woz a depleated squad up which lined up at the very unusual’3:00 bells πŸ””’ Saturday kick off time! (9 of wor forst 10 games were/are on the telly! πŸ“Ί)

It started off SO well and NUFC were 2 goals to the good, with just 6 minutes on the clock!

Forstly, in the 3rd minute, Harvey Barnes threaded a through baall to Joe Willock, who raced forward and fired a great shot just inside the near post at The Leazes End to give us an orly lead! 1-0 to us!



It didn’t take lang to double wor lead, for in the 6th minute Harvey Barnes again threaded a through baall, this time to Lewis Hall, who lashed the baall into the far corner of the goal, with Konstantious Tzolakis (hope av sppelt that reet?) in the Hull goal, nee chance! 2-0 to us!

We were on fire az we laid seige to the visitors goal and in the dying embers of the forst half we had a chance to treble wor lead when Thomas tripped Jacob Murphy in the box and the ref pointed straight to the spot!

Yoane Wissa took the penalty, but the keeper with the unpronounceable name guessed the reet way and dived to hiz right to parry the baall to safety!  HT 2-0 to us!

The 2nd half woz a different story, az Hull went on the offensive to try and get back into the game—and after sustained pressure they foond a way through in thec66th minute, when Cho hit a sweet shot that went in off the post, with Horny Hornicek in The Toon goal, well beaten! 2-1 to us!



It woz then like ‘Custer’s last stand’ az the east Yorkshiremen went for the jugular!



They had tons of corners and near misses and looked certain to get an equaliser az the clock ticked doon the seconds!

To say wor goal had a ‘charmed life’ would be the understatement of the year!

The Toon somehow hung on and after 6 minutes of stoppage time, the ref blew for full time, to the relief of the vast majority of the record crowd! (see below)


Attendance:52,647 a new SJP Premyaa Leegue record attendance by 4, az the club endeavours to add new seats every game!
(3,100 Tigers)


The win lifts us up to 8th in the table (For the time being at least!)

Wor record so far in Leegue and cup iz Played 6, won 3, drawn 2 and lost 1

Not bad for an injury depleated squad!

PS: This woz NUFCs 250 competitive game since the Covid restrictions were lifted in 2021

And The GeordieTimes haz been to each and every one of them, from Bournemooth to Brussels to Baku to Barca!

“HOWAY THE LADS!”πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸ



This photo woz taken a while ago at a night game! It’s a 2 minute walk to the nearest turnstiles in The East Stand!

We are happy to say that The Leazes End Companions boozer behind SJP on Leazes Park Road woz rammed doonstairs and upstairs in the consert room!⬇️




Havin been shut for ower a year coz of damage to the roof, we put messages and videos on Twitter, Tik Tok, Facebook and of course in The GeordieTimes to tell fans that it’s reopened—-and it seems to have worked a treat!

They will open on every matchday—and it’s the cheapest ‘drinkin den’ near SJP!

“USE IT OR LOSE IT!”

“SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOZER!—-IT’S YOUR DUTY!”πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸΊ


Saturday, 19 September 2026

THE TOON V THE TIGERS *** THIS AFTERNOOON!

 PPosted ‘high noon πŸ”” bells’ Saturday 19th Septembaa 2026



This will be NUFCs 250th competitive game since covid restrictions were lifted 5 years ago, when fans were allowed to attend games again!  

And The Geordie Times haz been to each and every one of them, from Baku in Azerbaijan πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ to Barcelona in Spain πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ 

The Toon have a horrendous injury list with SEVEN players unavailable for various reasons!⬇️


Resorve goalie Ewan Jaouen iz aalso doubtful!

Hull are unbeaten so far this season and have never lost a Premyaa Leegue game at SJP in 3 visits! (2 wins and a draw!)

So—and with aall the injuries, it will be a tough game, believe you me!

Wor 4-1 capitulation at Leeedz on Munday neet woz a horror show that we dare not repeat today, or else the 3 points will be gannin back to Humberside!

Let’s hope that doesn’t happen and that we can somehow win wor forst Premyaa Leegue game at the 3rd attempt, after 2 draws v The Liverbirds and Bournemoooth!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Sunday!

Az per usual: “Watch this space!”

Friday, 18 September 2026

THE LEAZES END IZ BACK!

 Posted ‘12:27pm πŸ›Ž️s Wedinzday 16th Septembaa 2026

Will be reposted on Friday at ‘6:00am bells πŸ””’



Great news that The Leazes End Companions boozer on Leazes Park Road, behind the East Stand iz now fully open after bein closed for ower a year due to damage to the roof! (A 2 minute walk to the nearest turnstiles)⬇️





Draught beer iz now back on after the ‘lines’ have been thougherleee cleaned and prices are much lower than surrounding boozers!



The large concert room upstairs will be open from 11:00am bells’ πŸ”” for the match v Hull City on Saturday and there 2 smaller rooms doonstairs az well!



The friendly bar staff will sorve you your ale and there are plenty of seats upstairs to rest your tired limbs, while you drink til you drop!🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺





“SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOZER, IT’S YOUR DUTY!”🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺



Thursday, 17 September 2026

YORK CITY 1. THE TOON U21s 3 *** EFL TROPHY

 Posted ‘5:00 pm πŸ””s Thorzday 17th Septembaa 2026



On Tuezday neet wor U21s beat York at the LNER Stadium and The Geordie Times Tellyhoppers watched it at yem!

(The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers had been here before to watch wor 1st team lose 1-0 to York when the covid restrictions let 2,000 attend and we managed to get tickets in 2021) Hence wor non appearance this time az we’ve got the T shirt!

The game on Tuezday in telly pictures below!




THE ABOVE STATS CONFIRM THAT YORK WERE WELL ON TOP, BUT IT WOZ NUFC U21s WHO SEALED THE VICTORY WITH JUST 3 SHOTS AND 3 GOALS!


CA SCORES THE 3rd GOAL AND CELEBRATES WITH TEAM MATES BELOW



Wednesday, 16 September 2026

LEEGUE CUP 4th ROOND DRAW TOONEET!

 Posted ‘4:44pm πŸ›Ž️ bells’ Wedinzday 16th Septembaa 2026

“COME IN NUMBER NINE!”


At aroond aboot 10:00–‘10:30pm πŸ””s after the Moan U v Brightin game, the draw for the 4th roond of the Leegue Cup takes place— 8 days after we beat Millwaall 1-0 at The New Den!

The anly team left who’s groond ‘The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers’ have never been tee, iz Fleetwood Toon, who play Sheff U at their Highbury groond later on! ⬇️



“Come on Fleetwood!”

That iz wor forst wish!  If not— a home draw pleeeze!

Updated ‘10:34pm πŸ›Ž️s

THE TOFFEE NOSES AWAY




Tuesday, 15 September 2026

LEEEDZ 4. THE TOON 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2025-2026

 Posted. ‘2:18pm πŸ›Ž️ bells Tuezday 15th Septembaa 2026



“A BOB GELDOF MOMENT!”⬆️

TOON IN DARK BLUE STRIP

Last neet woz a reality check for certain az NUFC put in a forst half performance that absolutely πŸ’© for want of a better emoji!

We were SO disjointed and disorganised, while Leeedz were on fire! πŸ”₯ 



Lost possession , misplaced passes and completely outpaced by a dominant Leeedz side, produced wor worst 45 minutes for a very lang time and we were lucky to be just 3-0 doon az the holes in wor midfield and defence let the home sides run riot!— While wor powder puff attack produced nee shot on target in the forst period!



We dreaded the 2nd half az a cricket score woz on the cards, but thankfully they anly added one more, while we got a consulation goal in the 90th minute through sub Toure!

(4 shots on target this half includin the goal)



Of course the Leeedz fans ‘stuck the knife πŸ”ͺ in! “All that money are you’re fcuckin πŸ’©!” they gleefully sang az the pointed towards us!

How right they were,unfortunately!



It woz just like watchin ‘Bruceball’ aall ower again, 5 years after he departed!

And heed coach Matty Jaissle’s 5 game unbeaten run had well and truly come to an end!



Attendance: 36,693 (2,960 thourilleee p*ssed off Toon fans)

AND wor next away game iz on a Munday neet az well, at winless Coventry! (So far!)

Wor misery wozzint ower however!

We’d parked the ‘canny tranny’ in a car park not far from the groond, where the cars were parked bumper to bumper!

A 4 by 4 in front us blocked wor way az the owner still hadn’t come back some 45 minutes after the game had ended!

We managed to get oot eventually az the car next to us departed! It woz a very tight squeeze, but we were oot!

‘Sarnie Steve’ said we should turn left at the end of the road, away from the city centre to avoid the inevitable traffic jam!

However the road woz bumper to bumper the other way az well and it took a further 30 minutes to get to the M62!  

We were flyin—but wait! — a sign said the M1 was closed between junction 46 to 48 and that the A1M woz aalso shut near Selby Fork—We opted for the M1

It took another 30 minutes to get through the jam and diversion on the Leeedz ring road and we joined the A1M at Wetherby—and we were flyin again!—But wait!

We had to drop ‘Jimmy the Riddler’ off at Houghton le Shit-hole on the way back BUT the Durham junction woz closed, so we had to drive on to Chester-le-Street and double back— an extra 20 minutes and 10 miles added to the jorney!

The final straw woz that The Redheugh Bridge roondaboot woz closed on the south side of the Tyne, so yet another diversion aroond Gatesheed toon centre, before we finally arrived at Geordie Times HQ, at ‘2am πŸ”” bells’ some 4 hours and a bit after the match had ended!

A 90 miles jorney that actually clocked up 120 miles, which should have taken half the time!

It just wozzint wor day!—WOZ IT!πŸ₯Ά

THE PUB CRAWL consisted of 2 drinkin dens inside the groond. One in the fan park where booze woz dispensed from vending machines!—⬇️ 3 oot of 6 didn’t work!




And the other woz Howard’s Bar!⬇️




Monday, 14 September 2026

LEEEDZ V THE TOON *** TOONEET!

 Posted ‘high noon πŸ›Ž️ bells’ Munday 14th Septembaa 2026

THE LAST TIME WE WERE THERE! A 0-0 DRAW LAST SEASON

We heed for west Yorkshire in a couple of hours, for wor Premyaa Leegue game v Leeedz at Elland Road, which iz an ‘8 πŸ›Ž️s’ kick off! (Sky telly πŸ“Ί!)



6 or 7? πŸ€”(not sure how many) of us are travelling doon in mee 9 seater canny tranny, az we cannit get back by πŸš‚ 

NUFC are unbeaten in wor last 3 visits here and hopefully we can extend that tooneet! 

We expect, more or less the startin line up we had in the 2-2 draw against Bournemoooth at SJP at the beginning of the month!

We are undefeated in 5 Leegue and cup games so far this season! (Lang may it continue! πŸ™πŸ»)

A full Geordie Times match and booze report will appear here sometime tomorrow!

Az per usual: “Watch this space!”

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