NUFC AWAY TICKET NEWS (for pre season friendlies)

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Thorsday 15th July 2021  Updated 1:45pm bells Friday

GROUNDHOPPERS AWAY DAYS NEWS

NUFC 1st team squad

*New groond!   York City  this Sunday   Home fans only (allegedly!)

Harrogate Toon this Sunday   Home fans only (only season ticket holders could apply)

Donny Rovers on Fri 23rd July   An allocation of 3,300 tickets HAZ been made available to NUFC fans, az from today from Donny website

Rotherham United on Tuesday 27th July   NO ticket news yet

Burton Albion on Fri 30th July   An allocation of tickets WILL be made available to NUFC fans

Wor one and anly Home 1st team game v Norwich on Sat 7th Aug   NO ticket news yet

NUFC U23s 

*New groond!  Darlo on Sat July 24th   Az far az we naa it will be pay at the gate (accordin to Mal from Darlo)

We have just foond oot that tickets are now on sale and that NUFC fans are welcome! NO crowd segregation! See Darlo website

Gatesheed on Sat 31st July  NO ticket news yet

Blyth Spartans on Tue 3rd Aug   NO ticket news yet

*New groond!  Liverpoool U23s on Sun 8th Aug at their new academy in Kirkby    NO news if fans will be allowed in?

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY!

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Tuesday 13th July 2021

SUNDAY AFTERNOOON!

MUNDAY MORNIN'!

"IT'S AALL NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAULT!

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Munday 12th July 2021

        NEIL ARMSTRONG, THE FORST MAN ON THE MOON!

In July 1966 Ing'land won the World Cup----In June 1969 NUFC won the Inter Cities Fairs Cup---In July 1969 man landed on the Moon!

Since then, neethaa Ing'land or NUFC have won a major trophy!

"One smaall step for man!---one giant leap backwards for Ing'land and NUFC!"

"IT'S AALL NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAULT!"😬

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN *** ING'LAND v THE I-TIES *** EURO FINAL *** '8:00 BELLS' TOONEET

 Posted 'high noon🔔bells' Sunday 11th July 2021

Photo taken from the High Level bridge

"A TABLE SIR!--THAT WILL BE £240--THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" ("YOU MUG!")

The Euros have reached fever pitch with greedy bar owners demanding an incredible £240 to book a table on the Toon quayside in between the Swing and High Level bridges!---and some mugs have been daft enough to pay it, to watch the Ing'land v Italy final on a big screen oot in the open!!!--so if it rains they will get soaked to the skin and pay £6 a pint in a paper thin plastic container! (I refuse to caall it a 'glass'!)                                                                          Then if Ing'land score they'll chuck their expensive booze ower each othaa!!!

The semi final v The Danes woz £240 for a table az well! 

Personally, I will be watchin on from mee local non leegue club's clubhoose where its costs nowt to get in and haz a roof to protect yoo from the elements and the booze iz £3 a pint in a 'propaa' 'glass' glass!--and aa will definitely NOT chuck it ower somebody if we score tooneet!!!

"HOWAY ING'LAND!"

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO!

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Saturday 10th July 2021

NO GO FOR TOON FANS!

Harrogate have joined York in bannin' Toon fans from their groond on Sunday week!

Both games are at the same time ('2:00 🔔s') yet we cannit gan to eethaa!! (The 25 man forst team squad will split into two and send half to each game!) (thats 12 and a half!)

Anly Harrogate season ticket holders can gan and they must apply in person at their ticket office on Munday to get one!

However! We will play there again in October when wor U21s gan there in the Papa John's Trophy!

'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' are still attempting to get into York's new groond next week, but we have been unsuccessful so far in gettin tickets!

(We have been to Harrogate before for a friendly a canny few years ago, so nee attempt to get tickets for that one have been made!)

We can anly hope that this 'trend' doesn't set a president for forthcomin away Premyaa Leegue games?

A 'BASKET CASE' STRIP!

 Posted '12:20 pm🔔bells' Friday 9th July 2021

NUFC have just released their new home shirt and goalie shirt in front of a load of blue storage baskets! 

The question iz? Where have aall the stripes gone?

Just ONE black stripe doon the middle looks horrendous, if yoo ask us!

A very appropriate photo shoot!---Whoever designed it must be 'A 🧺basket case'!

Footnote:

Basket case meaning: Someone or something regarded as not very good!

7 HEAVEN!

 Posted 'high noon🔔bells' Thorsday 8th July 2021

GUESS WHO THEY SUPPORT!

KANE AND ABLE!

On the 7th day of the 7th month Ing-er-land progressed to the final of the Euros with a deserved 2-1 victory!

An OG equaliser after the Danes had taken the lead---and a dodgy penalty were decisive, when Harry Kane came to the rescue and scored a rebound after hiz pen woz parried away by Schmeichel-- straight to hiz feet and he said "thank you very much!" to win the game 2-1 in extra time

The NUFC coach Graeme Jones iz part of Southgate's backroom team!---Well done Graeme mate!

The final iz on Sunday neet and yours truly haz taken a days holiday on Munday, az I will be incapable of drivin that day--whatever the result v The I-ties!

"HOWAY  ING'LAND!"

TOONIGHTS THE NIGHT!

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Wedinzday 7th July 2021

"SEVEN HEAVEN?"

Today iz the 7th day of the 7th month, but will Ing-er-land be in 7 heaven tooneet at approximately '10:00 🔔s'?

(Or much later if the game v 🇩🇰Denmark gans to extra time and pens!)

The prize iz a final against the 'I-ties' at Wembley on Sunday

Aa will be watching and listening to it on mee mobile and 🚚truck radio az aa travel back up the M1 and A1 to Tyneside. (Watchin', when aa stop for a break of course, at Woodall services on the M1 at aroond aboot '8:00 bells'

At least the roads will be quiet!

"HOWAY ING,LIND!"

EPL EXTENTION GRANTED!----LEEEDZ GAME ON THE TELLY!

 Posted 'high noon 🔔bells' Tuesday 6th July 2021

Yet more delayin' tactics from Masters and Co!

Justice Roth haz granted the Premyaa Leegue a 7 day extention in the arbitration case against NUFC!

Thorsday July 22nd iz the day it due to start now--and not before time! (Alledgedleeee!)

Meeenwhile wor Premyaa Leegue home game v Leeedz haz been chosen for live 📺telly on Friday 17th September with an '8:00 🔔s kick off!

IT'S NOT OWER YET!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 5th July 2021

If anybody thought that the NUFC takeower woz dead in the waataa, and that the consortium had waalked away a year ago, last July---- then fink again!

Amanda Staveley, wor chairwoman in waiting, haz released a statement into the "NO comment!" statements repeatedly issued by the EPL-- proof that the PCP Capital Partners takeower haz NOT been abandoned by the Saudis, Amanda and the Reuben brothers!

An alleged offender, when asked questions by detectives, will reply "NO comment!" to repeated questioning, which iz exactly wot the EPL iz doing! (ie: they are crooks az well!)

There iz still hope that it will eventually happen after 18 long months of torture!

Put it this way! Why would she bother to ✍write such a letter if they HAD waalked away???

Below iz Amanda's letter to Tracey Crouch the Conservitive minister who iz chairing the fan led review to sport!

MEHRDAD IZ AMANDA'Z HUSBAND