'Baggie Troosers' match report to follow sometime tomorrow!
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Wednesday, 1 January 2014
Tuesday, 31 December 2013
THE BAGGIE TROOSERS v THE TOON *** NEW YEARS DAY!
Posted '1:40pm bells' Tuesday New Years Eve 31st December 2013
We must now torn wor attention to next year when we play 'The Baggie Troosers of West Brom' @ The Hawthorns tomorrow afternoon!
We are on the '7:41 bells' train to New Street (Bormingham) in the morn where plenty of hangowers are expected!
Aall 2,600 tickets we have been allocated were selt oot ages ago and @ just FIFTEEN quid it will be a fairly cheap day oot (apart from the £50 train fare!)
Az far az we are aware there are ne new injuries to report and expect the same startin' line up az wor last game against 'The Arse' on Sunday!
Amazingleee it iz 21 years since we last played an away game on New Years Day---Against Soothend in 1992---a 4-0 defeat! (for a horror match report on this---scroll doon the page!)
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| ACTION FROM LAST SEASON @ WBA (WE DREW 1-1) THE TOON ARE IN MAROON |
We must now torn wor attention to next year when we play 'The Baggie Troosers of West Brom' @ The Hawthorns tomorrow afternoon!
We are on the '7:41 bells' train to New Street (Bormingham) in the morn where plenty of hangowers are expected!
Aall 2,600 tickets we have been allocated were selt oot ages ago and @ just FIFTEEN quid it will be a fairly cheap day oot (apart from the £50 train fare!)
Az far az we are aware there are ne new injuries to report and expect the same startin' line up az wor last game against 'The Arse' on Sunday!
Amazingleee it iz 21 years since we last played an away game on New Years Day---Against Soothend in 1992---a 4-0 defeat! (for a horror match report on this---scroll doon the page!)
THE TOON U21 RESORVES 2 THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE U21 RESORVES 1 *** U21s LEEGUE CUP
Posted '11:33am bells' Tuesday 'New Years Eve' 31st December 2013
On a freeezin' caad neet in Benton the resorves progressed to the next stage on the U21 Premyaa Leegue Cup with a 2-1 win ower 'The Foxes of Leicester' in front of a sparse crowd!
The Toon took the lead in the 39th minute when Bigiramana raced doon the field and blocked an attempted clearance from the visitors keeper and the baall eventually ended up at Adam Armstrong's feet and he sidefooted the baall into the net!
We doubled wor lead with just 12 mins to gan when Tom Heardman ran doon the right and crossed for Armstrong to fire home and claim hiz 'brace'!
Fower 'Basil Brush Brigade' diehards were standin' next to us and one lass kept on whisperin' "Come on guys!" beneath hor breath and it paid off just before the end when they pulled a goal back, when Dawson beat Alnwick in The Toon goal with 3 mins remainin' from a tight angle!
We were absolutleee freeezin' by this time and the last thing we needed waz extra time and penalties az Leicester laid siege to wor goal in the last couple of minutes, but thankfully the ref blew for full time and the 381 Toon fans in the crowd went yem happy az we progressed to the qwaata final stage of the competition!
Attendance: 385 (4 'Basil Brush Brigade-ites')
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| ACTION FROM THE 1st HALF *** PLAYED IN FRONT OF AN 'ELECTRIC' ATMOSPHERE! ("ER!"---"THE 'ELECTRIC' FLOODLIGHTS THAT IZ!") |
On a freeezin' caad neet in Benton the resorves progressed to the next stage on the U21 Premyaa Leegue Cup with a 2-1 win ower 'The Foxes of Leicester' in front of a sparse crowd!
The Toon took the lead in the 39th minute when Bigiramana raced doon the field and blocked an attempted clearance from the visitors keeper and the baall eventually ended up at Adam Armstrong's feet and he sidefooted the baall into the net!
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| 'BLURRED' ACTION FROM THE 2nd HALF! (A'D HAD A FEW PINTS BY THIS TIME!) |
Fower 'Basil Brush Brigade' diehards were standin' next to us and one lass kept on whisperin' "Come on guys!" beneath hor breath and it paid off just before the end when they pulled a goal back, when Dawson beat Alnwick in The Toon goal with 3 mins remainin' from a tight angle!
We were absolutleee freeezin' by this time and the last thing we needed waz extra time and penalties az Leicester laid siege to wor goal in the last couple of minutes, but thankfully the ref blew for full time and the 381 Toon fans in the crowd went yem happy az we progressed to the qwaata final stage of the competition!
Attendance: 385 (4 'Basil Brush Brigade-ites')
Monday, 30 December 2013
THE TOON U21 RESORVES v 'THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE' U21 RESORVES *** U21s LEEGUE CUP *** TONEET!
Posted 'high noon bells' Monday 30th December 2013
Wor resorves are in action against 'The Foxes of Leicester' @ 'Blue Flames' (aka Whitley Park) in Benton toneet, in a cup tie that iz sure to attract a 'bumper' 100 plus crowd! (the last time we were here 125 actually torned up!)
For those of yoo who are 'plonkies', there's a clubhoose at the groond owerlookin' the pitch to quensh your thorst before the game and at half time!
Extra time and penalties <(god forbid!) will take place shud the honours be even after 90 minutes <(lets hope not coz we want a few 'liquid lubrications' after the match!)
Admission az per usual iz FREE to season ticket and membership card holders!
Aall othaaz must pay £3 for big sprogs and £1 for little and old sprogs etc!
A 'Geordie Times' match report will be forthcomin' sometime on New Years Eeeve!
Wor resorves are in action against 'The Foxes of Leicester' @ 'Blue Flames' (aka Whitley Park) in Benton toneet, in a cup tie that iz sure to attract a 'bumper' 100 plus crowd! (the last time we were here 125 actually torned up!)
For those of yoo who are 'plonkies', there's a clubhoose at the groond owerlookin' the pitch to quensh your thorst before the game and at half time!
Extra time and penalties <(god forbid!) will take place shud the honours be even after 90 minutes <(lets hope not coz we want a few 'liquid lubrications' after the match!)
Admission az per usual iz FREE to season ticket and membership card holders!
Aall othaaz must pay £3 for big sprogs and £1 for little and old sprogs etc!
A 'Geordie Times' match report will be forthcomin' sometime on New Years Eeeve!
THE TOON 0 THE ARSE 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2013-14
Updated '11:44am bells' Monday 30th December 2013
"SWINGS AND ROONDABOOTS!"
If we had some fortuitous refereein' decisions against 'The P*ss Potters of Stoke' on Boxin' Day, then the exact revorse happened yesterday dinnaatime az Lee Probert gave us 'nixxy'!
The main taalkin' point of the game waz a free kick NOT awarded to Anita for The Toon at the mid-point of the 2nd half and then just 30 seconds after this, a dive by Santi Cazorla who waz adjudged to have been fouled by Tiote, resulted in the anly goal of the game when Walcott chipped the baall forward from the edge of the box.
Hiz chip foond Giroud, who, with the merest for touches put the baall past Tim Krul in The Toon goal! (mebeez Santi Cazorla shud be caalled 'Santi CLAUSE'! for hiz free kick 'gift')
'The Arse' had come oot to win the game from the 'off' and we defended for the forst 20 minutes before 'getting a grip' to fight back!
We could have taken the lead just before the break when Cabaye hit the bar @ 'The Gallowgate End', (see above pic) but hiz effort unfortunately went ower! (THAT waz wor best chance of the game!)
Near the end we laid siege to 'The Arses' goal and even Tim Krul came up for a couple of corners but it waz to ne avail az the visitors hung on to reclaim top spot in The Premyaa (we drop to 8th!)
Really we matched them for most of the match and were unfortunate to say the least not to come away with a point---thanx mainly to the man in black!
After the match wor manager, 'I Beg Your Pardew', said: "There was definatly a foul on Anita, before the goal, without a shadow of doubt!--there was also a foul on Sissoko that the referee didn't give!"
"Against Stoke we had all the calls go our way and today, perhaps, we were on the other side of it!"
Toon team: Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Williamson, Santon, Tiote, Anita (Shola Ameobi 74), Sissoko (Haidara 79), Cabaye, Gouffran (Ben Arfa 62), Remy
Attendance: 52,161 (highest of the season and highest in Britain once again!) (az per usual 'The Arseholes' took up their full 3,000 allocation high up in 'the gods' of 'The Leazes End'!)
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| YOHAN CABAYE (LEGS IN PICTURE) HITS THE BAR JUST BEFORE THE BREAK! |
"SWINGS AND ROONDABOOTS!"
If we had some fortuitous refereein' decisions against 'The P*ss Potters of Stoke' on Boxin' Day, then the exact revorse happened yesterday dinnaatime az Lee Probert gave us 'nixxy'!
The main taalkin' point of the game waz a free kick NOT awarded to Anita for The Toon at the mid-point of the 2nd half and then just 30 seconds after this, a dive by Santi Cazorla who waz adjudged to have been fouled by Tiote, resulted in the anly goal of the game when Walcott chipped the baall forward from the edge of the box.
Hiz chip foond Giroud, who, with the merest for touches put the baall past Tim Krul in The Toon goal! (mebeez Santi Cazorla shud be caalled 'Santi CLAUSE'! for hiz free kick 'gift')
'The Arse' had come oot to win the game from the 'off' and we defended for the forst 20 minutes before 'getting a grip' to fight back!
We could have taken the lead just before the break when Cabaye hit the bar @ 'The Gallowgate End', (see above pic) but hiz effort unfortunately went ower! (THAT waz wor best chance of the game!)
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| THE TOON ATTACK THE LEAZES END DURIN' THE 1st HALF (View from The Milburn Stand balcony) |
Really we matched them for most of the match and were unfortunate to say the least not to come away with a point---thanx mainly to the man in black!
After the match wor manager, 'I Beg Your Pardew', said: "There was definatly a foul on Anita, before the goal, without a shadow of doubt!--there was also a foul on Sissoko that the referee didn't give!"
"Against Stoke we had all the calls go our way and today, perhaps, we were on the other side of it!"
Toon team: Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Williamson, Santon, Tiote, Anita (Shola Ameobi 74), Sissoko (Haidara 79), Cabaye, Gouffran (Ben Arfa 62), Remy
Attendance: 52,161 (highest of the season and highest in Britain once again!) (az per usual 'The Arseholes' took up their full 3,000 allocation high up in 'the gods' of 'The Leazes End'!)
Saturday, 28 December 2013
THE TOON v THE ARSE ****TOMORROW DINNAATIME!
Updated '1:17pm bells' Saturday 28th December 2013
Tomorrow @ '1:30 bells' we face 'The Arse' @ St James' Park in wor thord festive fixture, which iz 'live on SKY'!
In the previous two we have scored EIGHT goals and conceded ONE!--
Az mentioned yesterday we have now won a total of 1,800 Leegue games in wor history---the very forst bein' 120 years ago against wor opponents tomorrow, when we won 6-0 against the 'then' 'Woolwich' Arsenal on Saturday, September 30th, 1893 @ St James' Park with both Wallace and Thompson gettin' a 'hat-trick' each! <(remember them?)
2,000 fans were present that day to witness this 'slaughter', whereaz 52,000 will be present tomorrow dinnaatime!
Az coincidence would have it, we were 'slaughtered' 7-3 @ 'The Emirates' a year tomorrow, which waz wor worst defeat of last season!
Amazingleee!--IF? we can manage to beat 'The Arse', who are top of the table, then we will anly be THREE points behind them! ***"We shall see!"
(We havvent beaten them at home for EIGHT years, when we won 1-0 in December 2005, with Nobby Solano gettin' the anly goal of the game for us!)
A 'Geordie Times' full match report will of course be forthcomin' sometime tomorrow evenin', or on Monday! <(dependin' how much 'liquid lubrication' we've had to drink!?)
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| THE LAST GAME OF LAST SEASON * WE LOST 1-0 TO 'THE ARSE' @ ST JAMES' |
Tomorrow @ '1:30 bells' we face 'The Arse' @ St James' Park in wor thord festive fixture, which iz 'live on SKY'!
In the previous two we have scored EIGHT goals and conceded ONE!--
Az mentioned yesterday we have now won a total of 1,800 Leegue games in wor history---the very forst bein' 120 years ago against wor opponents tomorrow, when we won 6-0 against the 'then' 'Woolwich' Arsenal on Saturday, September 30th, 1893 @ St James' Park with both Wallace and Thompson gettin' a 'hat-trick' each! <(remember them?)
2,000 fans were present that day to witness this 'slaughter', whereaz 52,000 will be present tomorrow dinnaatime!
Az coincidence would have it, we were 'slaughtered' 7-3 @ 'The Emirates' a year tomorrow, which waz wor worst defeat of last season!
Amazingleee!--IF? we can manage to beat 'The Arse', who are top of the table, then we will anly be THREE points behind them! ***"We shall see!"
(We havvent beaten them at home for EIGHT years, when we won 1-0 in December 2005, with Nobby Solano gettin' the anly goal of the game for us!)
A 'Geordie Times' full match report will of course be forthcomin' sometime tomorrow evenin', or on Monday! <(dependin' how much 'liquid lubrication' we've had to drink!?)
Friday, 27 December 2013
THE TOON 5 THE P*SS POTTERS of STOKE 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2013-14
Updated '1:51pm bells' Friday 27th December 2013
"GEORDIE BOYS TAKIN' THE P*SS!"(POTTS!)
SIX goals, THREE sendings off, TWO penalties, TWO penalty appeals and ONE blatent 'hand baall' torned doon, were the main taalkin' points of this crazy Boxin' Day game played in freeezin' conditions @ St James' Park!
The chaotic sequence of events were az follows:
1st HALF:
29th minute: It started off badly for The Toon az 'The P*ss Potters' spurned two great chances orly on az we just couldn't get 'off the blocks'!
The warnings wornt heeded and the visitors deservedly took the lead through a great strike from Assaidi @ 'The Gallowgate End' from 18 yards oot!
30th minute: The P*ss Potters fans sing: "Shall we sing a song for you!?" <(aall 600 of them!--- who were given FREE travel and REDUCED ticket prices! <(A pathetic torn oot for Boxin' Day!)
34th minute: Stoke's Whelan iz booked for a rash challenge on 'The Sissoko Kid'!
40th minute: Whelan iz booked again and sent off for daft tackle on Cabaye!
42nd minute: Mark Hughes the 'P*ss Potts' manager iz aalso sent off for complainin' aboot Whelan's dismissal and hoys hiz coat away!
44th minute: Anothaa sendin' off!---This time it's Stoke's Wilson who pulled doon Remy in the box!
44th minute: Remy takes the penalty himself but it iz saved by ex mackem goalie Sorensen!
44th minute: Stoke break upfield and have a handbaall appeal torned doon when Williamson handles reet in front of the ref! <(it must be Christmas!)
45th minute: From the haandbaall incident we break upfield and Remy makes amends for hiz miss a minute orlier when hiz shot iz deflected twice, before endin' up in the net! (below)
45th minute: Stoke's Nzonzi iz booked for arguin' aboot the 'Williamson' hand baall incident!
That's! (deep breath!) SEVEN incidents in just FIVE minutes!
2nd HALF:
48th minute: The nine men carnt cope with wor attacks and 'Gooffy' Gouffran puts us aheed with a fine left footed effort, just inside the box!
55th minute: Loic Remy heeds home from a Debuchy cross to make it 3-1 to us!
66th minute: Neat 'one touch futbaall' from 'The Toon' pays off and Yohan Cabaye nets with a great side footed shot! (game ower!)
79th minute: We are awarded wor 2nd penalty of the game when Pieters fouls 'Uncle' Ben Arfa just inside the area!
80th minute: Super sub Cisse grabs the baall and fires it past a dejected Sorensen to cries of: '"Your just a sad mackem Bustard!" from the Toon faithful!
82nd minute: A tussle between Cabaye and Shawcross shud have resulted in anothaa penalty for us, but the ref takes pity on wor visitors and waves 'play on'!
89th minute: Yet anothaa penalty appeal iz torned doon by the ref az Shawcross lunges at Haidera, but the ref again torns doon wor appeal!
93rd minute: "It's aall ower!"-- and the three points are well and truly in Santa's bag for a belated Christmas present for us!
On top of aall this 'Uncle' Ben Arfa aalso hit the post twice in the 2nd half!
'Geordie Times' Statfacts:
This waz wor 200th home win in the Premyaa Leegue era! <(and 'The Geordie Times' haz seen them aall!)
This waz aalso wor 1,800th Leegue win in wor history!
Wor 1st ever win waz when we beat Woolwich Arsenal 6-0 at St James' Park ower 120 years ago in September 1893 <(and NO!---due to circumstances beyond our control we wernt at THAT game!)
Toon team: Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Williamson, Santon (Haidara 61), Sissoko, Cabaye, Anita (Shola Ameobi 46), Ben Arfa, Remy, Gouffran (Cisse 72)
Attendance: 51,665 (Highest Boxin' Day crowd in Britain!)
(just 600 'P*ss Potters') < (A p*ss poor tornoot!)
The 5-1 win waz aalso the biggest in the entire 4 divisions of the Leegue!
"GEORDIE BOYS TAKIN' THE P*SS!"(POTTS!)
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| CISSE STEPS UP TO PUT US 5-1 UP! |
SIX goals, THREE sendings off, TWO penalties, TWO penalty appeals and ONE blatent 'hand baall' torned doon, were the main taalkin' points of this crazy Boxin' Day game played in freeezin' conditions @ St James' Park!
The chaotic sequence of events were az follows:
1st HALF:
29th minute: It started off badly for The Toon az 'The P*ss Potters' spurned two great chances orly on az we just couldn't get 'off the blocks'!
The warnings wornt heeded and the visitors deservedly took the lead through a great strike from Assaidi @ 'The Gallowgate End' from 18 yards oot!
30th minute: The P*ss Potters fans sing: "Shall we sing a song for you!?" <(aall 600 of them!--- who were given FREE travel and REDUCED ticket prices! <(A pathetic torn oot for Boxin' Day!)
34th minute: Stoke's Whelan iz booked for a rash challenge on 'The Sissoko Kid'!
40th minute: Whelan iz booked again and sent off for daft tackle on Cabaye!
42nd minute: Mark Hughes the 'P*ss Potts' manager iz aalso sent off for complainin' aboot Whelan's dismissal and hoys hiz coat away!
44th minute: Anothaa sendin' off!---This time it's Stoke's Wilson who pulled doon Remy in the box!
44th minute: Remy takes the penalty himself but it iz saved by ex mackem goalie Sorensen!
44th minute: Stoke break upfield and have a handbaall appeal torned doon when Williamson handles reet in front of the ref! <(it must be Christmas!)
45th minute: From the haandbaall incident we break upfield and Remy makes amends for hiz miss a minute orlier when hiz shot iz deflected twice, before endin' up in the net! (below)
45th minute: Stoke's Nzonzi iz booked for arguin' aboot the 'Williamson' hand baall incident!
That's! (deep breath!) SEVEN incidents in just FIVE minutes!
2nd HALF:
48th minute: The nine men carnt cope with wor attacks and 'Gooffy' Gouffran puts us aheed with a fine left footed effort, just inside the box!
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| 'GOOFFY' (with hiz arm outstretched) SCORES WOR 2nd GOAL! |
55th minute: Loic Remy heeds home from a Debuchy cross to make it 3-1 to us!
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| REMY GOAL |
66th minute: Neat 'one touch futbaall' from 'The Toon' pays off and Yohan Cabaye nets with a great side footed shot! (game ower!)
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| CABAYE SCREAMER! |
79th minute: We are awarded wor 2nd penalty of the game when Pieters fouls 'Uncle' Ben Arfa just inside the area!
80th minute: Super sub Cisse grabs the baall and fires it past a dejected Sorensen to cries of: '"Your just a sad mackem Bustard!" from the Toon faithful!
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| CISSE PEN 5-1 ! (Aall photos taken by t'The Geordie Times' paparazzi fotografaa!) |
82nd minute: A tussle between Cabaye and Shawcross shud have resulted in anothaa penalty for us, but the ref takes pity on wor visitors and waves 'play on'!
89th minute: Yet anothaa penalty appeal iz torned doon by the ref az Shawcross lunges at Haidera, but the ref again torns doon wor appeal!
93rd minute: "It's aall ower!"-- and the three points are well and truly in Santa's bag for a belated Christmas present for us!
On top of aall this 'Uncle' Ben Arfa aalso hit the post twice in the 2nd half!
'Geordie Times' Statfacts:
This waz wor 200th home win in the Premyaa Leegue era! <(and 'The Geordie Times' haz seen them aall!)
This waz aalso wor 1,800th Leegue win in wor history!
Wor 1st ever win waz when we beat Woolwich Arsenal 6-0 at St James' Park ower 120 years ago in September 1893 <(and NO!---due to circumstances beyond our control we wernt at THAT game!)
Toon team: Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Williamson, Santon (Haidara 61), Sissoko, Cabaye, Anita (Shola Ameobi 46), Ben Arfa, Remy, Gouffran (Cisse 72)
Attendance: 51,665 (Highest Boxin' Day crowd in Britain!)
(just 600 'P*ss Potters') < (A p*ss poor tornoot!)
The 5-1 win waz aalso the biggest in the entire 4 divisions of the Leegue!
Thursday, 26 December 2013
THE TOON v THE P*SS POTTERS of STOKE *** BOXIN' DAY!
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| YOHAN CABAYE (inside the 'D') SCORES AGAINST 'THE P*SS POTTS' LAST SEASON IN WOR 2-1 VICTORY! |
Tomorrow afternoon we face a rare home Boxin' Day game (anly wor 2nd in 11 years!) when we face 'The Red n White striped P*ss Potters of Stoke' in a '3 bells' kick off @ St James' Park.
We understand that tickets are still available for this game and theeze can still be porchaced from the NUFC ticket office!
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| "We aall p*ss in a red & white pot!" (1st sang in 'The Leazes End' in the 1960's against a certain team who play 11 miles away!) (to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine by 'The Beatles!) |
Last season we beat them 2-1 and a similar result will not be 'sniffed at' by us, az we climb up the the Christmas Tree and we are currently on the sixth branch!
If we DE win than this will be wor 200th home win in the Premyaa Leegue era! <(and 'The Geordie Times' haz seen them aall!)
Cheik Tiote iz suspended for this game, but the rest of the team who won 3-0 at 'The Palace' last week are aall available for selection!
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| THE NEW EUROPA CUP PERHAPS!? |
If Swansea didn't have The Europa League then they would be much higher up the table now!"
In othaa words!---WE DIVVINT (under any circumstances!) want to finish FIFTH again at the end of this season, az it's a Europa Leegue 'poison chalice'!--- and az a top fower 'Champions Leegue' finish looks beyond us!--- we'd better stay where we are then, in sixth place!
A full Boxin' Day match report will be forthcomin' on Friday!
Tuesday, 24 December 2013
"ROCKIN' AROOND THE CHRISTMAS TREE!"
Posted '5:38pm bells' Christmas Eve Tuesday 24th December 2013
Followin' the goal-less draw between 'The Arse' and 'The Chelski OAPs' last neet, 'The Toon' gan into Christmas Day perched on the SIXTH branch of the Christmas tree and just SIX points off top spot!---while 'The SMBs' find themsels at the bottom of the tree amongst the cast off pine needles!---lang may it continue!
"WE WISH YOO A MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
"AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Followin' the goal-less draw between 'The Arse' and 'The Chelski OAPs' last neet, 'The Toon' gan into Christmas Day perched on the SIXTH branch of the Christmas tree and just SIX points off top spot!---while 'The SMBs' find themsels at the bottom of the tree amongst the cast off pine needles!---lang may it continue!
"AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Monday, 23 December 2013
MAN YOO! *** THE LAST TABOO! (A LIST OF WHEN WE LAST BEAT THE CURRENT PREMYAA LEEGUE CLUBS)
Updated '9:20am bells Monday 23rd December 2013
Wor historic win @ 'The Theatre of Muppets' after 41 years of failure, means that we have now beaten EVERY SINGLE current Premyaa Leegue side at least once both home and away since 1990!
Teams listed below are in 'Geordiebetical' order!
The dates of the last home and away wins and scores.
Aall are for Premyaa Leegue games (unless stated in brackets)
Key: LC=Leegue Cup FA=FA Cup CH=Championship
Dates of teams that we have beaten this season so far are in 'Brazil' yellow'
HOME AWAY
The Arse: 10/12/05 won 1-0 07/11/10 won 1-0
The Liverbirds: 01/04/12 won 2-0 28/11/1995 won 1-0 (LC)
Chelski: 02/11/13 won 2-0 02/05/12 won 2-0
Blue Moonies: 24/09/05 won 1-0 30/09/2000 won 1-0
Toffee Noses: 05/11/11 won 2-1 18/09/10 won 1-0
Sporz: 18/08/12 won 2-1 10/11/13 won 1-0
Sooothampton: 24/02/13 won 2-0 19/09/04 won 2-1
Manc Muppets: 04/01/12 won 3-0 07/12/13 WON 1-0 !
Swanzee: 28/11/09 won 3-0 (CH) 06/04/12 won 2-0
Hazbeens & Villians: 05/02/12 won 2-1 14/09/13 won 2-1
Hull Tiger Lillys:15/10/1997 won 2-0 (LC) 06/01/1990 won1-0 (FA)
Stoke P*ss Pots:10/03/13 won 2-1 31/10/11 won 3-1
Canary Custards: 23/11/13 won 2-1 04/01/1994 won 2-1
Baggie Troosers: 30/11/13 won 2-1 25/03/12 won 3-1
Cardiff Red Herrings: 05/02/10 won 2-1 (CH) 05/10/13 won 2-1
The Jellied Eels Mob: 05/01/11 won 5-0 23/10/10 won 2-1
The Jackson Jivers of Fulham: 31/08/13 won 1-0 15/12/07 won 1-0
The Crystal Balls: 27/01/10 won 1-0 (CH) 21/12/13 won 3-0
SMBs: 31/10/10 WON 5-1 ! 20/08/11 WON 1-0 !
'Geordie Times' Factfile: The anly team we haven't beaten at aall in the 21st century are 'Broken Nose Bruce's Hull Tiger Lillys'!
'The Liverbirds' are the anly othaa team we haven't beaten away this century! (1995)
AND!---(nearly 24 hours later!)
"Er!"----DID yoo spot 'The Geordie Times' dillibritt misstayk???
We aalso havvent beaten 'The Canary Custards' away since 1994!
If yoo spotted this, then award yourself '3 Brownie pints'!
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| 'THE THEATRE OF MUPPETS' *** 07/12/2013 *** THE LAST TABOO! (THE TOON ARE IN 'BRAZIL' YELLOW'!) |
Wor historic win @ 'The Theatre of Muppets' after 41 years of failure, means that we have now beaten EVERY SINGLE current Premyaa Leegue side at least once both home and away since 1990!
Teams listed below are in 'Geordiebetical' order!
The dates of the last home and away wins and scores.
Aall are for Premyaa Leegue games (unless stated in brackets)
Key: LC=Leegue Cup FA=FA Cup CH=Championship
Dates of teams that we have beaten this season so far are in 'Brazil' yellow'
HOME AWAY
The Arse: 10/12/05 won 1-0 07/11/10 won 1-0
The Liverbirds: 01/04/12 won 2-0 28/11/1995 won 1-0 (LC)
Chelski: 02/11/13 won 2-0 02/05/12 won 2-0
Blue Moonies: 24/09/05 won 1-0 30/09/2000 won 1-0
Toffee Noses: 05/11/11 won 2-1 18/09/10 won 1-0
Sporz: 18/08/12 won 2-1 10/11/13 won 1-0
Sooothampton: 24/02/13 won 2-0 19/09/04 won 2-1
Manc Muppets: 04/01/12 won 3-0 07/12/13 WON 1-0 !
Swanzee: 28/11/09 won 3-0 (CH) 06/04/12 won 2-0
Hazbeens & Villians: 05/02/12 won 2-1 14/09/13 won 2-1
Hull Tiger Lillys:15/10/1997 won 2-0 (LC) 06/01/1990 won1-0 (FA)
Stoke P*ss Pots:10/03/13 won 2-1 31/10/11 won 3-1
Canary Custards: 23/11/13 won 2-1 04/01/1994 won 2-1
Baggie Troosers: 30/11/13 won 2-1 25/03/12 won 3-1
Cardiff Red Herrings: 05/02/10 won 2-1 (CH) 05/10/13 won 2-1
The Jellied Eels Mob: 05/01/11 won 5-0 23/10/10 won 2-1
The Jackson Jivers of Fulham: 31/08/13 won 1-0 15/12/07 won 1-0
The Crystal Balls: 27/01/10 won 1-0 (CH) 21/12/13 won 3-0
SMBs: 31/10/10 WON 5-1 ! 20/08/11 WON 1-0 !
'Geordie Times' Factfile: The anly team we haven't beaten at aall in the 21st century are 'Broken Nose Bruce's Hull Tiger Lillys'!
'The Liverbirds' are the anly othaa team we haven't beaten away this century! (1995)
AND!---(nearly 24 hours later!)
"Er!"----DID yoo spot 'The Geordie Times' dillibritt misstayk???
We aalso havvent beaten 'The Canary Custards' away since 1994!
If yoo spotted this, then award yourself '3 Brownie pints'!
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