In the run up to Saturdays away game a'm re-postin' mee forst ever visit to "Landans eest end" to watch 'The Toon' 44 years ago, when we played 'The Jellied Eels Mob' @ Upton Park in March 1969
This archive match report iz now online below!
This website iz dedecated to the Newcastle United groundhoppers who follow the fortunes of the team aroond the world (and beyond!) The ground totals include competitive and friendly forst team, resorve team, junior team and Newcastle United X1 games that 'the mad-sad groundhopper' has attended, aall for Newcastle United games only, in the last SEVEN decades*** cheers!***'Fink' (the mad-sad groundhopper!)***last count 379 (380 inc Motspur Park outside)
Thursday, 2 May 2013
GEORDIE TIMES ARCHIVE *** GROUND 009***THE BOLEYN GROOND (UPTON PARK) 1969
Posted '11:00am bells' Thorsday 2nd May 2013
In the run up to Saturdays away game a'm re-postin' mee forst ever visit to "Landans eest end" to watch 'The Toon' 44 years ago, when we played 'The Jellied Eels Mob' @ Upton Park in March 1969
This archive match report iz now online below!
In the run up to Saturdays away game a'm re-postin' mee forst ever visit to "Landans eest end" to watch 'The Toon' 44 years ago, when we played 'The Jellied Eels Mob' @ Upton Park in March 1969
This archive match report iz now online below!
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
THE PIT YAKKERS v THE WHITLEY BAYWATCHERS ***TOONEET @ ST JAMES'!
Posted '12:25pm bells' Wednesday 1st May 2013
The final of the Northumberland Seeenya<(Senior!) Cup takes place toneet when 'The Pit Yakkers of Ashington' take on 'The Whitley Baywatchers' @ St James' Park in an aall Northern Leegue encoontaa!***kick off '7 bells'
It's £6 for grown ups and £3 for sprogs and zimmerframeites to get in<(East Stand tornstiles anly)
Unfortuanateleee, 'yours trueleee' won't be there az av got to gan 'night truckin' to Glasgow @ '9:30 bells', but there shud be a good torn oot az both teams have canny support!
Thorty minutes extra time will be played if needed followed by a penalty shootout, shud the scores remain level!
Get there if yi can and support your local teams!***'The Geordie Times' will of course post a special match report tomorrow, by somebody else!<(a'm not SykickK!)<('Geordie Times' spellin'!)
Updated '10:15am bells' Thorsday 2nd May 2013
Dressed in their black n white striped garb, 'The Pit Yakkers from Ashington' beat 'The Whitley Baywatchers 3-0 to lift 'The Northumberland Seenya Cup in front of a 1,500 crowd!<(but not includin' 'little old me' of course!)
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| VIEW FROM THE EAST STAND Toon v Blackborn, FA Cup 2012 (Lookin' towards The Milburn Stand (centre) and The Leazes End (right) |
The final of the Northumberland Seeenya<(Senior!) Cup takes place toneet when 'The Pit Yakkers of Ashington' take on 'The Whitley Baywatchers' @ St James' Park in an aall Northern Leegue encoontaa!***kick off '7 bells'
It's £6 for grown ups and £3 for sprogs and zimmerframeites to get in<(East Stand tornstiles anly)
Unfortuanateleee, 'yours trueleee' won't be there az av got to gan 'night truckin' to Glasgow @ '9:30 bells', but there shud be a good torn oot az both teams have canny support!
Thorty minutes extra time will be played if needed followed by a penalty shootout, shud the scores remain level!
Get there if yi can and support your local teams!***'The Geordie Times' will of course post a special match report tomorrow, by somebody else!<(a'm not SykickK!)<('Geordie Times' spellin'!)
Updated '10:15am bells' Thorsday 2nd May 2013
Dressed in their black n white striped garb, 'The Pit Yakkers from Ashington' beat 'The Whitley Baywatchers 3-0 to lift 'The Northumberland Seenya Cup in front of a 1,500 crowd!<(but not includin' 'little old me' of course!)
"MAY DAY!***MAY DAY!"
Posted '10:00am bells' Wednesday 1st May 2013
We must now put the catastrophic month of April behind us (when we performed like 'April showers'/'fools'!) and regroup yet again for the final three games in May to avoid 'the abyss'!
'The Hazbeens and Villians' 6-1 slaughter of the SMBs on Monday neet meenz that the men from Englands 2nd biggest city move ONE above us on goal difference, when anly last week they were TEN behind us in the 'goals difference' table! (wot a 'difference'<(sic!) a week makes!)
'The Honeymoon Period' for the 'Manky Moggies' facist leader iz now 'on hold', az the SMBs are aalso level on points with us, az the scramble to avoid the trap-door continues unabaited!
Aall three of the above are now prayin' that 'The Blue Wigs' divvint win their game in hand and reduce the deficit to just TWO points!
The great news for NUFC iz that 'Captain Coloccini' iz expected to retorn to the fray against 'The Jellied Eels Mob' of "eest Landan" @ Upton Park on Saturday after a lang absence and hopefully hiz leadership will 'steer' us to safety!?
This game iz a selloot (2,000 allocation) az iz wor final visit to the capital a week on Sunday to relegated QPR <(or iz this game to be switched at the last minute, to MONDAY neet for live telly!?)
(QPR: 1,600 allocation)
Anyway!---'The Biscuitmen' and 'appy 'arry's Rag and Bone Men' relegated each othaa with a goal-less draw the othaa day, and hopefully the men from 'Steptoe country' won't be too bothered when WE play them!?
More to follow on wor 'norve shatterin' game in "Landan's eest end" this comin' Saturday, later!--a "MAY DAY" caall if ever there waz one!
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| ACTION FROM WOR HOME GAME v 'THE JELLIED EELS MOB' LAST NOVEMBER! (We lost 1-0 !) |
We must now put the catastrophic month of April behind us (when we performed like 'April showers'/'fools'!) and regroup yet again for the final three games in May to avoid 'the abyss'!
'The Hazbeens and Villians' 6-1 slaughter of the SMBs on Monday neet meenz that the men from Englands 2nd biggest city move ONE above us on goal difference, when anly last week they were TEN behind us in the 'goals difference' table! (wot a 'difference'<(sic!) a week makes!)
'The Honeymoon Period' for the 'Manky Moggies' facist leader iz now 'on hold', az the SMBs are aalso level on points with us, az the scramble to avoid the trap-door continues unabaited!
Aall three of the above are now prayin' that 'The Blue Wigs' divvint win their game in hand and reduce the deficit to just TWO points!
The great news for NUFC iz that 'Captain Coloccini' iz expected to retorn to the fray against 'The Jellied Eels Mob' of "eest Landan" @ Upton Park on Saturday after a lang absence and hopefully hiz leadership will 'steer' us to safety!?
This game iz a selloot (2,000 allocation) az iz wor final visit to the capital a week on Sunday to relegated QPR <(or iz this game to be switched at the last minute, to MONDAY neet for live telly!?)
(QPR: 1,600 allocation)
Anyway!---'The Biscuitmen' and 'appy 'arry's Rag and Bone Men' relegated each othaa with a goal-less draw the othaa day, and hopefully the men from 'Steptoe country' won't be too bothered when WE play them!?
More to follow on wor 'norve shatterin' game in "Landan's eest end" this comin' Saturday, later!--a "MAY DAY" caall if ever there waz one!
Tuesday, 30 April 2013
"30,000 THANKYOOZ! AND 10,000 YANKYOOZ!"
Updated '8:20pm bells Tuesday 30th April 2013
Apart form the weekend disaster show, two things have happened in the last few days in regard to 'The Geordie Times' pageviews!
We received wor THORTY THOOSANDTH!<(30,000th!) owerseas 'hit' @ the weekend and yesterday we passed the TEN THOOSAND MARK<(10,000!) for 'hits' from the USA!
A mammoth total for a daft futbaall blog, divvint yoo think?***135 countries and territories aroond the world have now viewed us!<(plus of course, MARS!)
The celebrations (az usual!) started off in New York City @ the top of 'The Empire State Building', which iz now a 'tradition' amongst wor friends across 'the pond'!
Yet again we thank each and every one of wor loyal reeeders from owerseas<>(and beyond!) for 'loggin in' at this difficult time!
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Apart form the weekend disaster show, two things have happened in the last few days in regard to 'The Geordie Times' pageviews!
We received wor THORTY THOOSANDTH!<(30,000th!) owerseas 'hit' @ the weekend and yesterday we passed the TEN THOOSAND MARK<(10,000!) for 'hits' from the USA!
A mammoth total for a daft futbaall blog, divvint yoo think?***135 countries and territories aroond the world have now viewed us!<(plus of course, MARS!)
The celebrations (az usual!) started off in New York City @ the top of 'The Empire State Building', which iz now a 'tradition' amongst wor friends across 'the pond'!
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Monday, 29 April 2013
"I BEG YOUR PARDEW!?"
Posted 2:50pm 'bells' Monday 29th April 2013
The backlash of Saturdays capitulation are startin' to reverberate aroond Tyneside, with many fans furious with wor performance ower the weekend!
Amazingleee, wor manager says he ISN'T! embarressed aboot wor worst home defeat for 88 years! (Blackborn beat us 7-1 @ St James' in 1925!)< (Accordin to The Sundih Sun, 1925 was 87 years ago?)
The local 'rags' say it aall I think!
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The backlash of Saturdays capitulation are startin' to reverberate aroond Tyneside, with many fans furious with wor performance ower the weekend!
Amazingleee, wor manager says he ISN'T! embarressed aboot wor worst home defeat for 88 years! (Blackborn beat us 7-1 @ St James' in 1925!)< (Accordin to The Sundih Sun, 1925 was 87 years ago?)
The local 'rags' say it aall I think!
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Sunday, 28 April 2013
THE TOON 0 THE LIVERBIRDS 6 <(SIX!)
Updated '8:45pm bells' Sunday 28th April 2013
I reeely divvint naa wot to say aboot this performance???
The worst home defeat in my lifetime and the worst in livin' memory of anybody aged ninety five or under!!!
It doesn't get ANY worse than this!<(and I meeen that most sincerely folks!) from a team who 'promised'? to make up for 'derby disaster day' a fortneet ago!
They let us doon badly again of course, with a performance that would have insulted a Sunday league pub side!
We are now just THREE games from 'the abyss' and just where the next point iz comin' from iz anybodys guess az confidence seems to be at an aall time low?
We can anly hope that 'The Blue Wigs' and 'The Hazbeens and Villians' slip up, az this iz the anly way we will keep wor top flight status!
Any othaa manager would have been sacked after this, or resigned in shame, but this iz NUFC we are taalkin aboot and we will find oot in the next week just which direction we are heedin'!
That's it for the 'match report' az there iz NOTHIN' 'to report' on wor abysmal performance, az 'The Liverbirds' were 'TEN classes' above us yesterday and could easily have had double figures!<(thank god that '23 goal' 'Chomper' Saurez wasn't playin' for them!)
Where DO we gan from here?????????
Toon team?:Elliot, Debuchy, Steve Taylor, Yanga, Haidera, Perch (Ben Arfa 46), Tiote (Anita 65) Cabaye, Sissoko, Cisse, Gutierrez (Gouffran 46)
Attendance; 52,351 (49,351 shell shocked Geordies!) (3,000 Mickey Mousers takin' the p*ss!)
Much more to follow later!
I reeely divvint naa wot to say aboot this performance???The worst home defeat in my lifetime and the worst in livin' memory of anybody aged ninety five or under!!!
It doesn't get ANY worse than this!<(and I meeen that most sincerely folks!) from a team who 'promised'? to make up for 'derby disaster day' a fortneet ago!
They let us doon badly again of course, with a performance that would have insulted a Sunday league pub side!
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We are now just THREE games from 'the abyss' and just where the next point iz comin' from iz anybodys guess az confidence seems to be at an aall time low?
We can anly hope that 'The Blue Wigs' and 'The Hazbeens and Villians' slip up, az this iz the anly way we will keep wor top flight status!
Any othaa manager would have been sacked after this, or resigned in shame, but this iz NUFC we are taalkin aboot and we will find oot in the next week just which direction we are heedin'!
That's it for the 'match report' az there iz NOTHIN' 'to report' on wor abysmal performance, az 'The Liverbirds' were 'TEN classes' above us yesterday and could easily have had double figures!<(thank god that '23 goal' 'Chomper' Saurez wasn't playin' for them!)
Where DO we gan from here?????????
Toon team?:Elliot, Debuchy, Steve Taylor, Yanga, Haidera, Perch (Ben Arfa 46), Tiote (Anita 65) Cabaye, Sissoko, Cisse, Gutierrez (Gouffran 46)
Attendance; 52,351 (49,351 shell shocked Geordies!) (3,000 Mickey Mousers takin' the p*ss!)
Much more to follow later!
Saturday, 27 April 2013
THE TOON v THE LIVERBIRDS ***THIS AFTERNOON!
Updated 11:15am bells Saturday 27th April 2013
Anothaa crucial game in this lang torturous season takes place today against 'The Liverbirds' @ St James' with a '5:30 bells' kick off for live telly!
We understand that Demba Cisse could well play, despite havin' a reported cracked rib and we've hord that captain Coloccini could play some part az well?<(we shall see!)
Cheik Tiote iz aalso expected to retorn to the fray, while Ben Arfa iz expected to be on the subs bench.
'Chomper' Suarez', of course, will be a massive 'miss' for them, after hiz 10 game ban for cannibalism, and az he haz scored 23 of their goals this season, 'this' will undoubtedly be a massive 'hit' for 'us'!
This iz wor penultimate<(divvint naa wot it meenz but it soonds good!?) home game of the season and iz a selloot az we write this.
Aalso a 'selloot' iz wor next away game against 'The Jellied Eels Mob' of "Eest Landan" a week today, where we have been allocated 2,000 tickets!
Gettin' back to todays game, 'The Liverbirds' fans have been warned by their aan club not to hoy flares or smokebombs, which of course haz happened in quite a few Toon games this season az well!
The wetthaa az aa speak, lookin' across the 'sacred river', iz freezin' caad and a howlin' gale iz blowin' with intermittent rain!
Az mentioned, the game iz a 52,000 plus selloot, with 'The Mickey Mousers' takin' up their full allocation az usual in 'The Leazes End gods'!
Match report az per usual to follow eethaa late toneet or sometime tomorrow mornin', when aa get oot mee 'scratcher'!
PS: Apologeez for not updatin' this site yesterday, but av been 'stowed off' with graft and have been to West Brom three days in a row! (The Bakery where aa gan te, iz ower the road from 'The Hawthorns!)
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| 'ACTION' FROM WOR GAME AT ANFIELD ORLIER ON HIS SEASON! A SPRINKLER GANS ON 'THE RAMPAGE' AND SOAKS HUNDREDS OF 'LIVERBIRDS' IN THE EXECUTIVE AREAS! HA! HA! |
Anothaa crucial game in this lang torturous season takes place today against 'The Liverbirds' @ St James' with a '5:30 bells' kick off for live telly!
We understand that Demba Cisse could well play, despite havin' a reported cracked rib and we've hord that captain Coloccini could play some part az well?<(we shall see!)
Cheik Tiote iz aalso expected to retorn to the fray, while Ben Arfa iz expected to be on the subs bench.
'Chomper' Suarez', of course, will be a massive 'miss' for them, after hiz 10 game ban for cannibalism, and az he haz scored 23 of their goals this season, 'this' will undoubtedly be a massive 'hit' for 'us'!
This iz wor penultimate<(divvint naa wot it meenz but it soonds good!?) home game of the season and iz a selloot az we write this.
Aalso a 'selloot' iz wor next away game against 'The Jellied Eels Mob' of "Eest Landan" a week today, where we have been allocated 2,000 tickets!
Gettin' back to todays game, 'The Liverbirds' fans have been warned by their aan club not to hoy flares or smokebombs, which of course haz happened in quite a few Toon games this season az well!
The wetthaa az aa speak, lookin' across the 'sacred river', iz freezin' caad and a howlin' gale iz blowin' with intermittent rain!
Az mentioned, the game iz a 52,000 plus selloot, with 'The Mickey Mousers' takin' up their full allocation az usual in 'The Leazes End gods'!
Match report az per usual to follow eethaa late toneet or sometime tomorrow mornin', when aa get oot mee 'scratcher'!
PS: Apologeez for not updatin' this site yesterday, but av been 'stowed off' with graft and have been to West Brom three days in a row! (The Bakery where aa gan te, iz ower the road from 'The Hawthorns!)
Wednesday, 24 April 2013
THE 'ROTTEN' F.A.***"HAVE THEY BITTEN OFF MORE THAN SUAREZ CAN CHEW!?"
Posted '10:35pm bells' Wednesday 24th April 2013
Foollowin'<(this isnt a misprint!) Suarez'z 10 match ban today for takin' a 'pineapple chunk' oot of an opponents arm, through video evidence, az the officials 'missed it', we have got ask the question just why didn't this happen to 'Callous' McManaman, who nearly broke Haidara's leg at Wigan the other week and who haz got away 'scott free' withoot so much az a warnin'???
Just how yoo can have one rule for cannibalism and anothaa for tryin' to break somebody's leg iz beyond us!
Of course Suarez will quite rightly miss wor game on Saturday teatime when 'The Liverbirds' come a'caallin' to St James' Park, but on the othaa hand, McManamen, it seems, iz free to de wot he likes and play in the FA Cup final!
The whole FA setup iz a complete and utter farce and they shud aall be placed into stocks like they did in 'The Middle Ages' and have rotten fruit and eggs thrown at them, forthwith!<(That's 'The FA, McManaman and Suarez!)
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Foollowin'<(this isnt a misprint!) Suarez'z 10 match ban today for takin' a 'pineapple chunk' oot of an opponents arm, through video evidence, az the officials 'missed it', we have got ask the question just why didn't this happen to 'Callous' McManaman, who nearly broke Haidara's leg at Wigan the other week and who haz got away 'scott free' withoot so much az a warnin'???
Just how yoo can have one rule for cannibalism and anothaa for tryin' to break somebody's leg iz beyond us!
Of course Suarez will quite rightly miss wor game on Saturday teatime when 'The Liverbirds' come a'caallin' to St James' Park, but on the othaa hand, McManamen, it seems, iz free to de wot he likes and play in the FA Cup final!
The whole FA setup iz a complete and utter farce and they shud aall be placed into stocks like they did in 'The Middle Ages' and have rotten fruit and eggs thrown at them, forthwith!<(That's 'The FA, McManaman and Suarez!)
Tuesday, 23 April 2013
MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPER NEWS! *** THE CAMBRIDGE BOAT RACERS 1 v THE TOON RESORVES 2 ***PLAYED TOOONEET!
Final update '9:20pm bells' Tuesday 23rd April 2013
"MONEY TALKS!"
There's great news for the 'younger' mad-sad groundhoppers amongst us, az we have arranged a friendly against Cambridge United @ The Abbey Stadium toneet @ '7:30 bells'!
Former Toon coach, Richard Money iz in charge of 'The Boat Racers' and had asked 'The Toon' for a friendly to celebrate the club's 100th annivorsary!
'Golden oldies' like 'me'!? have been here before of course and wor last visit waz 20 years ago this month when we won 3-0 in the 'old' 2nd Division!
For that reason alone we wont be gannin'!---BUT!, 'Liam from the Lamp' and hiz sidekick 'Micheal the Mag', who were too young to gan back then, have hired a 'jam jar' and are heedin' doon this afternoon to add it to 'their list'!
It's a tenner to get in for 'grown ups' and a fiver for 'sprogs' and 'zimmerframites'!
'Liam from the Lamp' iz deein' 'The Geordie Times' match report for 'this one' and we will have 'excluuusive' live reports online throughoot the evenin' by the wonders of text messagin'!
SO!***'tune in' to 'The Geordie Times' toooneet if yi want to naa the score forst!
Posted '7:55pm bells'
'GEORDIE TIMES' NEWSFLASH from 'The Abbey Stadium'!***Amalfitano fires home to put The Toon aheed in the 10th minute!
Goal correction time: Liam from the Lamp's watch iz wrang!---the goal time iz actually TWO! minutes!<(must be one of those 'Mickey Moose ones'!)
Updated '8:17pm bells'
Half time: 1-0 to The Toon!
Updated '8:25pm bells'
'Liam from the Lamp' haz just been hit by the match baall!<(but bein' a true 'Geordie Times' reportaa, he iz still 'carryin on'!)
Updated '8:43pm bells'
50th minute: Toon defender Mbabu concedes a penalty 1-1!
Correction: goal time actually 55th minute!<(Mickey haz got a lot to answer for!)
Updated '8:50pm bells'
Peter 'Pedro' 'Quasimodo' Beardsley haz just come on az a super sub for wor U21 resorve side!<(he IZ! anly 52 after aall!)
Updated '8:57pm bells'
69th minute: Liam iz nearly hit by the match baall again!<(it's caalled 'magnatism'!)
Attendance given az 1,302<(at least TWO Toon fans from 'The Big Lamp'!)
Correction: Attendance iz actually 1,502<(we'll get it reet one day!?)
Updated 9:17pm bells'
87th minute: GOAL!---Gilliead puts The Toon back in front with a deflected effort!<(or did it gan in direct, from a James Tavernier cross?)
Updated: '9:20pm bells'---the ref blows for full time!---The Toon win 2-1!
Special thanx to Liam and Michael from *'The Lamp' for this 'oot of depth' match report!
*'The Lamp'/Big Lamp' iz a place in The Toon not far from St James' Park on Westgate Road
PS: If yi cannit make it to Cambridge, The Toon U18s are playin' 'The Venky Chickens of Blackborn' @ Little Benton this afternoon!
PS: Too late if yi were thinkin' of gannin' to the U18s game!---just hord that we won 3-0 with Greg Olley and Adam Armstrong gettin' wor goals!
"MONEY TALKS!"
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| "AZ YOO CAN SEE, RICHARD MONEY IZ 'ECSTATIC' THAT NUFC ARE TO PAY THEM A VISIT!" |
There's great news for the 'younger' mad-sad groundhoppers amongst us, az we have arranged a friendly against Cambridge United @ The Abbey Stadium toneet @ '7:30 bells'!
Former Toon coach, Richard Money iz in charge of 'The Boat Racers' and had asked 'The Toon' for a friendly to celebrate the club's 100th annivorsary!
'Golden oldies' like 'me'!? have been here before of course and wor last visit waz 20 years ago this month when we won 3-0 in the 'old' 2nd Division!
For that reason alone we wont be gannin'!---BUT!, 'Liam from the Lamp' and hiz sidekick 'Micheal the Mag', who were too young to gan back then, have hired a 'jam jar' and are heedin' doon this afternoon to add it to 'their list'!
It's a tenner to get in for 'grown ups' and a fiver for 'sprogs' and 'zimmerframites'!
'Liam from the Lamp' iz deein' 'The Geordie Times' match report for 'this one' and we will have 'excluuusive' live reports online throughoot the evenin' by the wonders of text messagin'!
SO!***'tune in' to 'The Geordie Times' toooneet if yi want to naa the score forst!
Posted '7:55pm bells'
'GEORDIE TIMES' NEWSFLASH from 'The Abbey Stadium'!***Amalfitano fires home to put The Toon aheed in the 10th minute!
Goal correction time: Liam from the Lamp's watch iz wrang!---the goal time iz actually TWO! minutes!<(must be one of those 'Mickey Moose ones'!)
Updated '8:17pm bells'
Half time: 1-0 to The Toon!
Updated '8:25pm bells'
'Liam from the Lamp' haz just been hit by the match baall!<(but bein' a true 'Geordie Times' reportaa, he iz still 'carryin on'!)
Updated '8:43pm bells'
50th minute: Toon defender Mbabu concedes a penalty 1-1!
Correction: goal time actually 55th minute!<(Mickey haz got a lot to answer for!)
Updated '8:50pm bells'
Peter 'Pedro' 'Quasimodo' Beardsley haz just come on az a super sub for wor U21 resorve side!<(he IZ! anly 52 after aall!)
Updated '8:57pm bells'
69th minute: Liam iz nearly hit by the match baall again!<(it's caalled 'magnatism'!)
Attendance given az 1,302<(at least TWO Toon fans from 'The Big Lamp'!)
Correction: Attendance iz actually 1,502<(we'll get it reet one day!?)
Updated 9:17pm bells'
87th minute: GOAL!---Gilliead puts The Toon back in front with a deflected effort!<(or did it gan in direct, from a James Tavernier cross?)
Updated: '9:20pm bells'---the ref blows for full time!---The Toon win 2-1!
Special thanx to Liam and Michael from *'The Lamp' for this 'oot of depth' match report!
*'The Lamp'/Big Lamp' iz a place in The Toon not far from St James' Park on Westgate Road
PS: If yi cannit make it to Cambridge, The Toon U18s are playin' 'The Venky Chickens of Blackborn' @ Little Benton this afternoon!
PS: Too late if yi were thinkin' of gannin' to the U18s game!---just hord that we won 3-0 with Greg Olley and Adam Armstrong gettin' wor goals!
FROM 4th TOP TO 4th BOTTOM! *** "A SAD-SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS!"
Posted '2:40pm bells' Tuesday 23rd April 2013
'GEORDIE TIMES' COMMENT!
It's a sad-sad state of affairs when your manager admits that he will be 'happy'? to finish 4th bottom of the Premyaa Leegue followin' wor 1-1 draw against 'The Baggie Troosers of West Brom' on Saturday!
It's not so lang ago that anothaa Toon manager by the name of Bobby Robson waz sacked coz we were 5th in the table, with wor 'then chairman' 'Fat Freddie' demandin' a 'top 4' 'Champions Leegue' finish!
Of course 'I Beg Your Pardew' is reet, az most fans like meesel will be more than 'happy' just to survive in 'The Premyaa' this season!
Aa waz listenin' to snippets of the Man U v Villa game last neet at work and waz prayin' that the home side would get a boat-load of goals!
NOT! because aa like them or anythin' like that,<(aa cannit f*****' stand them!), but because a hammerin' for 'The Hazbeens and Villians' (who are just below us in the Leegue), would severely 'dent' their goal difference and be in wor favour!
Like aa say!---it's a sad-sad state of affairs when we've got to think like this!---isnt it!?
'GEORDIE TIMES' COMMENT!
It's a sad-sad state of affairs when your manager admits that he will be 'happy'? to finish 4th bottom of the Premyaa Leegue followin' wor 1-1 draw against 'The Baggie Troosers of West Brom' on Saturday!
It's not so lang ago that anothaa Toon manager by the name of Bobby Robson waz sacked coz we were 5th in the table, with wor 'then chairman' 'Fat Freddie' demandin' a 'top 4' 'Champions Leegue' finish!
Of course 'I Beg Your Pardew' is reet, az most fans like meesel will be more than 'happy' just to survive in 'The Premyaa' this season!
Aa waz listenin' to snippets of the Man U v Villa game last neet at work and waz prayin' that the home side would get a boat-load of goals!
NOT! because aa like them or anythin' like that,<(aa cannit f*****' stand them!), but because a hammerin' for 'The Hazbeens and Villians' (who are just below us in the Leegue), would severely 'dent' their goal difference and be in wor favour!
Like aa say!---it's a sad-sad state of affairs when we've got to think like this!---isnt it!?
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