"AALRIGHT DWIGHT!" *** "ADIOS ANDROS!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 1st July 2016

DWIGHT GAYLE HOLDS UP THE NEW TOON TOP HE WILL BE WEARIN' THIS SEASON
(AT LEAST IT HAZ BLACK N WHITE STRIPES ON THE BACK!-AND NOT PLAIN WHITE!)

SWINGS AND ROONDABOOTS!

News reaches 'The Geordie Times' that striker Dwight Gayle haz signed for The Toon from Crybaby Palace for a fee reported to be in the £10 million region!---However!---and in the opposite direction, winger Andros Toonsend haz left us to join Pardew's boys for a £13 million fee