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| "I'M THE WORLDS 'NUMBER ONE' DRUNKEST FOOTBALL MANAGER! AND AM IN DAILY CONTACT WITH SIR ALEX! --HIC! HIC!" |
News reaches us that Miseryguts Moyes haz tendered hiz resignation to the mackem hierarchy!
We here at 'The Geordie Times' are devastated az we thought he woz dein' a MAGnificent job in gettin' the SMBs relegated at the forst time of askin'!
Several 'quality names' have been hoyed into the ring, includin' out of work former Toon managers, ALAN (I beg your) PARDEW!----'The Wally with the Brolly'!----'John "I am the best manager in the world" Carver' and Joke Kinnear, who iz odds on favourite to be their next manager and haz told anybody who will listen that he can "Do a great job!" and take them to "The next level!"
The "Great job!" he iz on aboot iz that he can ---"De a great job drinkin' aall the Gin, Vodka and Whisky from the optics in the hospitality area of the main stand!" And "Take them to the next level!" (ie: Leegue ONE!)
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| TOON FANS SHOW THEIR APPRECIATION OF 'JOE'K, WHEN HE WOZ HERE! |
More on aall this later!
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